No joke - I heard the worst song of all time

[jb]

Had a long drive casue I'm in hate with regional airlines this summer. But that's a NHB'd take.

So anywy, I flip around everything on the Sirius and Billy Joel's daughter is trying a music caree.

She has this joint called, "Notice Me" and I'll be damned if it isn't the Platoniclly perfect most shittiest pop song every. So bad, you absolutely have to hear it. It makes you actually almost have apreciation for taylor Swift.

It's like she rips off one of his most annoying crappy ditties "Don't ask me why" and overlays the acoustic riff from George Michale's "Faith". Then she has these inane trying to be cleavor lyrics all about being like some stupid 15 year old with a crush in highschool, an dto top it off she has a voive LITERALLY like as if she's one of the female chipmunks in the last Chipmunks' movie.

It is so bad, it is a work of art. It could not be worse. Yo just gota lsten like as if you smell the spoiled milk again.

[jfiling]

Holy crap that's bad. YouTube is here to share the pain:

[waborat]

Holy shit!!!

No wonder William drinks heavily...

THAT really came out of Christie's ({}) ???

[FUDU]

That song was so bad I might have to sucker punch you next time I see you.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Fuck you, JB...... fuck you.

[jack_tors]

I am calling the police and pressing charges against JB for ear and mind rape.

Unreal, its so bad, a description wouldnt do it justice. The fucked up thing is that it will probably become a hit.

Billy Joel is a talentless fuck so its no wonder an offspring with half his genes is 100 times worse.

[waborat]

That song was so bad I might have to sucker punch you next time I see you.

JB automatically wins the plastic knife for the next MOATGP's

[dem425]

by jack_tors » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:51 pm
I am calling the police and pressing charges against JB for ear and mind rape.

Unreal, its so bad, a description wouldnt do it justice. The fucked up thing is that it will probably become a hit.

Billy Joel is a talentless fuck so its no wonder an offspring with half his genes is 100 times worse.

Agree with the first two parts........

STRONGLY disagree with the last part

[FUDU]

That song was so bad I might have to sucker punch you next time I see you.

JB automatically wins the plastic knife for the next MOATGP's

<<< has no clue what you are talking about but if he were talking to you face to face would laugh and say good one acting as if he gets it.

[waborat]

That song was so bad I might have to sucker punch you next time I see you.

JB automatically wins the plastic knife for the next MOATGP's

<<< has no clue what you are talking about but if he were talking to you face to face would laugh and say good one acting as if he gets it.

<<<would nod his head and think "wow, I'm a funny guy" and then ask you not to drool in the bong

[peeker643]

That song was so bad I might have to sucker punch you next time I see you.

JB automatically wins the plastic knife for the next MOATGP's

<<< has no clue what you are talking about but if he were talking to you face to face would laugh and say good one acting as if he gets it.

<<<would nod his head and think "wow, I'm a funny guy" and then ask you not to drool in the bong

<< Would grab the bodayuns by the ears and clunk your heads together on the way to the vodka bar.

[waborat]

^^^Only headin to the bar because Alexa Joel's sittin there

[jb]

<--- Filing restraining order on his illigitimate son.

[jb]

Almost feel bad for the kid; Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley's daughter and got her dad's body and Mom's musicl/vocal talent.

No wonder she tried suicide.

Sayin'.

[OldDawg]

That song was so bad I might have to sucker punch you next time I see you.

JB automatically wins the plastic knife for the next MOATGP's

<<< has no clue what you are talking about but if he were talking to you face to face would laugh and say good one acting as if he gets it.

<<<would nod his head and think "wow, I'm a funny guy" and then ask you not to drool in the bong

<< Would grab the bodayuns by the ears and clunk your heads together on the way to the vodka bar.

<<< Is laughing so hard that his laptop is bouncing on the large belly upon which it sits.

[OldDawg]

OMG
<<< Just watched part of the video and had to stop
<<< Is now wiping the puke off the laptop that was formerly bouncing on his belly.
<<< Now questions the existence of the FCC.

[Triple-S]

by jack_tors » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:51 pm
I am calling the police and pressing charges against JB for ear and mind rape.

Unreal, its so bad, a description wouldnt do it justice. The fucked up thing is that it will probably become a hit.

Billy Joel is a talentless fuck so its no wonder an offspring with half his genes is 100 times worse.

