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Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby FUDU » Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:38 pm

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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:11 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2qKMchcgzk

Check out the comment of maybe it was China making a statement
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby FUDU » Tue Nov 09, 2010 1:18 pm

I get the military not wanting to admit a screw up on their part, but right now they are saying they don't have a clue. Personally I've seen better photos of Bigfoot, but either way a day later with no idea is pretty embarrassing or at least arrogant.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:38 pm

FUDU wrote:I get the military not wanting to admit a screw up on their part, but right now they are saying they don't have a clue. Personally I've seen better photos of Bigfoot, but either way a day later with no idea is pretty embarrassing or at least arrogant.


STFUDU.

If it stumps the almighty DU, how can the feeble minded military figure it out?

Have you ever seen a photo of Bigfoot launching a type 1 S2S missile from his hidden bunker deep within the Sierra Nevada Moutians?

Fucking Sasquatch. You just cannot trust them.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:45 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Fucking Sasquatch. You just cannot trust them.


You sir are an anti-yetite.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby FUDU » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:45 pm

Yet they are thwarting terrorists plots inside our borders? That's some funny shit right shit there.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:57 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Fucking Sasquatch. You just cannot trust them.


You sir are an anti-yetite.


Damn right.

You gonna trust some hairy bastard living in the woods?

Why does he need all that privacy, what is he up to?

I'll fucking tell you, cuz I have all the answers.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:00 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Fucking Sasquatch. You just cannot trust them.


You sir are an anti-yetite.

Damn right.

You gonna trust some hairy bastard living in the woods?



This is starting to sound like a family dispute.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:27 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Fucking Sasquatch. You just cannot trust them.


You sir are an anti-yetite.

Damn right.

You gonna trust some hairy bastard living in the woods?



This is starting to sound like a family dispute.


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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby GodHatesClevelandSport » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:45 pm

What's more believable, all these military guys have absolutely, positively no clue about anything at all related to his and they are just gosh-darn confounded like everybody else, or they're not telling shit to anyone?
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby jb » Tue Nov 09, 2010 3:45 pm

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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby Commodore Perry » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:33 pm

Large missile launched 35 miles outside of LA. U.S. Military says they have no idea what it was. This should be the #1 story in the nation right now.

Look, its probably nothing. But its very rare you hear the military say they just don't know about something of this magnitude. They could have given any explanation, like it was just a missile test, and this story goes away. Hell they could have even just said "no comment" and everyone would have assumed it was just some more secretive test. The "we don't know" response makes this very interesting.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby Commodore Perry » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:40 pm

GodHatesClevelandSport wrote:What's more believable, all these military guys have absolutely, positively no clue about anything at all related to his and they are just gosh-darn confounded like everybody else, or they're not telling shit to anyone?



Its almost unthinkable that a missile as large as this one could be fired off any where on Earth and the US government wouldn't know exactly what it was and who fired it. Let alone just 35 miles of the US coast.

The "We don't know" response, rather then just a basic cover story, makes me think there is more to this story, and the government isn't sure what it should say yet. They don't want to commit to a cover story, only to have to go back on it later.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:47 pm

I bet the conspiracy theory nuts are having a circle jerk over this.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby pup » Tue Nov 09, 2010 4:53 pm

Had to land somewhere, no? In some deep water, but somewhere.

I think it was the dude who sent his kid to hide in the attic while the entire US was watching his boy float around a space ship.

Could have been a really big bottle rocket.

Could have been JeMarcus Russel trying out for a new LA UFL team.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:25 pm

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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby FUDU » Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:14 pm

Commodore Perry wrote:
GodHatesClevelandSport wrote:What's more believable, all these military guys have absolutely, positively no clue about anything at all related to his and they are just gosh-darn confounded like everybody else, or they're not telling shit to anyone?



Its almost unthinkable that a missile as large as this one could be fired off any where on Earth and the US government wouldn't know exactly what it was and who fired it. Let alone just 35 miles of the US coast.

The "We don't know" response, rather then just a basic cover story, makes me think there is more to this story, and the government isn't sure what it should say yet. They don't want to commit to a cover story, only to have to go back on it later.

Most likely it was a military screw up A) testing where they shouldn't be, so how can they explain that one justifiably or B) they misfired and again how do they admit to that.

Either way it's weak and doesn't mesh real well with the whole notion of our military knowing everything about anything entering our country.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:20 pm

Has anyone considered that it might have just been Billy Bob Thornton?
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby skatingtripods » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:26 pm

Maybe it was a test run of Elton John's dying wish to be a Rocket Man.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:26 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:Has anyone considered that it might have just been Billy Bob Thornton?


Dressed as a Yetti. That sneaky fuck.

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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:03 am

The optical illusion of an airplane contrail theory seems possible, but from the perspective of the helicopter that shot it, not so much? I could see that being the case if the shots were from the ground. Not to mention the difference in contrails of planes and rockets.

It's just funny that so many experts are calling it totally different things, and yet amidst this WOT we are "in" the terror alert status rises to severe if they sniff Arabian perfume in London.
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Re: Random missile launch, unexplainable?

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