READ some of the article before Voting - Sit or Stand?

[JCoz]

Deadspin Article had me rolling:

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs- ... -wipe-hope

[CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!]

Just before coming online, I finished taking a shit. Whilst taking said shit, I was reading an article in ESPN the Magazine entitled "It Happens", all about how athletes are just like the rest of us, and sometimes, yes, they shit. I finish doing my thing, turn on my computer, check my email, do a coupla other semi-important things, then click over to these boards. And the first thing I see is also about shitting.

Its been a shitty day.

[motherscratcher]

I am squarely in the group that had no idea the other option even existed.

[JCoz]

I am squarely in the group that had no idea the other option even existed.

I think most people are. I still am not sure that it's real.

Maybe its a hoax to make people think there is another group/method, just for laughs.

[CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!]

I knew it existed in theory only because I am like the guy who wrote in that stands for the final swipe.

[JCoz]

I knew it existed in theory only because I am like the guy who wrote in that stands for the final swipe.

Then you should be penciled in as "hybrid"

[Ziner]

Hybrid.

Different jobs require different techniques.

[FUDU]

There simply isn't enough room for me to wipe while sitting.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Yeah. I hate bathroom stalls.

[Erie Warrior]

Hybrid. Start with the sit, finish with the stand. Some times I scoot my ass on the carpet. Seems to work for my dog, so I figured what the hell.

[motherscratcher]

Anybody use those wet wipes? They'll change your life.

[Ziner]

Hybrid. Start with the sit, finish with the stand. Some times I scoot my ass on the carpet. Seems to work for my dog, so I figured what the hell.

Seen my dog lick his ass, might want to give that a try for those difficult ones.

[motherscratcher]

Hybrid. Start with the sit, finish with the stand. Some times I scoot my ass on the carpet. Seems to work for my dog, so I figured what the hell.

Seen my dog lick his ass, might want to give that a try for those difficult ones.

You watched your dog lick Erie Warrior's ass? Kinky

[Ziner]

I see what you did there and I dont like it

[Orenthal]

Sit, and the wipes are magic. I'm not a hopless obese person so...

[jfiling]

Hybrid. Start with the sit, finish with the stand. Some times I scoot my ass on the carpet. Seems to work for my dog, so I figured what the hell.

Seen my dog lick his ass, might want to give that a try for those difficult ones.

You watched your dog lick Erie Warrior's ass? Kinky

Post of the week, despite Ziner's objections ;)

[FUDU]

Scotts 800 grit to get things going, baby wipes to finish things off.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Not only would I like to know how Erie reacted to getting his ass licked by Ziners dog, I'm wonderin' what peek wipes his ass with in the fall when there are no leaves to be found?

...and what kind of dog? We talkin' Shepard, Rotweiler or daschound/toy poodle?

...and baby wipes? wtf?.... too much ruffage maybe?...try some cheese once in awhile

[peeker643]

Not only would I like to know how Erie reacted to getting his ass licked by Ziners dog, I'm wonderin' what peek wipes his ass with in the fall when there are no leaves to be found?

...and what kind of dog? We talkin' Shepard, Rotweiler or daschound/toy poodle?

...and baby wipes? wtf?.... too much ruffage maybe?...try some cheese once in awhile

Paper towels are a utility tool no hunter should be without. Ever.

They serve as: Toilet paper/kleenex/kindling/trail mark/blood wiping rag/towel. A knife and paper towels might be my first two survival item selections.

But leaves work. And there's always leaves in the woods in some form.

Ziner's dog is nasty, btw.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Just remember when we talk about shitting in the woods you're speaking to someone who has used sticks and tree brances to wipe his ass and a bayonet for Kling-ons

[peeker643]

Just remember when we talk about shitting in the woods you're speaking to someone who has used sticks and tree brances to wipe his ass and a bayonet for Kling-ons

Yeah. Well it's a bit more civilized when the things you're hunting aren't trying to kill you too FMB.

Branches would be dicey.

[Erie Warrior]

Not only would I like to know how Erie reacted to getting his ass licked by Ziners dog

It was consensual, don't judge me.

[skatingtripods]

Sitter while wiping on the shitter.