Agree with the first two parts........

STRONGLY disagree with the last part

Dude can play the piano for sure, and write some okay songs. Not a big fan, but I like that "Pressure" song, mainly because I found it really amusing Mangini played in two-minute drill in TC last year.

[OldDawg]

I love a good pianist any time.
I really enjoyed Elton John in the 70s.
And also did enjoy BJoel as well.

[Ziner]

I love a good pianist any time.

<--- finds this funny and cant say it out loud without laughing.

<--- Also thinks JB is a dick for sharing this garbage.

[GodHatesClevelandSport]

George Michael should sue for unauthorized use of his guitar riff from Faith.

[rebelwithoutaclue]

I think that song is written specifically for Billy, who was always too busy being in a booze-induced coma on his motorcycle to notice her.

[OldDawg]

I love a good pianist any time.

<--- finds this funny and cant say it out loud without laughing.

<--- Also thinks JB is a dick for sharing this garbage.

HA, HA!!!

Yes my musical inclinations are better read silently than aloud!!! HA!!

Reminds me of a time when my uncle was in town from out of state and I was in college. He was telling us all a bunch of boring stories around the dinner table (a bunch of folks covering three generations). He starts to tell us all about this guy and kept telling us what a great pianist he was, over and over. I was, like, shocked. I swore he kept telling us all what a great penis he was. And no one else looked shocked. I was thinking, "does everyone else think nothing of this and think that calling some guy a penis around the dinner table in mixed company is ok?"

Ha!

EDIT EARLIER COMMENT:
I enjoy listening to a well-played piano and wish I could just sit down and pound out "Bennie and the Jets" any time I wanted to.

[OldDawg]

I think that song is written specifically for Billy, who was always too busy being in a booze-induced coma on his motorcycle to notice her.

You know what they say about payback!

[jb]

I love a good pianist any time.
I really enjoyed Elton John in the 70s.

Elton still enjoys a good pianist from what I hear.

[jb]

I think that song is written specifically for Billy, who was always too busy being in a booze-induced coma on his motorcycle to notice her.

Her voice probably drove him to drink and suicide attempts on the bike. She should be a mime if she wants to perform.

Then again, how that butterface fucked it up with one of the most beautful woman of the 20th century is a mystery/tragedy for him.

Choad.

[OldDawg]

I love a good pianist any time.
I really enjoyed Elton John in the 70s.

Elton still enjoys a good pianist from what I hear.

HA.
Dang. I accidentally started this thread down a different path.
Well, seeing that Billy Joel spent time with Christie Brinkley, you can't say that about him.

[FUDU]

Billy Joel is alright, talented tickling the ivory, but make no mistake about it he couldn't wear Elton John's jock strap.

Elton John might be one of the best musicians in the last 100 years.

[OldDawg]

Billy Joel is alright, talented tickling the ivory, but make no mistake about it he couldn't wear Elton John's jock strap.

Elton John might be one of the best musicians in the last 100 years.

Agreed. I was devastated when he and Bernie Taupin split. Elton's career still stayed quite successful, but post-Taupin Elton was never the same, in MHO. The stuff Taupin wrote for EJ was unbelievable.

[FUDU]

While we're on the subject of awful.....

[jb]

While we're on the subject of awful.....

& here I expected a link to ur NBA takes...

Bada bing

[RickNashEquilibrium]

"Trouble" by Lindsey Buckingham. Yes, Lindsey Buckingham of Fleetwood Mac fame. Worst, song, ever. Look it up on youtube and prepare to be silenced.

[FUDU]

^ is high.

That is actually a good tune, despite the drum loop throughout.

[Triple-S]

"Hey lets strip away the cool ass bluesy western vibe that the orignal had, and replace it with a wannabe nickelback/daughtry/stained wannabe vocalist and have it come off as a whiny and lame".

[waborat]

"Hey lets strip away the cool ass bluesy western vibe that the orignal had, and replace it with a wannabe nickelback/daughtry/stained wannabe vocalist and have it come off as a whiny and lame".

Unnecessary? Yes...

Redundant? Sure...

Worst song of all-time??? No way (along w/Trouble)...

Now if you guys wanna talk Toni Basil's Mickey or Mamba #5 or anything by Creed, then I'm all ears

[Triple-S]

"Hey lets strip away the cool ass bluesy western vibe that the orignal had, and replace it with a wannabe nickelback/daughtry/stained wannabe vocalist and have it come off as a whiny and lame".

