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5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby waborat » Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:47 am

Some of these come courtesy of Mr FUDU...

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:44 am

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

As a Lakert fan Kareem, Majic and Worthy would be a good start...Saw Kareem set the scoring mark in Vegas when the Lakers played the Jazz @ UNLV.

Bernie

Greg Pruitt

Nolan Ryan


2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?

Finish paying off my house

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?

LOFL...Nice!.....Middle of the night, Someplace, Vietnam, during a monsoon

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?

Harley Davidson

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?

Ride the bikes, lay in the sun, maybe go bass fishing Monday morn....rinse, lather, repeat, for 3 days
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:15 am

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

Only been to baseball games live so the other 2 will have to come from watching them on TV
Omar, Tracy McGrady (in his Magic days) and LT


2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?
Buy a fat steak and a Honda Civic

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?
back alley, drunk


4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?
Armani

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?
Work
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:19 am

British_Pharaoh wrote:5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?
Work


But it's the 4th of July! How come you have to work? Why aren't you limey bastards celebrating?
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:50 am

Motherscratcher wrote:
British_Pharaoh wrote:5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?
Work


But it's the 4th of July! How come you have to work? Why aren't you limey bastards celebrating?


Bwah!

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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby General » Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:52 am

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

Reggie Jackson
Nolan Ryan
Paul Warfield
Michael Jordan
Bobby Orr

2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?
Pay off car, equity line, invest the rest.

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?
Strip Joint on Hotel Street in Honolulu, while I am in there some guy is getting head from a he-she.

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?
Best Buy

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?
Hopefully beach time if the oil will cooperate.
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:56 am

waborat wrote:1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA). Earl Campbell, Bernie, World Free, James Worthy..I remember seeing Hank Aaron at the old stadium, I must have been about 8. I remember being slightly disappointed he didn't hit a home run every at bat, or at all that day. Think he was 0-4.

2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?
Nothing exciting, pay off the cars, kids tuition, maybe a supercharger for my mach 1.

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?
Ignoring all the military dump experiences that I have endured, how about in a lawn and garden trash bag on my basement floor cuz one of my brothers drunken friends was in one bathroom showering and my brother had a lady friend in my parents master where the other bathroom was. Yes, parents were out of town.

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?
Best Buy for some electronics and games.
5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?
Further concert tonight, couple picnics, hopefully catch UFC at BW3 sat night also. Some golf if I am lucky.
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:35 am

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

- limited to people I've seen live only

Cory Snyder
Robert Smith
Troy Smith
Steve St. John
Lebron



2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?

2nd Mortgage first, then make whatever dent I can in student loans.

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?

Port-a-potty at Hineygate

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?

Lion's Den

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?

Ballgame tonight with the parents, wife, and kid (I hope we can stay for the fireworks and they don't scare the holy hell of of him). After that I'm wide open.

Beer will be involved. Extensively.
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby RickNashEquilibrium » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:04 am

[quote="waborat"]Some of these come courtesy of Mr FUDU...

1. Lebron James, Ken Griffey Jr, Wayne Gretzky, Barry Sanders, Michael Jordan

2. Pay off most of my student loans and car, invest the rest.

3. Easily the Kentucky Derby 2009

4. Ikea or Pier 1 or someplace I can deck out my house.

5. As I discussed in the GLBC Lake Erie Monster Thread, my GFs parents and my parents are meeting for the first time. Swiss/Dutch nationals meet a well traveled woman and a blue collar, hard working guy originally from Buffalo, NY. I'll be shitcanned.
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:19 am

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

Manny Ramirez, Howie Long, fuck the NBA, Pavel Datsyuk, Alexander Ovechkin, Albert Pujols

2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?

Pay off my fiance's outstanding college debt so she can take classes again.

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?

Port-a-potty at Brooklyn Veterans Memorial Park during one of my dad's softball tournaments as a kid. Scarred me from using them again.

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?

Best Buy

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?

Shooting 9 at Bunker Hill today, maybe a cookout tomorrow with some of my hockey buddies, and nothing for the 4th as of yet.
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:38 pm

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).
Clay Matthews, Bernie, Lebron, Victor, Grady
2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?
Mortgage bitches
3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?
The door-less stall @ Howl at the Moon in the Powerhouse, on a packed Saturday night, with people coming in every few minutes. Awesome.
4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?
Home Depot
5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?
BEER. BBQ. Maybe some golf.
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby idoctribefan » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:06 pm

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).
S-S Choo
Victor Martinez
Josh Cribbs
Grady Sizemore
Lebron (Lebron is not one of my top 5 faves since I'm not really an NBA fan but you said include an NBAer so here he is)


2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?
Pay down student loans.

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?
In a field while detasseling corn

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?
Best Buy

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?
Work Saturday, Off Sunday-Monday. Relax and get some golfing in
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:36 pm

waborat wrote:Some of these come courtesy of Mr FUDU...

