Elton John having serious money issues

[Ziner]

Got any other explanation?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/ ... mony_.html

It's wedding bells for Rush Limbaugh – for the fourth time.

The conservative firebrand, 59, exchanged vows with Kathryn Rogers – a blond bombshell half his age – in a lavish Hawaiian-themed wedding bash headlined by none-other-than Sir Elton John Saturday in Florida.

It's an odd pairing considering El Rushbo's history of anti-gay commentary on his conservative radio show and the openly gay "Tiny Dancer" singer's longtime commitment to gay rights.

Wha, Wha, What?

[jb]

The explanation is Limtard is laughing all the way to Fart Knox. Yall have Sega tatooed on yur domes.

Hurr. Durr. Does Alicia Silverstone invite Nugent to play at her gigs and serve pheasant?

So obvious it scares you stupid stupid ditto ass ream-eees, cept ur too god damn dumb to feel the throbbing multi D celled mamba you voluntarily shoved so fare ub ur cu yo since the late 80's.

Think for 5 seconds.

Oh, wait.

Think?

What's that.

Shit.

Nevemind.

(Psst. ur belief system is an act. Elton will take his caysh courtesy of you. He cashes a big check. Your entire belief system is bankrupt.)

[Ziner]

Had a little to drink tonight?

Not sure if it would be better drunk or sober.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

At least my drunken posts are fun.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

At least my drunken posts are fun.

...and compared to jb's, they make sense

[exiledbuckeye]

Elton John has been playing for paychecks since he was a kid. All about the $$$ with him.

He had that Grammy duet a few years back with Eminem too. So actually, I amend my statement above. Elton John lives for money and drama. He'll probably be on a "Real Housewives of London" show soon.

[motherscratcher]

At least my drunken posts are fun.

...and compared to jb's, they make sense

You guys are just pissed that you have Sega tatooed on yur domes.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

You guys are just pissed that you have Sega tatooed on yur domes.

I loved the Genesis.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

What's Sega?

...and is anyone here really concerned about making sense on a rant board?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Sega was a great video game maker. JB is saying people are getting played.

[Ziner]

Sega was a great video game maker. JB is saying people are getting played.

Really? Impressive, I had no effin clue what he was talking about. Maybe you could be his official translator. Swerb could give you full editing power over his posts to add clifnotes. That'd be nice

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Naw I don't ever want to edit his posts. They're like a Rubix Cube, you just got to figure them out.

For most of the translation duties I rely on The Peek.

[jb]

Had a little to drink tonight?

Not sure if it would be better drunk or sober.

Yessssir! Hammered drunk next to Jesus at a Skynard Concert.

Busted out too many Left hand Sawtooth Ales. You like those?

BTW - I am NOT punking out or moonwalking. I really don't like Dittoheads. This dunkin' (lame) gem was pure partisan red meat. But I never considered YOU a Dittotard, Z Man. The "ur" wasn't you, the Z man. It was the Dittotards. I don't even think any of the regulars are, but I know there's lurkers.





I now return to posting as sober as I get.

[Ziner]

Had a little to drink tonight?

Not sure if it would be better drunk or sober.

Yessssir! Hammered drunk next to Jesus at a Skynard Concert.

Busted out too many Left hand Sawtooth Ales. You like those?

BTW - I am NOT punking out or moonwalking. I really don't like Dittoheads. This dunkin' (lame) gem was pure partisan red meat. But I never considered YOU a Dittotard, Z Man. The "ur" wasn't you, the Z man. It was the Dittotards. I don't even think any of the regulars are, but I know there's lurkers.





I now return to posting as sober as I get.

Nah I know, figured.

I admit to listening to Rush occasionally, but it is less than 6 times a year. Usually when something big happens I am usually interested what his slant will be. I would assume some libs here catch him more than 6 times a year.

Off Topic:
Dont recall having Sawtooth, doesnt mean I have never had it. I am on a new hunt for a beer that I heard is the king of beers (not budweiser). Called Pliny the Elder and Pliny the Younger from Russian River. Ranked number one and two on beer advocate for IPA's. From Cali (aoxo, you try it?) Tried getting it from my liquor store and they say they can only get 2 cases a month and they are gone soon as they come (guessing it is the workers). Tried going to the only bar in Denver this weekend and they ran out ten minutes before I got there and wont have it again for weeks. Going to LA and SanFran/Napa this summer. I will find it and report back.

http://beeradvocate.com/top_beers?style=140

[Cerebral_DownTime]

If Obama is a muslim, i'm the king of Prussia.

[FUDU]

...and if Obama is an American I'm Jesus freakin Christ (and be fore warned my Bday is December 25th). When I say American I mean in the sense he actually likes America and wants it to succeed.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

...and if Obama is an American I'm Jesus freakin Christ (and be fore warned my Bday is December 25th). When I say American I mean in the sense he actually likes America and wants it to succeed.

lol wut?

