No Holds Barred

by **CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!** » Tue May 25, 2010 1:02 pm

Thinking about joining a gym after not getting any physical activity (other than sex)for about a year. Played some ball last week for the first time in a while and was sore for 3 days after, so I decided its about time I got myself back in shape.

Any gym rats here have any recommendations of a good regimen to start out with? My objectives have nothing to do with weight loss - I have no issues with that - just strictly to get myself in decent enough shape that I can get up and down the court for a full game, and put on some muscle tone at the same time.

by **aoxo1** » Tue May 25, 2010 3:46 pm

CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! wrote:Thinking about joining a gym after not getting any physical activity (other than sex)for about a year. Played some ball last week for the first time in a while and was sore for 3 days after, so I decided its about time I got myself back in shape.

Any gym rats here have any recommendations of a good regimen to start out with? My objectives have nothing to do with weight loss - I have no issues with that - just strictly to get myself in decent enough shape that I can get up and down the court for a full game, and put on some muscle tone at the same time.

You're so cool.

by **CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!** » Tue May 25, 2010 4:26 pm

Not nearly as cool as you.

by **Love child of shawn kemp** » Tue May 25, 2010 5:52 pm

CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! wrote:Thinking about joining a gym after not getting any physical activity (other than sex)for about a year. Played some ball last week for the first time in a while and was sore for 3 days after,

..
How many days were you sore after sex? :pb:

I would say definitely take it slow for the first week or two. Don't laugh but if you want to be in game shape, try some step classes or whatever at the gym. Some guys here at work have done them and said it kicked their ass. The circuit machines are more convenient but you can't beat free weights. I know at my age, 42, I almost feel like it doesn't matter what I do as long as I do something.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Tue May 25, 2010 6:31 pm

Gym rats are gay.

by **Ziner** » Tue May 25, 2010 6:35 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Gym rats are gay.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Tue May 25, 2010 7:14 pm

I knew I was right.

The gym is for gays and women.

by **Erie Warrior** » Tue May 25, 2010 8:46 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Gym rats are gay.

Wanna come to my gym, towels are optional. Really. Most of the old guys dry their balls with the hair dryer. Really.

Here's the thread with your answers viewtopic.php?f=9&t=12189

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Tue May 25, 2010 8:50 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Gym rats are gay.

Wanna come to my gym?

Are you hitting on me?

And no. I have a weight bench in my garage.

by **Erie Warrior** » Tue May 25, 2010 8:52 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote: my garage.

Garages are gay.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Tue May 25, 2010 9:01 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote: my garage.

Garages are gay.

You have a garage.

They're awesome and much cooler than gyms with yoga balls and vitamin waters.

by **Ziner** » Tue May 25, 2010 9:12 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote: my garage.

Garages are gay.

You have a garage.

They're awesome and much cooler than gyms with hot milfs and college chicks in tight pants and sports bras.

Dude, you're gay.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Tue May 25, 2010 9:15 pm

Ziner wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote: my garage.

Garages are gay.

You have a garage.

They're awesome and much cooler than gyms with hot milfs and college chicks in tight pants and sports bras.

Dude, i'm gay.

Ok. So you like gyms, it's cool, man. If you want to marry Steve the yoga guy i'll support that right.

by **waborat** » Tue May 25, 2010 9:21 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote: my garage.

Garages are gay.

You have a garage.

They're awesome and much cooler than gyms with yoga balls and vitamin waters.

Sorry, gotta disagree

by **aoxo1** » Tue May 25, 2010 9:21 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Gym rats are gay.

Wanna come to my gym?

Are you hitting on me?

And no. I have a weight bench in my garage.

Garage? Hey, fellas, the garage. Well, ooh la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman.

by **Erie Warrior** » Tue May 25, 2010 9:27 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:They're awesome and much cooler than gyms with yoga balls and vitamin waters.

Depends on what flavor vitamin waters.

