LeBitch's 1st Fake Injury of the Year...

[swerb]

... and a freaking Alaskan Assassin sighting:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=A ... oscow-heat

[StewieG]

So is he just going to flake out every time the going gets even an eensie bit tough? Even in a preseason game against some euro team with Trajan fucking Langdon on it? Or will he just go nuclear flake in the playoffs again?

[motherscratcher]

Get used to it. He's going to get this cramping about once a month.

[aoxo1]

Get used to it. He's going to get this cramping about once a month.

Wait, are you implying he is a she?

[Larvell Blanks]

Did ESPN interrupt programming to give us updates on LBJ's staus every 5 minutes?

[rebelwithoutaclue]

Did ESPN interrupt programming to give us updates on LBJ's staus every 5 minutes?

We're lucky ESPN doesn't have the MLB playoffs or they probably would have cut away from Lee's gem to show Lebron hobbling to the locker room.

[fundamentals]

Same player, same show, different team.

[Larvell Blanks]

Same player, same show, different team.

How heavy was that rock that you finally decided to crawl out from under?

C'mon now, be somewhat fair. When he was hurt and performed his LeDrama, it was after a foul and despite his acting like he got shot from the grassy knoll, he did stay on the court.

I'm highly anticipating the ESPN Sports Science segment on leg cramping and how James and his super human physique can and will recover.

[fundamentals]

Same player, same show, different team.

How heavy was that rock that you finally decided to crawl out from under?

C'mon now, be somewhat fair. When he was hurt and performed his LeDrama, it was after a foul and despite his acting like he got shot from the grassy knoll, he did stay on the court.

I'm highly anticipating the ESPN Sports Science segment on leg cramping and how James and his super human physique can and will recover.

Larvell, good to hear from you. I kind of, sort of, knew you would be the first to comment about my first post in quite some time.

The whine and gold colored glasses are off and people are seeing the guy for what he is.

ESPN's love for him is genuine now that he is out of Ctown.

[leadpipe]

Man, some of you guys are in for a long year.

Again, that smokin' chick that dumped you for a billionaire - does you no good to bitch about her. She doesn't care, she's sittin' on the beach.

You got boned. It happens.

But it's best to move on.

And tryin' to tell us all that suddenly she ain't so hot, well, that desperation is crystal clear.

So, all of the sudden the guy is going to play poorly, lose games, and miss games cause of injury???

Don't let a guy being an enormous prick make you delusional. And don't think some sort of karma's going to come and save us. If that were the case Ray Lewis woulda snapped his neck in the Super Bowl.

He's gonna play MVP caliber, he's gonna win - a lot, and he'll play his usual number of games.

She's gone. That's the reality. Wishing her bad might make you feel good, but it ain't going to change anything.

[motherscratcher]

Man, some of you guys are in for a long year.

Again, that smokin' chick that dumped you for a billionaire - does you no good to bitch about her. She doesn't care, she's sittin' on the beach.

You got boned. It happens.

But it's best to move on.

And tryin' to tell us all that suddenly she ain't so hot, well, that desperation is crystal clear.

So, all of the sudden the guy is going to play poorly, lose games, and miss games cause of injury???

Don't let a guy being an enormous prick make you delusional. And don't think some sort of karma's going to come and save us. If that were the case Ray Lewis woulda snapped his neck in the Super Bowl.

He's gonna play MVP caliber, he's gonna win - a lot, and he'll play his usual number of games.

She's gone. That's the reality. Wishing her bad might make you feel good, but it ain't going to change anything.

Here's the problem. When you run into the smoking hot chick and her billionaire husband, at least you have the satisfaction of knowing that the first thought that runs through his head upon seeing you is "that guy f***ed my wife. a lot."

Miami doesn't have to worry about that.

[Madre Hill, Superstar]

So, all of the sudden the guy is going to play poorly, lose games, and miss games cause of injury???

All I know is Baltimore Colts fans got a Super Bowl and Modell was forced to sell the Ravens. Rock Thome never got a ring. Manny and CC did, but they left with more class. My Carl Sagan side can't fully wrap itself around the notion and I wouldn't put any money on it, but I can't help but to think that there really is such a thing as karma.

