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Bears And Reefer

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:10 pm

In Canada.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38765629/ns ... -americas/

CHRISTINA LAKE, British Columbia — Police who uncovered two marijuana fields near the U.S.-Canada border had to tread carefully: 13 black bears were wandering around the crops.

The fields of about 2,300 plants were found near Christina Lake, just a few miles (kilometers) from the border.

Royal Candian Mounted Police Cpl. Dan Moskaluk says that when police arrived in the area two weeks ago, they discovered the bears and cautiously went about making the seizure.

He says the bears were docile and obviously were used to humans. They could be put down if they are too habituated to people.

The property's two owners were arrested on charges of production and possession of a controlled substance.

It's unclear if they used the bears to guard the pot fields or just liked having them as pets.


The last line is the best. They're potheads so the answer could be either.
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Re: Bears And Reefer

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:15 pm

Bears are omnivores, maybe they ate the pot.

Stoned bears are awesome.
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Re: Bears And Reefer

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:22 pm

"Our name is Legion, for we are many."
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Re: Bears And Reefer

Unread postby waborat » Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:26 pm

No names?

One of em had to be Jim McMahon...

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Re: Bears And Reefer

Unread postby hebner20 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:33 am

I thought the title of the thread was beers and reefer and i was looking forward to CDT telling us about the bender he had for his birthday. wierd story.
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Re: Bears And Reefer

Unread postby Cease » Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:37 am

I just like that CDT has keywords "Weed" plugged in to his Google Alerts account.
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Re: Bears And Reefer

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:09 pm

He says the bears were docile and obviously were used to humans. They could be put down if they are too habituated to people.


So, bad bears good. Hunt them and kill them for rugs.

Good bears stoned on pot and harmless to humans, bad, kill them for ?????...being harmless???

Yes, by all means. This makes perfect sense. Kill Smokey, Yogi and Boo Boo

The most dangerous in the whole scenerio are the cops with guns, yes?

I'd feel a lot safer if these fucking Dudley Doorights would be looking for terrorists vs potheads

...and leave the fucking bears alone. I doubt even peeker would kill a stoned bear
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Re: Bears And Reefer

Unread postby jfiling » Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:57 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:The most dangerous in the whole scenerio are the cops with guns, yes?

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Re: Bears And Reefer

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 20, 2010 5:20 pm

That's what kills me, all the money and time spent to stop some dumbasses from making a buck off selling plants. And you know this shit goes down daily all over the US.

The bears are the best because it's so stonerish. Hell i've been there, passing a joint around, talking about important subjects like "If the Predator fought Mike Ditka, who would win?" or "What's beyond outer space, man?"......

At least these guys didn't exercise the right to arm the bears.
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Re: Bears And Reefer

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:33 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:...and leave the fucking bears alone. I doubt even peeker would kill a stoned bear


Not so fast.

Be a lot easier to sit over a bait pile full of Cheetos and Lil Debbies than suffering over a bait pile of garbage and rotten eggs/fish.

Be a hell of a story when I slit the throat of a sleeping, gorged 500lb bear instead of shooting it. ;-) ;) :wink:
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Re: Bears And Reefer

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:37 pm

Criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor, respect.
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