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Tipper hits the market

Unread postby jb » Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:58 pm

Thinks she's a cougar?

Will she start a hip hop band?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/ ... riage.html
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Re: Tipper hits the market

Unread postby jack_tors » Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:44 pm

Fuck the PMRC!
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Re: Tipper hits the market

Unread postby waborat » Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:15 pm

jack_tors wrote:Fuck the PMRC!


Dee?

Blackie?

Frank?

Is that you???
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Re: Tipper hits the market

Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:02 pm

Damn, that settlement should be interesting.

Who gets "the internet"?
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Re: Tipper hits the market

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:21 pm

Who gets "the internet"


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Re: Tipper hits the market

Unread postby municipalmutt » Wed Jun 02, 2010 6:37 am

It had to come to a head sooner or later. Tipper was using too many carbon credits for her 12 inch electric black mamba and Al often used language that she deemed inappropriate.
What a pair of self absorbed douchebags.

Rack Bayou for the internet thing.
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Re: Tipper hits the market

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:21 am

Bayou Tribe wrote:Damn, that settlement should be interesting.

Who gets "the internet"?

:lmfao:
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Re: Tipper hits the market

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:47 am

Al Whore will be lucky to come out of this with his 100' houseboat, tied up at some dock, on some lake, it won't fit on, on some mountain, in Bumfuck, TN

Tipper wants her share of that Stop Global Warming Hoax Trust Fund before The Whore gets sued and loses it all

Plus, she likely hasn't gotten laid since The Whore cut his dick off chopping wood....

He lost his balls in 'Nam when the carriage return on his typewriter misfired and took out half his unit. To his credit tho, inlike Jean Claude Kerrie, he refused to award himself a Purple Heart

Maybe its time for The Whore and Kerrie to make a trade. Whore could take Kerrie's medals and pretend he was a hero, too, and Kerrie could take Whore's Nobel Prize for Idiocy and pretend he ever mattered...
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Re: Tipper hits the market

Unread postby Ziner » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:09 am

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/ye ... gore1.html

Awesome. (Horatio Caine voice) I Guess this story will not have a ...Hap-py... End-ing

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Re: Tipper hits the market

Unread postby skatingtripods » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:27 am

Image

http://www.blingcheese.com/image/code/7 ... +caine.htm

There's a template for your daily use.
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Re: Tipper hits the market

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:47 am

Top 10 nominee for worst program ever...

David Caruso couldn't scare a fish or carry Ben Afflack's jock
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