Text Size

No Holds Barred

Four Loko

Need to get something off your chest? Have a topic that doesn't fit one of the other forums? Rant away in here. Mature audiences only, not for the easily offended.

Moderators: peeker643, swerb, Ziner

Four Loko

Unread postby Ziner » Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:25 am

Was going to get a discussion going in the food and drink, but then I saw this and figured it is best over here.

http://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/ ... 234109.htm

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration today warned four companies that the caffeine added to their malt alcoholic beverages is an “unsafe food additive” and said that further action, including seizure of their products, is possible under federal law.


Has anyone had this stuff? I saw it in the store the other day when picking up some beers. Didn't think it was best to take to a tailgate when I wanted to be productive after the game, I am going to go snag some before it all gets off the shelf.

Nice work FDA, if only it was possible to make this stuff at home... http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/make-y ... o-homebrew

It is also very good that no one could possibly mix their own red bull and vodkas at home with even more potency.

This shit cracks me up. I can sleep at night now knowing I am protected from myself.
In the end, we're all "only for a limited time," you guys.
User avatar
Ziner
Tot-Lovin' Hippy
 
Posts: 7051
Joined: Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:04 pm
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Favorite Player: Tater Tots
Least Favorite Player: Yam Fries

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:42 pm

I've had the Joose stuff, and it's undrinkable. And I was drunk at the time. Gonna get some Four Loko this weekend. Black Out in a can can't be all bad, right?
This natural coozy comes free with every Miller Time
Image
User avatar
Erie Warrior
Goose Slayer
 
Posts: 6373
Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:50 pm
Location: Hampton, VA
Favorite Player: 1995 Indians
Least Favorite Player: Global Warming

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:07 am

Four Loko is for gay ass ravers and retards.
"Our name is Legion, for we are many."
User avatar
Cerebral_DownTime
Go f#%k yourself
 
Posts: 14421
Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:31 am
Location: Galloway Ohio
Favorite Player: Fenrir
Least Favorite Player: Walt Flannigan's dog

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby RickNashEquilibrium » Fri Nov 19, 2010 10:06 am

Erie Warrior wrote:I've had the Joose stuff, and it's undrinkable. And I was drunk at the time. Gonna get some Four Loko this weekend. Black Out in a can can't be all bad, right?


There's Black Out in a bottle already, and its aptly named in my Favorite Player profile. Just get a 6 (or 12) and get ready to wake up nekkid along the North Shore.
"All Beckett needs to do to cap off this mess is order some fried chicken and beer" – 5/10/12 before Beckett got chased in the 3rd at Fenway.
User avatar
RickNashEquilibrium
Beer, Bitch
 
Posts: 942
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:35 pm
Location: Mentor
Favorite Player: Mexican Cooking
Least Favorite Player: 99% of all humans

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:43 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Four Loko is for gay ass ravers and retards.

In that case, I'll buy one for you as well.
This natural coozy comes free with every Miller Time
Image
User avatar
Erie Warrior
Goose Slayer
 
Posts: 6373
Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:50 pm
Location: Hampton, VA
Favorite Player: 1995 Indians
Least Favorite Player: Global Warming

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:52 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Four Loko is for gay ass ravers and retards.

In that case, I'll buy one for you as well.



Oh ahahahahahahahhaahhaahhahahahahah! That was so effin funny. Why don't you go back to teaching your students how to catch a giant squid or whatever it is you do for that fat ass teachin paycheck.
"Our name is Legion, for we are many."
User avatar
Cerebral_DownTime
Go f#%k yourself
 
Posts: 14421
Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:31 am
Location: Galloway Ohio
Favorite Player: Fenrir
Least Favorite Player: Walt Flannigan's dog

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:44 pm

FTR Four Loko is a Giant Squid attractant. It's research, prick.
This natural coozy comes free with every Miller Time
Image
User avatar
Erie Warrior
Goose Slayer
 
Posts: 6373
Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:50 pm
Location: Hampton, VA
Favorite Player: 1995 Indians
Least Favorite Player: Global Warming

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Ziner » Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:55 pm

I went to the liquor store today in hopes of getting my hands on some, already taken off the shelves.
In the end, we're all "only for a limited time," you guys.
User avatar
Ziner
Tot-Lovin' Hippy
 
Posts: 7051
Joined: Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:04 pm
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Favorite Player: Tater Tots
Least Favorite Player: Yam Fries

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:48 pm

Ziner wrote:I went to the liquor store today in hopes of getting my hands on some, already taken off the shelves.



