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Elton John having serious money issues

Unread postby Ziner » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:37 am

Got any other explanation?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/ ... mony_.html

It's wedding bells for Rush Limbaugh – for the fourth time.

The conservative firebrand, 59, exchanged vows with Kathryn Rogers – a blond bombshell half his age – in a lavish Hawaiian-themed wedding bash headlined by none-other-than Sir Elton John Saturday in Florida.

It's an odd pairing considering El Rushbo's history of anti-gay commentary on his conservative radio show and the openly gay "Tiny Dancer" singer's longtime commitment to gay rights.


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Unread postby jb » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:11 am

The explanation is Limtard is laughing all the way to Fart Knox. Yall have Sega tatooed on yur domes.

Hurr. Durr. Does Alicia Silverstone invite Nugent to play at her gigs and serve pheasant?

So obvious it scares you stupid stupid ditto ass ream-eees, cept ur too god damn dumb to feel the throbbing multi D celled mamba you voluntarily shoved so fare ub ur cu yo since the late 80's.

Think for 5 seconds.

Oh, wait.

Think?

What's that.

Shit.

Nevemind.

(Psst. ur belief system is an act. Elton will take his caysh courtesy of you. He cashes a big check. Your entire belief system is bankrupt.)
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Unread postby Ziner » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:24 am

Had a little to drink tonight?

Not sure if it would be better drunk or sober.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:48 am

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Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:27 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Image

At least my drunken posts are fun.



...and compared to jb's, they make sense
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Unread postby exiledbuckeye » Tue Jun 08, 2010 10:39 am

Elton John has been playing for paychecks since he was a kid. All about the $$$ with him.

He had that Grammy duet a few years back with Eminem too. So actually, I amend my statement above. Elton John lives for money and drama. He'll probably be on a "Real Housewives of London" show soon.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:55 am

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Image

At least my drunken posts are fun.



...and compared to jb's, they make sense


You guys are just pissed that you have Sega tatooed on yur domes.
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Re: Elton John having serious money issues

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:59 am

Motherscratcher wrote:You guys are just pissed that you have Sega tatooed on yur domes.


I loved the Genesis.
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Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:39 pm

What's Sega?

...and is anyone here really concerned about making sense on a rant board?
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:44 pm

Sega was a great video game maker. JB is saying people are getting played.
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Unread postby Ziner » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:47 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Sega was a great video game maker. JB is saying people are getting played.


Really? Impressive, I had no effin clue what he was talking about. Maybe you could be his official translator. Swerb could give you full editing power over his posts to add clifnotes. That'd be nice
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 12:55 pm

Naw I don't ever want to edit his posts. They're like a Rubix Cube, you just got to figure them out.

For most of the translation duties I rely on The Peek.
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Unread postby jb » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:29 pm

Ziner wrote:Had a little to drink tonight?

Not sure if it would be better drunk or sober.


Yessssir! Hammered drunk next to Jesus at a Skynard Concert.

Busted out too many Left hand Sawtooth Ales. You like those?

BTW - I am NOT punking out or moonwalking. I really don't like Dittoheads. This dunkin' (lame) gem was pure partisan red meat. But I never considered YOU a Dittotard, Z Man. The "ur" wasn't you, the Z man. It was the Dittotards. I don't even think any of the regulars are, but I know there's lurkers.


:dingle:


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Unread postby Ziner » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:38 pm

jb wrote:
Ziner wrote:Had a little to drink tonight?

Not sure if it would be better drunk or sober.


Yessssir! Hammered drunk next to Jesus at a Skynard Concert.

Busted out too many Left hand Sawtooth Ales. You like those?

BTW - I am NOT punking out or moonwalking. I really don't like Dittoheads. This dunkin' (lame) gem was pure partisan red meat. But I never considered YOU a Dittotard, Z Man. The "ur" wasn't you, the Z man. It was the Dittotards. I don't even think any of the regulars are, but I know there's lurkers.


:dingle:


I now return to posting as sober as I get.


Nah I know, figured.

I admit to listening to Rush occasionally, but it is less than 6 times a year. Usually when something big happens I am usually interested what his slant will be. I would assume some libs here catch him more than 6 times a year.

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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:47 pm

If Obama is a muslim, i'm the king of Prussia.
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Unread postby FUDU » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:50 pm

...and if Obama is an American I'm Jesus freakin Christ (and be fore warned my Bday is December 25th). When I say American I mean in the sense he actually likes America and wants it to succeed.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:53 pm

FUDU wrote:...and if Obama is an American I'm Jesus freakin Christ (and be fore warned my Bday is December 25th). When I say American I mean in the sense he actually likes America and wants it to succeed.


lol wut?
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Unread postby FUDU » Tue Jun 08, 2010 1:55 pm

You heard me.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:07 pm

Oh I heard you, I just figured i'd give a chance to clarify your statement. It's beyond ridiculous since he's never done anything to suggest he doesn't like the country.
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Unread postby FUDU » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:11 pm

He's been selling out the middle class since his campaign "promises", yeah that sure sounds like love to me.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:17 pm

FUDU wrote:He's been selling out the middle class since his campaign "promises", yeah that sure sounds like love to me.


