Happy Birthday Motherscratcher

[skatingtripods]

HBD to one of the best posters to join in the last year or so. Enjoy it, bud.

For sake of the picture, assume you're 24 and not 36.

[peeker643]

Happy birthday ya prick ya.

[Ziner]

We all pitched in and got you a cake, hope you like it

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Yeah you go have a good fucking time...... or else.

I suggest drinking beverages that contain alcohol.

Happy Birthday.

[motherscratcher]

Gee, thanks fellas. Honestly it was just an honor to be nominated.

Tripods - that's my favorite picture ever put in a birthday thread for me.

[hebner20]

Happy Birthday Motherscratcher, if that is your real name. I agree with tripods that you are one of the best posters to join in the past year. Enjoy your day but don't hurt yourself.

[motherscratcher]

I'm going to start drinking now.

Or, an hour or so ago.

[jack_tors]

Happy Birthday and what have you. It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... You know what I'm trying to say..

[motherscratcher]

I am the walrus

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I am the walrus

V.I. Lenin!

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

[FUDU]

I am the walrus

Yeah but do you still need to bum rides off people?

HBD!

[skatingtripods]

I am the warrior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

Seems more fitting for you...

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I am the warrior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

Seems more fitting for you...

Hey I really liked the part in your picture where that chick covered her tits with party hats and her vajay with a bow. I just thought that was really clever, you know?

[motherscratcher]

I AM a warrior

I've won a handful of beers over the years from people who insist that that's Pat Benetar. As if.

[FUDU]

She might be the warrior, but Benatar was invincible.

[skatingtripods]

I am the warrior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

Seems more fitting for you...

Hey I really liked the part in your picture where that chick covered her tits with party hats and her vajay with a bow. I just thought that was really clever, you know?

It's not as good as the one I'll post for someone else's birthday, probably McPeek's.

[motherscratcher]

I am the warrior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

Seems more fitting for you...

Hey I really liked the part in your picture where that chick covered her tits with party hats and her vajay with a bow. I just thought that was really clever, you know?

It's not as good as the one I'll post for someone else's birthday, probably McPeek's.

What are you saying? I'm not worth the good picture? I'm not as cool as Peeker?


OK, don't answer that.

[Erie Warrior]

Motherscratcher was a good man, and a good bowler. He was one of us. HBD, sweet prince.

[jb]

happy happy.

I never know what to write on these threads.

[peeker643]

happy happy.

I never know what to write on these threads.

I'd have gone a different route this time too.

You just ruined the thread and Mother's birthday.

Nice.

[JCoz]

happy happy.

I never know what to write on these threads.

I'd have gone a different route this time too.

You just ruined the thread and Mother's birthday.

Nice.

[JCoz]

I am the warrior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDaBF8LILk

Seems more fitting for you...

Hey I really liked the part in your picture where that chick covered her tits with party hats and her vajay with a bow. I just thought that was really clever, you know?

You are really dialing in that "state the obvious" approach aren't you?

Thats clever.

And humorous.

[aoxo1]

Your revolution is over, Mr. Scratcher. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Mother?

[rebelwithoutaclue]

She might be the warrior, but Benatar was invincible.

(FUDU's name is Donnie right?)

And to MotherScratcher, hope you have a good birthday. But remember this:


Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.

[motherscratcher]

Your revolution is over, Mr. Scratcher. Condolences. The bums lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Mother?

Fuck it