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Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:16 am

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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:26 am

How long before she's the subject of a TLC special or series?

Do people seriously pay money to watch her eat a super sized #3 on a web cam? I guess I find that hard to believe but then again, I only need to walk a block to see that kind of stuff in person daily.

Give her credit, at least she's goal oriented.
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby leadpipe » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:39 am

Hey, it's 2010, you must celebrate who you are.

Well, I'm off to work so I can earn some money and have a good portion taken away from out of control losers in order to pay for their impending medical costs.

Obesity isn't a problem if you're 600 bills and don't care. Just like welfare costs aren't a problem if you dig not workin'

Again, I'm off to work. Which in 2010, pretty much qualifies me as stupid or an asshole, because there's seemingly millions of people that have figured out how to get by with zero responsibility.
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:14 am

If Republican's could not bring the bible into everything, I'd be a red stater for sure. This lady is a disgrace. Not because she's fat, but for so many other reasons.
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:19 am

She has a pretty face.
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:41 am

Erie Warrior wrote:If Republican's could not bring the bible into everything, I'd be a red stater for sure. This lady is a disgrace. Not because she's fat, but for so many other reasons.


THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

As a Rep I dispise the Religous Right and wish their own personal rapture would take place sooner rather than later just as I wish Code Pinkers would get run over by a battalion of tanks

I won't open the link tho...no need to ruin my lunch appetite
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:42 am

Dude... How the fuck can someone let themselves get that fat?

Oh wait it's genetics....... Genes make people want to weight half a fucking ton.

God know's she's probably on some form a disability...

Simpson has found a man who says he appreciates her size, and they plan to marry in Hawaii this year. She said airlines are being accommodating of her needs.


How the hell is tons of fun going to make it on a plane? Shit I bet they need a C-130.
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! » Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:53 am

Why does Yahoo always break stories months after other outlets?

First saw this 3 months ago in the NY Post.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nj_w ... 3yjEWaxx9N

My favorite part is her boyfriend's take:
"I think he’d like it if I was bigger," she added. "He’s a real belly man, and completely supports me."
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:59 am

Yo momma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo momma is so stupid when they say it's chilly outside she runs and grabs a bowl.

Yo momma is so old she saw Passion of the Christ live.


I was kind of hoping that was the direction this was going, carry on.
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby pup » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:15 am

...your daddy had to roll her in flour and hit the wet spot.
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:19 am

You Momma's so fat, when she lays around the house, she lays around the house
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:26 am

Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.

Your momma so fat...

When she hauls butt she has to make two trips.

When she dances she makes the band skip.

When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave your momma 13 years to live.

She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Her butt has its own congressman.

Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

"Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of your momma's butt cheeks.

All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"

When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

When I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

She could sell shade.

When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.

People jog around her for exercise.

I ran around her twice and got lost.

She gets runs in her jeans.

Her blood type is Ragu.

When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

She can't even jump to a conclusion.

She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

She can't even fit in the chat room.

She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

She has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Yo momma's so fat; she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!

Yo momma's so fat; she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.

Yo momma's so fat; she won Miss Bessie the Cow @YEAR@.

Yo momma's so fat; she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own post code.

Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!

Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!

Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!

Yo momma's so fat; she's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.

Yo momma's so fat; she's works in the movies -- as the screen.

Yo momma's so fat; the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.

Yo momma's so fat, the airline charges her round trip for each flight.

Yo momma's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn.

Yo momma's so fat; they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma's so fat, they invented super extra strength ultra Slim Fast.

Yo momma's so fat; they mistake her for a country.

Yo momma's so fat, to her light food means under 4 Tons.

Yo momma's so fat; to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle.

Yo momma's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Yo momma's so fat, when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

Yo momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma's so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo momma's so fat, when she falls it measures on the Richter scale!

Yo momma's so fat; when she fell in love she broke it!

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to parties people scream Kool-Aid!

Yo momma's so fat, when she has sex she has to give directions!

Yo momma's so fat, when she has to haul ass it takes two trips!

Yo momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo momma's so fat, when she moons people they turn into Werewolves.

Yo momma's so fat, when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests.

Yo momma's so fat, when she sings, it's over!

Yo momma's so fat; when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma's so fat, when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats!

Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.

Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around it’s her birthday.

Yo momma's so fat; when she turns around they throw her a welcome-back party.

Yo momma's so fat; when she walks in high heels she strikes oil.

Yo momma's so fat; when she walks she leaves snail tracks....

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo momma's so fat, when she wears red all the kids scream Kool-Aid!

Yo momma's so fat, when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo momma's so fat; when you put her in a Jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!

Yo momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma's so fat; you can slap her thighs and ride the waves in!

Yo momma's so fat, you can't tell if she is coming or going...

Yo momma's so fat, your family portrait has stretch marks.
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:41 am

Your mother is a quality person and her weight is not an issue to be made fun of.
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:43 am

When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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Re: Your Momma's so Fat...

Unread postby jack_tors » Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:58 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100609/od_nm/us_heaviest_odd;_ylt=AjF.nOh68HwyzCrXdLXozdCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTFmbDRzZmtkBHBvcwMyMDIEc2VjA2FjY29yZGlvbl9vZGRfbmV3cwRzbGsDd29tYW5zdHJpdmlu

She eats biscuits like tic-tacs


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