can we get a real 5 question Friday today?

[jb]

No FUDork or Peeker clusterfuck imitatiomns?

Plesae Wabo?

[peeker643]

No FUDork or Peeker clusterfuck imitatiomns?

Plesae Wabo?

That hurts. I made a sincere attempt to entertain you at my own expense.

And that doesn't even take into account the hurtful responses I got from many of you.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

1) Why is America so superbadass?

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?

3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?

4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?

5) Shut up.

[jb]

i don't understand question 5.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

i don't understand question 5.

Fine.

5) Shut up?

Fixed.

[peeker643]

i don't understand question 5.

Fine.

5) Shut up?

Fixed.

Ahhh....now I see.

I like it.

[jb]

i don't understand question 5.

Fine.

5) Shut up?

Fixed.

Nope. No comprende, it's a riddle.

[RickNashEquilibrium]

1) Why is America so superbadass?
General Yamamoto said it best - "....we'd find a rifle behind every blade of grass". That and Chuck Norris.

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?
Lion, original choice was Bengal Tiger but the poach rate is much lower.

3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?
No. Mustard was put down by SD with a wide array of threatening stares and colorful language after a Clark/McCoy reparee that got a little too heated.

4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?
If the stuff I touch doesn't become invisible, I'm probably going to jail.

5) Shut up.
Be less Hatey McLife.

[Triple-S]

1) Why is America so superbadass?

Hot Wings and sports on TV.

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?

THE Predator.

3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?

No that was OJ.

4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?

sneak into the UCLA cheerleaders locker room.

5) Shut up.

are you a Browns usher now?

[Fire Marshall Bill]

1) Why is America so superbadass?

Its a process

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?

Gizzly bear

3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?

No. Pool cue.

4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?

Rob banks

5) Shut up.

Fuck-off. I forgot more about pizza during my last crap than you've ever known

[jb]

i don't understand question 5.

Fine.

5) Shut up?

Fixed.

Nope. No comprende, it's a riddle.

Oh, I get it.

[jb]

1) Why is America so superbadass?

Junk food and greed.

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?

Mountain Lion (to bang cougars)

3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?

No, but I shot the sheriff.

4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?

Rob FMB's stolen money and hit other teams' ball carriers with baseball bats on the shins when they play the Browns.


5) Shut up.

.... Mark May.

[skatingtripods]

1) Why is America so superbadass?

We have the ability to carpet bomb the fuck out of anybody.

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?

Grizzly bear. I like colder climates.

3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?

Absolutely not. It was Professor Plum in the kitchen with the rope.

4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?

What do invisble people do? Now if I were invisible, I would probably go to Vegas and just sneak chips from the house rack in the high limit room at every casino.

5) Shut up.

Yes, master.

[Erie Warrior]

1) Why is America so superbadass?
Fake boobs and beer drive-thrus
2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?
Clearly
3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?
Snitches get stitches
4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?
steal a whole lot of stuff
5) Shut up.
Glenn Beck

[motherscratcher]

1) Why is America so superbadass?

It probably has a lot to do with junk food and boobs.

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?

A Liger

3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?

No, not Mustard, Iron Mike. And not in the study either. We killed Iron Mike in the Tribe forum using Lead Pipe.

4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?

I would stop short of assault, but I would have a lot more money and have seen a lot more vajayjay.

5) Shut up?

Sarah Palin

[Ziner]

1) Why is America so superbadass?

Guns, Beers, BBQ, Porn, and In and Out Burger

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?

A Rhino would be cool, no reason.

3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?

I hate that game

4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?

Look at boobs and steal money.

5) Shut up

Michael Reghi and Chris Fedor

[motherscratcher]

Those are good burgers dude.

[hermanfontenot]

Why is America so superbadass?

We wiped out the indigenous population, turned a Western Europe-sized region of the country into a parking lot when they wouldn't stay in line, turned to the rest of the world and said, "Who's next, motherfuckers?"

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?

A human being.

3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?

Conservatory, candlestick.

4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?

Sell myself to the government and work on black-book operations for a handsome income.

5) Shut up.

Colin Cowherd

[FUDU]

1) Why is America so superbadass? Just b/c.

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be? If not a human, than a killer whale.

3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?

4) If you could be invisble, what would you do? All your wives.

5) Shut up. Make me.

[exiledbuckeye]

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?
Clearly

[hebner20]

1) Why is America so superbadass?

2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?

3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?

4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?

5) Shut up.

1)Sausage gravy – ‘nuff said.

2)CDT, then i would have his vast pizza knowledge and i could attain total consciousness.

3)No, Colonel Mustard tripped over that lead pipe and hit his head on the corner of the table.

4)Nothing. I am already invisible and invincible

5)See item #4 above

[motherscratcher]

I would like to change my answer to number 1.

1) Why is America so superbadass?

[General]

1) Why is America so superbadass?
Because of our Judeo-Christian ethic.
2) If you could be any type of large predatory mammal, what would you be?
Lion. Nails multiple lionesses, they bring him food. He rules until some young punk kicks his ass out of the pride, then he roams around until he dies.
3) Isn't it true that you killed Colonel Mustard in the study with the lead pipe?
It was Lead Pipe smashing the mustard over Colonel Sanders in study hall
4) If you could be invisble, what would you do?
Did you ever see the move "The Entity"?

5) Shut up.
Oprah and Obama.