Unnecessary? Yes...

Redundant? Sure...

Worst song of all-time??? No way (along w/Trouble)...

Now if you guys wanna talk Toni Basil's Mickey or Mamba #5 or anything by Creed, then I'm all ears

just wanted to post about how terrible of a cover it was.

[Spin]

Obviously you guys didn't have to live out your teens in the 1980's...

[Cease]

George Michael should sue for unauthorized use of his guitar riff from Faith.

My thoughts exactly... "why is she covering Faith?"

[hermanfontenot]

As bad as it can possibly get.

[Larvell Blanks]

As bad as it can possibly get.

I'll see your David Soul and raise you one Vinnie Barbarino...

[aoxo1]

No wonder she tried suicide.

On December 5, 2009 Joel ingested a quantity of Traumeel, a homeopathic alternative to ibuprofen. Joel is reported to have taken "several pills"; an NYU Medical Center toxicologist said the drug has "no active ingredient" and indicated that it was essentially impossible to overdose ("basically you'd be taking more of nothing").

Awesome.

[aoxo1]

FTR nothing funny about suicide, just about trying to do it with a handful of sugar pills.

[FUDU]

This is definitely in the conversation for worst song ever:



Most annoying song ever, this gets a nod:

[Spin]

Dis-honorable mention


OK, maybe more comedy relief than anything...

[jb]

The problem with you all is that you are all into subjectivity -- again.

You miss it. It is the criteria of what is objectively aweful and how a POS achieves the meeting of the objective criteria.

Alexa Rae's ditty has not one redeeming quality and is Platonically aweful.

Stolin riff ruined? Check.

Voice like Tiny Tim (that's goin back) ? Check.

Horrible lyrics that are made worse becasue she actually TRIED to write something original of some quality? Check.

It is pathetic because she thinks it's good and she can perform. Just watch her.

I can go on and on. OTOH:

Vinny barbarino was making money and being exploited in the era of Shawn Cassidy, Leif Garrett and similar flavs of the month, not trying to be an "artist". I think even Willie Ames might have cut a "45".

Boy Georoge had talent. May be fruity and not you cup of tea, but he, she, whatever could at least sing.

And FUDU. The Butthole Surfers are up there with the Dead Milkmen and Camper Van Beethovin as one of the seminal punk/smart ass groups of that era. You miss the joke.

And Spin, you're just out to lunch dissing the Proclamers. You may not like 80's - 90's UK power pop as a genre, but that doesn't make this the worst song ever.

Again, play this POS and listen to her. And GD it if this doesn't worm into your brain and stay, giving it an even more annoying quality.

And I expect it to get rotation on top 40 because of who she is, making it even more insideous.

[Spin]

So JB,

In the past month you have stood up for Boy George, Aaron Goldhammer, and Kent State. Just come out of the closet, man. It's oh so obvious...

[jack_tors]

This is definitely in the conversation for worst song ever:



Most annoying song ever, this gets a nod:

No way, Pepper rules.. Great song

Agree on meatloaf. Dude was annoying as a singer, even more so as an actor.

[Hikohadon]

No one speaks ill of Meatloaf on my watch. There's a big difference between "cheesy" and "bad".

Bad is anything by Vanilla Ice. Oh, and that David Soul song was pretty bad too. It reminded me of the station my mom used to listen to in the car in the 70's, rolling around town in that Gremlin, along with other hits such as:

[mitch]

I think JB's nailed it. You're all just debating second place here.

Miss Joel has, beyond any doubt, put out the worst song I have ever heard...and clinching the title is that this isn't a novelty song, or a bad TV actor cashing in on his 15 minutes of fame.

She really does think that she since was born on third she hit a triple.

Epic Suck.

[jb]

So JB,

In the past month you have stood up for Boy George, Aaron Goldhammer, and Kent State. Just come out of the closet, man. It's oh so obvious...

LOL at the first two. I'm on quite a run, huh?

You shut yer big yapper about the Flashes, though, predicted division celler dweller.

[FUDU]

I get the joke JB, the point it is it an awful joke.

Remember when hot women couldn't dance....



Epitome of the early 80's.

Is the 19 second mark WOW or WTF?