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Tipper hits the market
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Tipper hits the market
by jb » Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:58 pm
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Re: Tipper hits the market
by jack_tors » Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:44 pm
Fuck the PMRC!
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Re: Tipper hits the market
by waborat » Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:15 pm
jack_tors wrote:Fuck the PMRC!
Dee?
Blackie?
Frank?
Is that you???
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Re: Tipper hits the market
by Bayou Tribe » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:02 pm
Damn, that settlement should be interesting.
Who gets "the internet"?
Who gets "the internet"?
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Re: Tipper hits the market
by Fire Marshall Bill » Tue Jun 01, 2010 10:21 pm
Who gets "the internet"
BWAH!!!
Hope is a moment now long past
The Shadow of Death is the one I cast
Koo koo ka joob....I am the Walrus
The Shadow of Death is the one I cast
Koo koo ka joob....I am the Walrus
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Re: Tipper hits the market
by municipalmutt » Wed Jun 02, 2010 7:37 am
It had to come to a head sooner or later. Tipper was using too many carbon credits for her 12 inch electric black mamba and Al often used language that she deemed inappropriate.
What a pair of self absorbed douchebags.
Rack Bayou for the internet thing.
What a pair of self absorbed douchebags.
Rack Bayou for the internet thing.
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Re: Tipper hits the market
by motherscratcher » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:21 pm
Bayou Tribe wrote:Damn, that settlement should be interesting.
Who gets "the internet"?
I got this one rule. I never go out with girls who say "bitchin'".
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Re: Tipper hits the market
by Fire Marshall Bill » Wed Jun 02, 2010 12:47 pm
Al Whore will be lucky to come out of this with his 100' houseboat, tied up at some dock, on some lake, it won't fit on, on some mountain, in Bumfuck, TN
Tipper wants her share of that Stop Global Warming Hoax Trust Fund before The Whore gets sued and loses it all
Plus, she likely hasn't gotten laid since The Whore cut his dick off chopping wood....
He lost his balls in 'Nam when the carriage return on his typewriter misfired and took out half his unit. To his credit tho, inlike Jean Claude Kerrie, he refused to award himself a Purple Heart
Maybe its time for The Whore and Kerrie to make a trade. Whore could take Kerrie's medals and pretend he was a hero, too, and Kerrie could take Whore's Nobel Prize for Idiocy and pretend he ever mattered...
Tipper wants her share of that Stop Global Warming Hoax Trust Fund before The Whore gets sued and loses it all
Plus, she likely hasn't gotten laid since The Whore cut his dick off chopping wood....
He lost his balls in 'Nam when the carriage return on his typewriter misfired and took out half his unit. To his credit tho, inlike Jean Claude Kerrie, he refused to award himself a Purple Heart
Maybe its time for The Whore and Kerrie to make a trade. Whore could take Kerrie's medals and pretend he was a hero, too, and Kerrie could take Whore's Nobel Prize for Idiocy and pretend he ever mattered...
Hope is a moment now long past
The Shadow of Death is the one I cast
Koo koo ka joob....I am the Walrus
The Shadow of Death is the one I cast
Koo koo ka joob....I am the Walrus
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Re: Tipper hits the market
by Ziner » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:09 am
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... gore1.html
Awesome. (Horatio Caine voice) I Guess this story will not have a ...Hap-py... End-ing
Awesome. (Horatio Caine voice) I Guess this story will not have a ...Hap-py... End-ing
In the end, we're all "only for a limited time," you guys.
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Re: Tipper hits the market
by skatingtripods » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:27 am
A God Damn dead man would understand that if a minor league bus in any city took a real sharp right turn, a Zack McCalister would likely fall out. - Lead Pipe
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Re: Tipper hits the market
by Fire Marshall Bill » Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:47 am
Top 10 nominee for worst program ever...
David Caruso couldn't scare a fish or carry Ben Afflack's jock
David Caruso couldn't scare a fish or carry Ben Afflack's jock
Hope is a moment now long past
The Shadow of Death is the one I cast
Koo koo ka joob....I am the Walrus
The Shadow of Death is the one I cast
Koo koo ka joob....I am the Walrus
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