[leadpipe]

So, all of the sudden the guy is going to play poorly, lose games, and miss games cause of injury???

All I know is Baltimore Colts fans got a Super Bowl and Modell was forced to sell the Ravens. Rock Thome never got a ring. Manny and CC did, but they left with more class. My Carl Sagan side can't fully wrap itself around the notion and I wouldn't put any money on it, but I can't help but to think that there really is such a thing as karma.

But if Thome were arguably the best player in the league, and went to the Yankees, than there is a real good chance that the "karma" that has followed him in regards to a ring would have never been.

Look, I don't blame Clevelanders for hating, wishing bad karma or anything else of the guy, all I'm sayin' is I wouldn't get myself in a bunch with every move the guy makes, and I wouldn't allow myself to get delusional about the players skills or situation, because at the end of the day - probably at the end of quite a few days, he's going to be sitting at the top, and it's going to piss you off more than if you just let it go.

[Madre Hill, Superstar]

Look, I don't blame Clevelanders for hating, wishing bad karma or anything else of the guy, all I'm sayin' is I wouldn't get myself in a bunch with every move the guy makes, and I wouldn't allow myself to get delusional about the players skills or situation, because at the end of the day - probably at the end of quite a few days, he's going to be sitting at the top, and it's going to piss you off more than if you just let it go.

Meh, maybe in a few years when he's older and wiser and it won't hurt as much. Just not seeing it anytime soon.

[YahooFanChicago]

They say he just had a "really bad cramp"

I say, it's probably just menstral





.....really coming into your own, Aye Mellon?

[papacass]

Here's the problem. When you run into the smoking hot chick and her billionaire husband, at least you have the satisfaction of knowing that the first thought that runs through his head upon seeing you is "that guy f***ed my wife. a lot."

Miami doesn't have to worry about that.

See, if you were Beyonce's ex, I don't think Jay-Z would be thinking that. He'd be more like "Sorry, who are you?"

At least we can take some solace in the fact that LeBron put seven years of hard wear and tear on his massive frame playing for the Cavs. The Heat are probably getting him with about 60,000 miles on the odometer. So if he starts to develop recurring leg and back problems on the Heat's watch, we can give Miami a smile and wink.

[DrPoove]

Man, some of you guys are in for a long year.

Again, that smokin' chick that dumped you for a billionaire - does you no good to bitch about her. She doesn't care, she's sittin' on the beach.

You got boned. It happens.

But it's best to move on.

And tryin' to tell us all that suddenly she ain't so hot, well, that desperation is crystal clear.

So, all of the sudden the guy is going to play poorly, lose games, and miss games cause of injury???

Don't let a guy being an enormous prick make you delusional. And don't think some sort of karma's going to come and save us. If that were the case Ray Lewis woulda snapped his neck in the Super Bowl.

He's gonna play MVP caliber, he's gonna win - a lot, and he'll play his usual number of games.

She's gone. That's the reality. Wishing her bad might make you feel good, but it ain't going to change anything.

Agreed. But can't you take a little smile if she catches syphillis?

[Orenthal]

I don't really see the need for the lecture(again), but eh, whatever.

[Ziner]

Swerb should have hired Windy for the TCF Heat Index, there is going to be an informal one anyway. Gotta expect it is coming, no use fighting it.

[Triple-S]

what a bag of douche.

lived in neohio all his life, never supported any of the teams, and then suddenly he's a marlins fan.

[Squints]

Man, by the looks of that picture, Gloria has really let herself go.

[Larvell Blanks]

what a bag of douche.

lived in neohio all his life, never supported any of the teams, and then suddenly he's a marlins fan.

You're right, never, EVER saw the guy wear any NEO team gear...




Hate him all you want, just don't make shit up. Dude was wearing a Marlins hat because he was showcasing his new Nike shoe w/ it's Miami color influence. No way that front runner would throw away his Yankee hat and disposable payroll to root for a team that has a payroll lower than one of his game checks.

It's all in the name of promotion and whatever matches his kicks that day.

HOLY SHIT, I never knew Joe was a die-hard Tribe fan!

[StewieG]

Man, by the looks of that picture, Gloria has really let herself go.

She's despondent because Delonte isn't there to pork her.