Official LBJ FA Thread

[Jumbo]

That beard is terrible.

[motherscratcher]

I don't think I realized until right now how much I want him to stay. I didn't think I cared that much any more but I guess I do. I'm starting to get a sick feeling.

[Orenthal]

I don't understand people who are above hate. This guy is full of it, its not throw shit/riot/get into heated debates, no very passive and logical. The loudest reaction I'll ever give is when I boooo the living shit outta the guy at a game.

[jack_tors]

Source: Stuart Scott's eyes fucking freak me out.. Like he is staring at all of America at once.

[Orenthal]

Who is rocking a beard?

[OldDawg]

Dudes. Your silence is killing me.

[bac5665]

I can't watch, but I can't step away from the computer either.

The biggest tragedy of the whole thing for me is that it really does mean that even if we keep LBJ, it's clear that we basically will NEVER be able to lock down a big star in this town again. The best we can hope for is to be jerked around. That's just a terrible thing to do to the fans of any city, let alone one with Cleveland's history.

[motherscratcher]

What about the Clippers?

[tribeloverinnewyork]

This punch feels like Red Right 88, The Drive, The Fumble, The Shot, The Mesa....all rolled into one. I'm 54 and can't take shots to the body like this anymore.

[aoxo1]

I just cannot believe he would leave in this manner. He's staying. All the Heat stuff is just manufactured bullshit from the Kim Kardashian of the sports world.

[motherscratcher]

I can't watch, but I can't step away from the computer either.

The biggest tragedy of the whole thing for me is that it really does mean that even if we keep LBJ, it's clear that we basically will NEVER be able to lock down a big star in this town again. The best we can hope for is to be jerked around. That's just a terrible thing to do to the fans of any city, let alone one with Cleveland's history.

If he stays I don't think that's true. If Lebron stayed and signed for 6 I think people would come her. If he did that last time they already would have.

[FUDU]

Who is rocking a beard?

With all the hoopla you'd think Jesus.

[jack_tors]

What about the Clippers?

There is a special 10 minute version of The Decision showing at 2am. It involves the lone Clippers season ticket holder and his decision to renew for another year. I hear its riveting.

[Orenthal]

Wonder if all this activity taxes the site...

[aoxo1]

Who is rocking a beard?

With all the hoopla you'd think Jesus.

You're selling his perception of himself short.

[motherscratcher]

Who is rocking a beard?

With all the hoopla you'd think Jesus.

Or Dan Fogelberg

[bac5665]

I can't watch, but I can't step away from the computer either.

The biggest tragedy of the whole thing for me is that it really does mean that even if we keep LBJ, it's clear that we basically will NEVER be able to lock down a big star in this town again. The best we can hope for is to be jerked around. That's just a terrible thing to do to the fans of any city, let alone one with Cleveland's history.

If he stays I don't think that's true. If Lebron stayed and signed for 6 I think people would come her. If he did that last time they already would have.

I hope so, but look at what we have to put of with to keep a native son we've done everything for. It's sickening. If he were a brooklyn kid playing for the kicks, there'd be no problem.

[bookelly]

Hope Swerb has a new banner ready.

[FUDU]

There's only 77 of us online right now (9:15), LeBron would be very disappointed.

[DrPoove]

What if he admits he has no balls and goes to the NY Liberty?

[Orenthal]

People not even tweeting during this self-promotion.

[OldDawg]

Who is rocking a beard?

With all the hoopla you'd think Jesus.

Or Dan Fogelberg

Do I hear "Another Old Lang Syne" in the background??

[Jumbo]

Who is rocking a beard?

Lebron.

I mean, he's always had one...but something about it looks different. Not right.

Hey! It fits right into that "Everything about Lebron is different now!" meme.

Unless he had it through the entire playoffs, and his performance has blacked it out of my memory.

[tribeloverinnewyork]

What if he admits he has no balls and goes to the NY Liberty?

+1

[plincoln]

Still think he's following in his idol MJ's footsteps...definitely going to be the Yankees.

[FUDU]

People not even tweeting during this self-promotion.

Just like a tornado, always quietest before shit is torn apart.

[Orenthal]

Worst beard ever...

[motherscratcher]

Phone's ringin' Dude.

[FUDU]

It almost feels like we're waiting for the last few polls to close on the West coast to get the final decision.

[jack_tors]

Phone's ringin' Dude.

Thanks Donny.. Just remember, LBJ's gotta feed the monkey, man.

[OldDawg]

Just curious, are Maverick, Li'l Dru, Sian and the boys singing background vocals right now?

[motherscratcher]

So much for first 10-15 minutes.

[waborat]

It almost feels like we're waiting for the last few polls to close on the West coast to get the final decision.

Or the governor to call with a stay

[Jumbo]

It almost feels like we're waiting for the last few polls to close on the West coast to get the final decision.

Major News Networks : Gore :: Major Sources : Miami

?

[plincoln]

Very disappointed in the show so far. Need some sketches and musical guests to lighten things up. Maybe with about 10 minutes left the lights go down, LeBron grabs a microphone and sings "Rocketman", and at the end the orchestra swells as he tearfully dons his new jersey. I think that's the only way this is all worth it, no matter what his decision is.

[aoxo1]

Just curious, are Maverick, Li'l Dru, Sian and the boys singing background vocals right now?

Nah, they're all busy jerking each other off since now everyone has seen them on tv.

[OldDawg]

So much for first 10-15 minutes.

Just one more unreliable source. Hoping for a couple more.

[Madre Hill, Superstar]

JoshCribbs16

I'm getting the word that he's going to stay in Cleveland....
1 minute ago via TweetDeck

[peeker643]

Just curious, are Maverick, Li'l Dru, Sian and the boys singing background vocals right now?

Haven't seen the fellas. But you can see that the gallows humor is gone and the relative severity of the situation is settling in?

[DrPoove]

Babbling BS to start, what a surprise...

[cozmeesah]

Lets hope we don't need this

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

Tell me about it. I got sick to my stomach when I was making it just a little bit ago.

Just PS a sling or a cast on Grady and we're good to go.

lol, how bout this?

[Jumbo]

So, this really makes no sense. I'd guess 90% of the kids in the background are Knick fans. If he doesn't go there, how do they react?

[OldDawg]

Just curious, are Maverick, Li'l Dru, Sian and the boys singing background vocals right now?

Nah, they're all busy jerking each other off since now everyone has seen them on tv.

And LeBron isn't in the "loop"

[FUDU]

I don't care what anybody says, he looks a tad nervous. Yeah, I'm watching, sue me.

[motherscratcher]

My heart is pounding. WTF is wrong with me? I'm such a loser.

[DrPoove]

BOR-ING!
BOR-ING!
BOR-ING!

[Jumbo]

Plays the Gloria Card.

[aoxo1]

I don't care what anybody says, he looks a tad nervous. Yeah, I'm watching, sue me.

No doubt. Lot of lower lip biting and looking to his left.

[OldDawg]

I know, LBJ is gonna have a tattoo artist find a spot to tattoo the name of his next kingdom on his body.

[aoxo1]

This is mind numbingly terrible. How can LeBron have nothing but empty platitudes?