Moron, you live in an area known for good smoke and you want to waste money on a crazy Asian drink?

Erie Warrior wrote:FTR Four Loko is a Giant Squid attractant. It's research, prick.


Oh i'm well aware, I follow Giant Squid on twitter (they just got HDTV down there).
"Our name is Legion, for we are many."
User avatar
Cerebral_DownTime
Go f#%k yourself
 
Posts: 14421
Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:31 am
Location: Galloway Ohio
Favorite Player: Fenrir
Least Favorite Player: Walt Flannigan's dog

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Rat_Tail » Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:54 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Moron, you live in an area known for good smoke and you want to waste money on a crazy Asian drink?


It was made by 3 grads from Ohio State.
Cleveland is the city where we come from so run run
User avatar
Rat_Tail
Take Me Back To 2007
 
Posts: 844
Joined: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:18 pm
Favorite Player: Pronk
Least Favorite Player: Marson

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:38 pm

Rat_Tail wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Moron, you live in an area known for good smoke and you want to waste money on a crazy Asian drink?


It was made by 3 grads from Ohio State.


That's what they want you to think. Fuckin' Commies.
"Our name is Legion, for we are many."
User avatar
Cerebral_DownTime
Go f#%k yourself
 
Posts: 14421
Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:31 am
Location: Galloway Ohio
Favorite Player: Fenrir
Least Favorite Player: Walt Flannigan's dog

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:22 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Rat_Tail wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Moron, you live in an area known for good smoke and you want to waste money on a crazy Asian drink?


It was made by 3 grads from Ohio State.


That's what they want you to think. Fuckin' Commies.


Nothing changes.
Shit The Bed For Ted

- Matty Toes (Vandelay Industries)
User avatar
motherscratcher
Little Larry Sellers
 
Posts: 7684
Joined: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:14 pm
Location: CDT's Garage
Favorite Player: Ernie Camacho
Least Favorite Player: Jose Mesa

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby jb » Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:31 pm

The government doesn't have the right tod do this cause it isn't in the constitution.

This is the new stomach pump / date rape drug on college campuses, BTW.
jb
 
Posts: 17730
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:08 pm
Location: Defend Youngstown
Favorite Player: Daddy Rich / Carwa$h
Least Favorite Player: Hines Ward

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Orenthal » Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:11 pm

Happy Meal toys, Four Loko, wtf is next...

Fuck all these doogooders.
"When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience."
User avatar
Orenthal
 
Posts: 4176
Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:18 pm
Location: The Midd Heights
Favorite Player: Dan Gilbert
Least Favorite Player: Blacks, Gays, Poor

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:20 pm

Seems safer than washing down a diet pill with a quualude or a vicodin.

Well, it seems easier grabbing one of the Four Lokos off the shelf than finding the guy with the vicodin and speed anyway.

I don't want to work too hard for my buzz.
"Great minds think alike. The opposite is also true."

"None of us is as dumb as all of us."


I'm on Twitter at http://twitter.com/peeker643
User avatar
peeker643
Duly Noted
 
Posts: 22508
Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:33 pm
Favorite Player: Smokey Rowe
Least Favorite Player: Dingle Stetson

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby jack_tors » Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:54 pm

motherscratcher wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Rat_Tail wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Moron, you live in an area known for good smoke and you want to waste money on a crazy Asian drink?


It was made by 3 grads from Ohio State.


That's what they want you to think. Fuckin' Commies.


Nothing changes.


Wait, they were commies?
“Baseball is like church. Many attend but few understand.”- Wes Westrum

"The future is like a Japanese game show, we have no idea whats going on." - Tracy Jordan

"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
-Rufus T. Firefly
User avatar
jack_tors
 
Posts: 1608
Joined: Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:26 pm
Location: Reminderville, Oh
Favorite Player: Mike Modano
Least Favorite Player: LeChoke James

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:34 pm

peeker643 wrote:I don't want to work too hard for my buzz.


