5 ? Friday - 8/13/10

[waborat]

Someone pick me up today, gotta get runnin to work

[RickNashEquilibrium]

I hardly ever start threads so why the hell not?

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?

2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?

4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?

5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?

[Love child of shawn kemp]

I hardly ever start threads so why the hell not?

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?
Uhh, that be in the butt, Bob. Stands at the HS football stadium, after hours, not during the game.

2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended? Browns playoff games, the 2OT game against the Jets was epic, the drive - although we lost was a memorable event.

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time? Who was that dude on the Braves with the big ears, late 90's, infielder. Jeff something?

4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise? Cracker Barrel for breakfast

5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?

420, nuff said

Dammit, I just finished my list of questions and was double checking to make sure nobody had posted any yet. I am too late. EDIT: Jeff Blauser and I found a picture listed on a All time ugliest baseball players lineup - Otis Nixon was the CF and they said he had meth face which I found funny.

[Ziner]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?

Hallway of the top floor of the Embassy Suites downtown Cleveland, if you ever stay there don't touch the walls

2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?

Daytona 500

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?



4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?

In Cleveland Yours Truly, in Colorado The Buff. Was on MvF, they put bacon and sausage in your pancakes if you want... the good shit too, not the sysco garbage

5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?

Public Urination, because I have almost been nailed over it numerous times

[Erie Warrior]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?
the beach
2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?
2004 Brown's season opener. They shit stomped the Ravens. I was drunk.
3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?

4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?
IHOP
5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?
Assault. Lot of people walking around that need an ass kicking.

[Larvell Blanks]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?
In a dressing room at a store that used to be in the Galleria(this was back in '89 when stores were actually there!)

2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?
As stated upthread, both home playoff games in '87.

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?


4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?
Was Country Kitchen, but does being there drunk off your ass at 5 am count as a breakfast visit?

5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?

Definitley assualt. Might straighten up some of these idiots out there

[skatingtripods]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?

Not really anywhere exciting.

2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?

2007 ALDS Game 2

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?



4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?

Tim Horton's. I desperately want to franchise one to bring it to Cleveland.

5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?

Ripping off a casino like in Ocean's 11 and 13.

[JCoz]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?

I don't know what they call it, but there is a small covered seating area at the head of a marching field - Anyways, there on Fort Gordon while I was in training.

2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?

LBJ's crab dribble layup FTW vs Washington in the Playoffs

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?

Kaman when he had the scraggly patchy long hair or M. Lynch

4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?

McDonalds or Tim Hortons If its around, chains are hit and miss IMO.

5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?

Robbing a casino or bank - Because I like money.

[TouchEmAllTime]

I hardly ever start threads so why the hell not?

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?

2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?

4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?

5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?

1. The leather couch in a dentist's office with his receptionist after hours.

2. Not that it was necessarily a great game, but the last game Nolan Ryan started in Cleveland, which was also the last game I saw at Municipal Stadium.

3. Willie McGee

4. Bob Evans

5. Probably just being in the mob and all it entails.

[CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!]

1. The leather couch in a dentist's office with his receptionist after hours.

Leather couches suck. Still a great story.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I hardly ever start threads so why the hell not?

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?

2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?

4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?

5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?

1) Balcony of our hotel room while on our honeymoon in Trinidad.

2) 2002 OSU National Title Game.

3) I don't know.

4) I don't know.

5) I have a list with people who need the shit kicked out of them..........

[waborat]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?

Best? Prolly in my head
Craziest? On TWA heading to Vegas

2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?

Locally, I'll tie it between the 2OT Jet's game and ECF game 6 vs the Pistons
Nationally, Daytona 500

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?

Male: Julian Tavarez
Female: Carmelo Anthony

4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?

Joint= Chronic
Chain= Cracker Barrel

5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?

Blow out tires on asshole driver's cars

[waborat]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?
Uhh, that be in the butt, Bob.

Ah yes, when game shows ruled the Earth

[Fire Marshall Bill]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?

Mens room. Death Valley. Was gonna say the sportsbook bar at the Hilton in Vegas but that was just a handjob

2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?

Lakers vs Jazz. UNLV Thomas & Mack. Majic dishes to Kareem for a shyhook to break the NBA scoring record. Jabbar, class act that he is, passed on passsing up the game to break the mark @ H

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?

Venus Williams aka The Missing Link

4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?

Dominick's. Greasy spoon in Erie, PA

5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?

Vehicular homicide.

[motherscratcher]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?

Mens room. Death Valley. Was gonna say the sportsbook bar at the Hilton in Vegas but that was just a handjob

I knew a transvestite hooker named Larry that used to give handjobs at the Vegas Hilton sportsbook.

Small world.

[jack_tors]

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?

Venus Williams aka The Missing Link

Thats just fantastic.. Nearly spit my drink out on that one.

[jack_tors]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?
Back of my car while parked in the in laws driveway.

2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?
Game 5, 1997 ALCS.. I will never forget the buzz in the air that night.

3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?
Martina Navratilova.. just awful, reminds me of an SS soldier in drag.


4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?
Chain: Tim Horton's
Restaurant: Como by the Airport, Niagara Falls, NY.. order the Italian Stallion with the Como toast and thank me later.

5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?

Robbing all these pompous athletes and movie stars. Would take their cash and sleep like a baby.

[HoodooMan]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?

Mens room. Death Valley.

Did you guys wash your hands with this when you were done?

[Ziner]

Glad I am not the only one who found the humor in the Men's room in death valley. I just wish I could now get the mental image out of my head....

Did you at least have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around?

[OldDawg]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?
I don't kiss and tell.
2.) Greatest sporting event you have ever attended?
Miracle of Richfield: Cavs v Washington Bullets
3.) Who's the ugliest professional athlete (man or women) of all time?
Pau Gasol, Joakim Noah, Redzz,
4.) Whats your favorite breakfast joint chain or otherwise?
When I want volume, Bob's Big Boy breakfast buffet
IHOP, Dave's Tip Top
5.) If there was one criminal activity you could absolutely get away with without ever getting caught, what would it be and why?
Steeling all of LBJs money and his vertical jumping ability

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Hey I just throw 'em out there. You can make of them what you want..

Crazy as it sounds it was with my wife on an Easter Sunday and we were there with the kids.

...and no, it was not in Scotty's Castle where they have the buffett

[Fire Marshall Bill]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?
I don't kiss and tell.

See: I'm really a Catholic priest, Confessional

[OldDawg]

1.) What is the best/craziest location you've ever gotten lucky?
I don't kiss and tell.

See: I'm really a Catholic priest, Confessional

Ha!! Confessionals don't have loud speakers to the rest of the world!