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Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby skatingtripods » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:59 am

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HBD to one of the best posters to join in the last year or so. Enjoy it, bud.

For sake of the picture, assume you're 24 and not 36.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:47 pm

Happy birthday ya prick ya.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby Ziner » Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:54 pm

We all pitched in and got you a cake, hope you like it

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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Sep 22, 2010 5:17 pm

Yeah you go have a good fucking time...... or else.

I suggest drinking beverages that contain alcohol.

Happy Birthday. :cheers:
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:54 pm

Gee, thanks fellas. Honestly it was just an honor to be nominated.

Tripods - that's my favorite picture ever put in a birthday thread for me.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby hebner20 » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:01 pm

Happy Birthday Motherscratcher, if that is your real name. I agree with tripods that you are one of the best posters to join in the past year. Enjoy your day but don't hurt yourself. :cheers:
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:26 pm

I'm going to start drinking now.

Or, an hour or so ago.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby jack_tors » Wed Sep 22, 2010 7:51 pm

Happy Birthday and what have you. It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... You know what I'm trying to say..
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:18 pm

I am the walrus
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:30 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:I am the walrus


V.I. Lenin!

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:32 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:I am the walrus

Yeah but do you still need to bum rides off people?

HBD!
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby skatingtripods » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:33 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:I am the warrior


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

Seems more fitting for you...
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:35 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
Motherscratcher wrote:I am the warrior


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

Seems more fitting for you...


Hey I really liked the part in your picture where that chick covered her tits with party hats and her vajay with a bow. I just thought that was really clever, you know?
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:50 pm

I AM a warrior

I've won a handful of beers over the years from people who insist that that's Pat Benetar. As if.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:03 pm

She might be the warrior, but Benatar was invincible.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby skatingtripods » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:23 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:
Motherscratcher wrote:I am the warrior


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

Seems more fitting for you...


Hey I really liked the part in your picture where that chick covered her tits with party hats and her vajay with a bow. I just thought that was really clever, you know?


It's not as good as the one I'll post for someone else's birthday, probably McPeek's.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:42 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:
Motherscratcher wrote:I am the warrior


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

Seems more fitting for you...


Hey I really liked the part in your picture where that chick covered her tits with party hats and her vajay with a bow. I just thought that was really clever, you know?


It's not as good as the one I'll post for someone else's birthday, probably McPeek's.


What are you saying? I'm not worth the good picture? I'm not as cool as Peeker?


OK, don't answer that.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:05 pm

Motherscratcher was a good man, and a good bowler. He was one of us. HBD, sweet prince.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby jb » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:45 am

happy happy.

I never know what to write on these threads.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:46 am

jb wrote:happy happy.

I never know what to write on these threads.


I'd have gone a different route this time too.

You just ruined the thread and Mother's birthday.

Nice.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby JCoz » Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:57 pm

peeker643 wrote:
jb wrote:happy happy.

I never know what to write on these threads.


I'd have gone a different route this time too.

You just ruined the thread and Mother's birthday.

Nice.


:lmfao:
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby JCoz » Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:03 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:
Motherscratcher wrote:I am the warrior


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

Seems more fitting for you...


Hey I really liked the part in your picture where that chick covered her tits with party hats and her vajay with a bow. I just thought that was really clever, you know?


You are really dialing in that "state the obvious" approach aren't you?

Thats clever.

And humorous.
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby aoxo1 » Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:09 pm

Your revolution is over, Mr. Scratcher. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Mother?
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby rebelwithoutaclue » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:13 pm

FUDU wrote:She might be the warrior, but Benatar was invincible.






(FUDU's name is Donnie right?)

And to MotherScratcher, hope you have a good birthday. But remember this:


Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit. :cheers:
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Re: Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:22 pm

aoxo1 wrote:Your revolution is over, Mr. Scratcher. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Mother?


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