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X games flasher

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:19 pm

Safe for work, no flesh is seen

check out the reaction of the mom and the little kid on the stairs.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:16 pm

Two thumbs up from the little kid while mom walks down the ramp and leaves him, classic. I want the reverse angle replay on that one.
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Unread postby CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:35 pm

Not going to post the pic itself, but click the pic in the link and check out all the people's readtions:
http://deadspin.com/5603197/x+games-fla ... eres-waldo

Couple on the top right is awesome.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:37 pm

Love child of shawn kemp wrote:Two thumbs up from the little kid while mom walks down the ramp and leaves him, classic. I want the reverse angle replay on that one.


Not me.

I want 10 minutes in a ladies room stall with her
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:49 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
Love child of shawn kemp wrote:Two thumbs up from the little kid while mom walks down the ramp and leaves him, classic. I want the reverse angle replay on that one.


Not me.

I want 10 minutes in a ladies room stall with her


That's because you're an old man.

All I need is 2 minutes.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby pup » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:38 am

That dude lifting his shirt should get a haircut.

If you are gonna flash, go get yourself something bigger than A cups, por favor.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Ziner » Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:58 am

pup wrote:If you are gonna flash, go get yourself something bigger than A cups, por favor.


Beggars, Choosers... something like that. Besides why discriminate? I love all flashers.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:02 am

Motherscratcher wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
Love child of shawn kemp wrote:Two thumbs up from the little kid while mom walks down the ramp and leaves him, classic. I want the reverse angle replay on that one.


Not me.

I want 10 minutes in a ladies room stall with her


That's because you're an old man.

All I need is 2 minutes.


2 minutes?
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:03 am

pup wrote:If you are gonna flash, go get yourself something bigger than A cups, por favor.


That broad is fucking stacked. All boobies get a little smaller when the arms are lifted up. Bravo young lady.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby pup » Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:17 am

Erie Warrior wrote:
pup wrote:If you are gonna flash, go get yourself something bigger than A cups, por favor.


That broad is fucking stacked. All boobies get a little smaller when the arms are lifted up. Bravo young lady.


I can only imagine what your fishing stories sound like.

Dude, it was huge. The guy standing next to it was as big as Shaq, making it look like a minnow.

At least 20 pounds. But I had the wide angle lens on so it looks smaller.

World record fish on the line. Had it in the net and the net broke.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:29 pm

^Thank you Pup. I was going to go in the same direction but it was too early in the morning to type when I first logged. Also I didn't want to have to take the typical beating one takes when they point out below average flashing. She gets an eh...

Not like I was 3 seats over, I'm watching on the net... All about proximity.

I'd go 3 minutes. (Audie missed the sarcasm)
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:41 pm

You dudes are both crazy, she's smokin'.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Ziner » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:54 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:You dudes are both crazy, she's smokin'.


I got your back. I never frown on tits on a good looking woman. EW is right, it is hard to judge just how big they are because she has her arms up in the air. Besides who cares. Miranda Kerr was just in GQ partially topless, bet you two would have flipped right past.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:48 pm

Seeing that you are basically saying she is as flat as a board sure. Best set I saw was at a Metallica show years ago. Again it is all about propinquity.

In terms of an internet pic/video it is beyond yawn. If she was in the same room falling all over me (drunk, off balance, blind) I wouldn't hesitate for a second.

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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby southernflyer » Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:54 pm

I was disappointed after seeing the reverse angle that I actually searched online for a few minutes for it. Not as bad as the Kendra sex tape, but not really a good flash. Have to push them together and not lift so high when grandma's little girl didn't have much to hang out. Poor technique.

Now I can't say for sure unless she was looking up at me with a big slurp on her face, but she looks like an X-games girl, go home and get drunk, maybe smike some and then have an XXX-games night.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby aoxo1 » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:17 pm

Why is this even interesting? Is there a lack of better shots of better boobs out there?
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Ziner » Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:18 pm

aoxo1 wrote:Why is this even interesting? Is there a lack of better shots of better boobs out there?



Boobs on the internet? Never seen um.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:06 am

Ziner wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:You dudes are both crazy, she's smokin'.


I got your back. I never frown on tits on a good looking woman. EW is right, it is hard to judge just how big they are because she has her arms up in the air.

No it's not, if you're a man and have bigger pecs than she has tits it's case closed....

If you have tits that small and are an attention whore like that you best have a 9+ face.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:44 am

FUDU wrote:
Ziner wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:You dudes are both crazy, she's smokin'.