That's the best thing you can come up with? Really? I thought maybe you had something tangible, him burning a flag or replacing The Star Spangled Banner with the Muslim call to prayer.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:31 pm

I have a German Shepherd, is that some passive shot at me? Are you saying my dog is so dumb he'd need the Heimlich manuever?
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Unread postby rebelwithoutaclue » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:34 pm

FUDU wrote:He's been selling out the middle class since his campaign "promises", yeah that sure sounds like love to me.



How does this differentiate him from any other politician?
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:37 pm

rebelwithoutaclue wrote:
FUDU wrote:He's been selling out the middle class since his campaign "promises", yeah that sure sounds like love to me.



How does this differentiate him from any other politician?


Dude... Don't you remember how badass the middle class had it under Bush? We all had solid gold toilets and robot servants. It was sick, you should've been there!
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Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:39 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a German Shepherd, is that some passive shot at me? Are you saying my dog is so dumb he'd need the Heimlich manuever?



FUDU was throwing inane non-sequitirs out there so I figured we all were supposed to. I just cleverly did it in picture form. Duh.

Sorry. Jeez, don't shoot the second thread-jacking messenger.

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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 2:43 pm

Dude my dog is dumb as hell. he's ruined 2 sliding screen doors because he sees a bird or a squirrel on the railing of my deck so he runs through them.

No offense taken.
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:50 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Dude my dog is dumb as hell. he's ruined 2 sliding screen doors because he sees a bird or a squirrel on the railing of my deck so he runs through them.


Time to beat some dog ass. Third time would earn him a hole in the back yard to sleep in. Back to the topic, Elton John is gay.
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Unread postby Ziner » Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:55 pm

Erie Warrior wrote: Elton John is gay.


Not as gay as CDT's garage.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:02 pm

Ziner wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote: Elton John is gay.


Not as gay as CDT's garage.


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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:08 pm

Ziner wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote: Elton John is gay.


Not as gay as CDT's garage.


You're gay.

And fuck you, Peek.

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Unread postby Ziner » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:10 pm

probably a gay mailbox
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:13 pm

How can a mailbox be gay?

You're so gay you perceive inanimate objects to be gay so you can have gay sex with them.
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Unread postby Ziner » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:19 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:How can a mailbox be gay?



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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:21 pm

How do you know that mailbox doesn't belong to Roy G Biv?
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Unread postby skatingtripods » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:22 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:How can a mailbox be gay?

You're so gay you perceive inanimate objects to be gay so you can have gay sex with them.


If it opens from the back instead of the front and has things stuffed inside it.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:25 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:How can a mailbox be gay?

You're so gay you perceive inanimate objects to be gay so you can have gay sex with them.


If it opens from the back instead of the front and has things stuffed inside it.


So it opens from both ends is it Bi?
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Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
skatingtripods wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:How can a mailbox be gay?

You're so gay you perceive inanimate objects to be gay so you can have gay sex with them.


If it opens from the back instead of the front and has things stuffed inside it.


So it opens from both ends is it Bi?


Could be. Or it's a mailbox with androgen insensitivity syndrome.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:32 pm

Can't find a google image of a Gay-L box. Damn work filters.
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Unread postby Ziner » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:34 pm

peeker643 wrote:Can't find a google image of a Gay-L box. Damn work filters.


Just google Gay MaleBox, something good should pop up. :hide:
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Ziner wrote:
peeker643 wrote:Can't find a google image of a Gay-L box. Damn work filters.


Just google Gay MaleBox, something good should pop up. :hide:


My worry exactly. I can see that picture being Exhibit 1A in my dismissal hearing.
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Unread postby waborat » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:22 pm

skatingtripods wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:How can a mailbox be gay?



If it opens from the back instead of the front and has things stuffed inside it.


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Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:45 pm

Here's my mail box CDT. Beat this:

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Unread postby skatingtripods » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:50 pm

I found a gay mailbox and didn't even have to search with those keywords:

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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:13 pm

peeker643 wrote:Here's my mail box CDT. Beat this:

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Whoever has that should be shot right in the spine.

Probably some backwoods hillbilly sister fucking toothless confederate flag flying rube dickshit asshole dumbfuck moron.
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Unread postby waborat » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:28 pm

Found JB's
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Re: Elton John having serious money issues

Unread postby peeker643 » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:38 pm

Found this one on Lubber's myspace page:

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Re: Elton John having serious money issues

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:44 pm

Only on TCF can a thread about Elton John get turned into one about mailboxes.
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Re: Elton John having serious money issues

Unread postby skatingtripods » Tue Jun 08, 2010 7:49 pm

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Re: Elton John having serious money issues

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:02 pm

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What do you wanna bet the owner of that mailbox has a bunch of scrap metal welded together and goofy shit hanging from his trees that he calls "art".
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