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?



1) Troy Smith, Eddie George, Jerry Rice, Grady Sizemore, Ted Ginn Jr.

2) Buy 100,000 more lottery tickets.

3) Behind the Grav-A-Tron at the fair.

3) Vance's Shooter Supply.

3) Beer, grilled meat, and explosives.
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:51 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:3) Beer, grilled meat, and explosives.


I'm getting in my car and heading south. I'll call you for directions when I'm close to Polaris.

Nice call on Ted Ginn, btw. I didn't think of him.
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby diminishingskills » Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:09 pm

waborat wrote:Some of these come courtesy of Mr FUDU...

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

LBJ, Jordan, Albert Belle, Roger Clemens, haven't been to an NFL game in God knows how long.

2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?

Invest it.

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?

Any port-a-potty. Those things reek when they come off the assembly line, and they don't get no better.

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?

Hmmm. Tempted to say Best Buy, but Home Depot would be more accurate these days.

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?

Overnight run in the CVNP (by the end, may need to revise answer to #3 above), and otherwise a lot of red meat and explosives.


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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:11 pm

waborat wrote:Some of these come courtesy of Mr FUDU...

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?

1. Jordan, Bernie, Nolan Ryan, Ricky Henderson, Steve Young.

2. Pay off house.

3. In my pants.

4. Audio Craft

5. Flip off the Brits.
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 4:46 pm

1. Jordan, Magic, LeBron, Griffey Jr and Ray Lewis (sorry, but the man is one of the best I've ever seen play ANY sport).

2. 90% I'd spend on booze and broads and the other 10% I'd probably just waste.

3. I hunt. I stick my hands in animals, I use leaves as TP when nature calls. Port-o-lets make me physically sick. Almost any of 'em.

4. I'd let the wife pick. I'm good with what it is I have.

5. No plans are my favorite plans. Played some Tiger Woods '10 with friends last night, fishing tonight or tomorrow night on the lake, racquetball Saturday morning, friend Sunday afternoon.

Yeah, that actually is 'no plans'. You should every other day.
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby jack_tors » Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:50 pm

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).
-Chris Paul (while still at Wake Forest, obviously the best player on the floor)
-Albert Pujols
-Evgeni Malkin
-Nicklas Lidstrom
-Dont really have a favorite NFL player I have seen


2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?
-Payoff bills

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?
-Small BP bathroom in Silver Springs, MD. More piss on the walls and seat then in the toilet.

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?
-Kohl's- Could be set for decades with shoes, clothes, housewares, etc.

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?
-Chillin, drinks, fireworks, family fights err brunch
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby waborat » Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:44 pm

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

George Brett
Duane Kuiper
Julius Erving
Brian Sipe
Dale Earnhardt

2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?

Trip to Italy, invest the balance

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?

I'm in construction and have pretty much dumped everywhere outside and in...#1 probably is hiding under a wheelbarrow like a turtle while the client was home having a Tupperware party...

You guys who don't like PortAJohns should try one after an Amish carpenter

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?

Adult World

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?

Pickle Bill's tonight
Buddy's annual bash tomorrow
Father In Law's pool Sunday
Sunset Grill Monday
Recoup and take Tuesday off as well
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby Bill the Butcher » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:06 pm

waborat wrote:Some of these come courtesy of Mr FUDU...

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?


1. Mark Price, Roger Federer, Josh Cribbs, Omar Vizquel, Rafael Nadal.

2. Pay off debts (credit cards, college tuition, etc.)

3. not a clue

4. Target (was gonna say Best Buy, but they really only specialize in electronics)

5. Maxin' and relaxin' all cool and all, shootin' some bball outside of the... house
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:32 am

waborat wrote:I'm in construction and have pretty much dumped everywhere outside and in...#1 probably is hiding under a wheelbarrow like a turtle while the client was home having a Tupperware party...


That is classic. I was framing a slab in a development a few years back. Had to hide in the trailer and go in a nail box. I stuck the box back on the shelf, and closed to trailer door. It was August. My boss was not happy.
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Re: 5 Question Friday - The Guest Edition - 7/2/10

Unread postby jb » Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:07 am

waborat wrote:Some of these come courtesy of Mr FUDU...

1. 5 favorite athletes that you've seen play (at least one from each of the big 3 NFL, MLB, NBA).

2. You win a $100,000 in the lottery, what is the first thing you do with it?

3. Where's the most horrific place you've had to take a dump?

4. You're selected for a 10K shopping spree to any one retail store, where you going?

5. What are your plans for the holiday weekend?



Bron, Dr J, Brian Sipe, BK, Manny

Hmmmm, pay off some minor household stuff, but a few toys, save rest for kids.

Muni

Bed, Bath, Beyond and buy everything ever shown on an infomercial.

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