I got your back. I never frown on tits on a good looking woman. EW is right, it is hard to judge just how big they are because she has her arms up in the air.

No it's not, if you're a man and have bigger pecs than she has tits it's case closed....

If you have tits that small and are an attention whore like that you best have a 9+ face.


What, are you planning on introducing her to your parents? I thought we were talking about a "meeting" in the ladies room stall.

Your standards are too high for something like that. From what we can see on the video she looks like she has all of the right parts in all of the right places in excellent proportions. In this case I don't care if her face looks like Bobcat Goldthwait. She'll be facing the other direction anyway.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:49 am

No, we're talking about the size of her rack in the context of her wanting to show everybody what they look like. She should have sublet the job of flashing to somebody else. Helen Hunt, Gwen Paltrow and Kate Hudson have bigger racks and they all have the upper bodies of a 10yo boy.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Ziner » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:25 am

FUDU wrote:No, we're talking about the size of her rack in the context of her wanting to show everybody what they look like. She should have sublet the job of flashing to somebody else. Helen Hunt, Gwen Paltrow and Kate Hudson have bigger racks and they all have the upper bodies of a 10yo boy.


Do you want to know how I know you're gay? Because you bitch about a chick under 30 flashing.

I don't get the issue here, first of all it seems to me that video is posted because the kid on the stairs reaction is awesome. So that is hilarious enough to enjoy the video. Then you guys are shunning this lady with loose morals because her rack isn't big enough? What the hell is this America's Next Top Model? We need to have a minimum requirement for flashing in America? No wonder this country is going to shit, everyone is so damn spoiled and self entitled they cant even enjoy free tits.

Sit back, laugh at the kid on the stairs, take a glance at the picture where plenty of husbands are pulling the "oh I didnt notice the hot chick flashing that is 20 years and 80 lbs better than my wife" and enjoy.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby WarAdmiral » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:30 am

I'd hit it.
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Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:52 am

aoxo1 wrote:Why is this even interesting?


The reactions of all the kids.
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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:54 am

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
aoxo1 wrote:Why is this even interesting?


The reactions of all the kids, in here.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:56 am

From what we can see on the video she looks like she has all of the right parts in all of the right places in excellent proportions. In this case I don't care if her face looks like Bobcat Goldthwait. She'll be facing the other direction anyway.


Chicken dinner.

...and ever notice how the guys who bitch the most are the guys who get laid the least,,,, FUDU?
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Unread postby Cease » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:08 am

Surprise! That's "Jennifer"
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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:33 am

OJ and aoxo have this right, yeah I'd do her if she was next to me at the bar, but you guys act like you've never seen tits before, if you can call em tits.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby pup » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:59 pm

There are plenty of guys that like small chests.

Most are called pedophiles.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:55 pm

Why are we arguing?
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Unread postby Ziner » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:21 pm

Because Pup, FUDU and aoxo like fat chicks

EW and I like hot chicks

and you're still gay.
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Unread postby aoxo1 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:20 pm

I've got nothing against this woman. I can't even really tell what she looks like, but probably good.

But is a flasher really a big deal anymore? Especially from that distance and angle?
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Unread postby Ziner » Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:43 pm

aoxo1 wrote:I've got nothing against this woman. I can't even really tell what she looks like, but probably good.

But is a flasher really a big deal anymore? Especially from that distance and angle?


The flasher isnt really a big deal. Everyone on this board has seen tits besides CDT. I found the video humorous mainly because of the reaction of the kid and the reaction of the other people in the picture. It didn't become about the girl until Pup declared he prefers fat chicks.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 06, 2010 6:13 pm

Yeah.... It's pretty shitty being married and not have ever seen tits in any capacity. You would think that maybe by chance you might at some point catch a glimpse, even sideboob, but nope not ever.

Get off my nuts, stalker.
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Unread postby Orenthal » Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:29 pm

I would have f'd that girl so hard that it would have given a new definition to the meaning nose bleed seats.

Can I have my internet man card back now?

CDT isn't married, is gay, and wishes he had a stalker.

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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Ziner » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:22 pm

Orenthal wrote:What good is a message board if it isn't for arguing the most retarded subjects?



This is serious shit man.

CDT needs a beer. :cheers:

Try one of them barbaric ales, way better than that swill you always talk about.
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Re: X games flasher

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:07 am

Point of order: They're boobs. Regardless of size, shape or who they are attached to, I'm looking. Everytime. Not sure why, but they make me happy, and that's good enough for me.
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