More importantly, fuck them for telling me who I can date rape.
This natural coozy comes free with every Miller Time
Image
User avatar
Erie Warrior
Goose Slayer
 
Posts: 6373
Joined: Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:50 pm
Location: Hampton, VA
Favorite Player: 1995 Indians
Least Favorite Player: Global Warming

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby skatingtripods » Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:36 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:More importantly, fuck them for telling me who I can date rape.


Excerpt from The Roethlisberger Reminiscence?
A God Damn dead man would understand that if a minor league bus in any city took a real sharp right turn, a Zack McCalister would likely fall out. - Lead Pipe
User avatar
skatingtripods
Sloth Duncan
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Tue May 01, 2007 12:27 pm
Location: Cleveland
Favorite Player: Mike Aviles
Least Favorite Player: Every Detroit Tiger

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:11 pm

I don't want to work too hard for my buzz.


That's why people smoke pot.

Smoke a joint and sit there thinking "I know there was something I was supposed to do today"

Legalize pot, it will be AWESOME
"Our name is Legion, for we are many."
User avatar
Cerebral_DownTime
Go f#%k yourself
 
Posts: 14421
Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:31 am
Location: Galloway Ohio
Favorite Player: Fenrir
Least Favorite Player: Walt Flannigan's dog

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:10 pm

^I'm all for it now, fuck it.
"When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience."
User avatar
Orenthal
 
Posts: 4176
Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:18 pm
Location: The Midd Heights
Favorite Player: Dan Gilbert
Least Favorite Player: Blacks, Gays, Poor

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Rat_Tail » Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:14 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
I don't want to work too hard for my buzz.

Smoke a joint and sit there thinking "I know there was something I was supposed to do today"


I thought you were in the boat of "pot doesn't mess with your memory or make you lazy."

You just proved yourself wrong.
Cleveland is the city where we come from so run run
User avatar
Rat_Tail
Take Me Back To 2007
 
Posts: 844
Joined: Mon Nov 09, 2009 5:18 pm
Favorite Player: Pronk
Least Favorite Player: Marson

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby motherscratcher » Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:59 pm

Rat_Tail wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
I don't want to work too hard for my buzz.

Smoke a joint and sit there thinking "I know there was something I was supposed to do today"


I thought you were in the boat of "pot doesn't mess with your memory or make you lazy."

You just proved yourself wrong.


Oh Rat Tail. You're precious. (inlove)
Shit The Bed For Ted

- Matty Toes (Vandelay Industries)
User avatar
motherscratcher
Little Larry Sellers
 
Posts: 7684
Joined: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:14 pm
Location: CDT's Garage
Favorite Player: Ernie Camacho
Least Favorite Player: Jose Mesa

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:18 pm

Rat_Tail wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
I don't want to work too hard for my buzz.

Smoke a joint and sit there thinking "I know there was something I was supposed to do today"


I thought you were in the boat of "pot doesn't mess with your memory or make you lazy."

You just proved yourself wrong.


lol. The cat barks at the dog. How adorable.

It took you this long to spring your trap?

No....... i'm in the boat that if you've never smoked pot, don't speak on what effects it may or may not have on people.

Go blow Tom Landry's corpse, fucko.
"Our name is Legion, for we are many."
User avatar
Cerebral_DownTime
Go f#%k yourself
 
Posts: 14421
Joined: Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:31 am
Location: Galloway Ohio
Favorite Player: Fenrir
Least Favorite Player: Walt Flannigan's dog

Re: Four Loko

Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:19 pm

LOL...fucko

I need to start calling more people fucko.
Shit The Bed For Ted

- Matty Toes (Vandelay Industries)
User avatar
motherscratcher
Little Larry Sellers
 
Posts: 7684
Joined: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:14 pm
Location: CDT's Garage
Favorite Player: Ernie Camacho
Least Favorite Player: Jose Mesa


Return to No Holds Barred

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Larvell Blanks and 3 guests

Who is online

In total there are 4 users online :: 1 registered, 0 hidden and 3 guests (based on users active over the past 5 minutes)
Most users ever online was 181 on Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:50 pm

Users browsing this forum: Larvell Blanks and 3 guests