[FUDU]

You heard me.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Oh I heard you, I just figured i'd give a chance to clarify your statement. It's beyond ridiculous since he's never done anything to suggest he doesn't like the country.

[FUDU]

He's been selling out the middle class since his campaign "promises", yeah that sure sounds like love to me.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

He's been selling out the middle class since his campaign "promises", yeah that sure sounds like love to me.

That's the best thing you can come up with? Really? I thought maybe you had something tangible, him burning a flag or replacing The Star Spangled Banner with the Muslim call to prayer.

[peeker643]

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I have a German Shepherd, is that some passive shot at me? Are you saying my dog is so dumb he'd need the Heimlich manuever?

[rebelwithoutaclue]

He's been selling out the middle class since his campaign "promises", yeah that sure sounds like love to me.

How does this differentiate him from any other politician?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

He's been selling out the middle class since his campaign "promises", yeah that sure sounds like love to me.

How does this differentiate him from any other politician?

Dude... Don't you remember how badass the middle class had it under Bush? We all had solid gold toilets and robot servants. It was sick, you should've been there!

[peeker643]

I have a German Shepherd, is that some passive shot at me? Are you saying my dog is so dumb he'd need the Heimlich manuever?

FUDU was throwing inane non-sequitirs out there so I figured we all were supposed to. I just cleverly did it in picture form. Duh.

Sorry. Jeez, don't shoot the second thread-jacking messenger.

*Yes- I'm a conservative. Please don't bore me with some partisan-style retaliation.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Dude my dog is dumb as hell. he's ruined 2 sliding screen doors because he sees a bird or a squirrel on the railing of my deck so he runs through them.

No offense taken.

[Erie Warrior]

Dude my dog is dumb as hell. he's ruined 2 sliding screen doors because he sees a bird or a squirrel on the railing of my deck so he runs through them.

Time to beat some dog ass. Third time would earn him a hole in the back yard to sleep in. Back to the topic, Elton John is gay.

[Ziner]

Elton John is gay.

Not as gay as CDT's garage.

[peeker643]

Elton John is gay.

Not as gay as CDT's garage.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Elton John is gay.

Not as gay as CDT's garage.

You're gay.

And fuck you, Peek.

I swear to holy Jesus I will beat you both with a mailbox.

[Ziner]

probably a gay mailbox

[Cerebral_DownTime]

How can a mailbox be gay?

You're so gay you perceive inanimate objects to be gay so you can have gay sex with them.

[Ziner]

How can a mailbox be gay?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

How do you know that mailbox doesn't belong to Roy G Biv?

[skatingtripods]

How can a mailbox be gay?

You're so gay you perceive inanimate objects to be gay so you can have gay sex with them.

If it opens from the back instead of the front and has things stuffed inside it.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

How can a mailbox be gay?

You're so gay you perceive inanimate objects to be gay so you can have gay sex with them.

If it opens from the back instead of the front and has things stuffed inside it.

So it opens from both ends is it Bi?

[skatingtripods]

How can a mailbox be gay?

You're so gay you perceive inanimate objects to be gay so you can have gay sex with them.

If it opens from the back instead of the front and has things stuffed inside it.

So it opens from both ends is it Bi?

Could be. Or it's a mailbox with androgen insensitivity syndrome.

[peeker643]

Can't find a google image of a Gay-L box. Damn work filters.

[Ziner]

Can't find a google image of a Gay-L box. Damn work filters.

Just google Gay MaleBox, something good should pop up.

[peeker643]

Can't find a google image of a Gay-L box. Damn work filters.

Just google Gay MaleBox, something good should pop up.

My worry exactly. I can see that picture being Exhibit 1A in my dismissal hearing.

[waborat]

How can a mailbox be gay?

If it opens from the back instead of the front and has things stuffed inside it.

In the older neighborhoods, it's always an aperture on the backdoor

[peeker643]

Here's my mail box CDT. Beat this:

[skatingtripods]

I found a gay mailbox and didn't even have to search with those keywords:

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Here's my mail box CDT. Beat this:

Whoever has that should be shot right in the spine.

Probably some backwoods hillbilly sister fucking toothless confederate flag flying rube dickshit asshole dumbfuck moron.

[waborat]

Found JB's

[peeker643]

Found this one on Lubber's myspace page:

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Only on TCF can a thread about Elton John get turned into one about mailboxes.

[skatingtripods]

[Cerebral_DownTime]

What do you wanna bet the owner of that mailbox has a bunch of scrap metal welded together and goofy shit hanging from his trees that he calls "art".