Power-C = cool

Multi-v = your garage

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Tue May 25, 2010 9:40 pm

My garage will not be slandered by the likes of this crowd. There are over 60 beers in my garage fridge. There are saws, wrenches, and various other things that are very non-gay. I have a punching bag that i practice my deadly spinning back kick and South American Ninja death punch of doom on.

However that woman gyrating on that yoga ball is almost hypnotic.

by **Erie Warrior** » Tue May 25, 2010 9:47 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:My garage will not be slandered by the likes of this crowd. There are over 60 beers in my garage fridge. There are saws, wrenches, and various other things that are very non-gay.

Sounds to me like you're trying to get some guys over for a little drunken tool time. That would be gay.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Tue May 25, 2010 9:59 pm

Apparently you can't read. If you could you know that my garage is the polar opposite of gay.

by **Erie Warrior** » Tue May 25, 2010 10:11 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Apparently you can't read. If you could you know that my garage is the polar opposite of gay.

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Tue May 25, 2010 10:28 pm

Haha your search history has that picture in it.

by **Orenthal** » Tue May 25, 2010 11:11 pm

What I learned from this thread:

Posting about having sex, with women, in a way only loosely related with your post/topic makes you not cool, but cooler then the person pointing it out.

Going to the gym is gay, and at the same time garages are gay, to varying degrees. Especially gay if you are a tool that likes to smack his bag around.

Also of note are the two pictures posted. One is very desirable to have in your search history, the other, nearly turns you gay upon viewing, and most certainly makes your computer gay.

A jam packed... Lesson.

by **skatingtripods** » Tue May 25, 2010 11:21 pm

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Tue May 25, 2010 11:50 pm

Orenthal wrote:What I learned from this thread:

Posting about having sex, with women, in a way only loosely related with your post/topic makes you not cool, but cooler then the person pointing it out.

Going to the gym is gay, and at the same time garages are gay, to varying degrees. Especially gay if you are a tool that likes to smack his bag around.

Also of note are the two pictures posted. One is very desirable to have in your search history, the other, nearly turns you gay upon viewing, and most certainly makes your computer gay.

A jam packed... Lesson.

Somebody is getting an ice cream cake.

Knowing is half the battle.

skatingtripods wrote:

I didn't know you wore glasses.

by **skatingtripods** » Tue May 25, 2010 11:53 pm

I didn't know you looked so good in a cowboy hat.

by **Ziner** » Wed May 26, 2010 12:12 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Orenthal wrote:What I learned from this thread:

Posting about having sex, with women, in a way only loosely related with your post/topic makes you not cool, but cooler then the person pointing it out.

Going to the gym is gay, and at the same time garages are gay, to varying degrees. Especially gay if you are a tool that likes to smack his bag around.

Also of note are the two pictures posted. One is very desirable to have in your search history, the other, nearly turns you gay upon viewing, and most certainly makes your computer gay.

A jam packed... Lesson.

Somebody is getting an ice cream cake. OJ, I give this to all my gay friends, I hope you like it.

p.s. I am taller in real life, I promise!

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed May 26, 2010 12:15 am

That's just obscene.

You're looking for gay cakes now? Man Colorado has really changed you.

by **Orenthal** » Wed May 26, 2010 9:59 am

This thread is horrible. Those pictures...

by **aoxo1** » Wed May 26, 2010 11:12 am

Horrible? This is one of the greatest threads of the year.

by **Ziner** » Wed May 26, 2010 11:16 am

aoxo1 wrote:Horrible? This is one of the greatest threads of the year.

+1 I think it should be put in the library. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at CDT in a cowboy hat.

by **Erie Warrior** » Wed May 26, 2010 11:37 am

Is it gay to ask for the piece with the most frosting?

by **Cerebral_DownTime** » Wed May 26, 2010 6:39 pm

3 Things I learned from this thread.

1) Tripods thinks I look good.

2) Ziner's search history is probably very interesting.

3) Any thread can be hijacked.

Listen, i'm not a "real" scientist, but I did have a chemistry set when I was a kid. So as a defacto scientist I think it's pretty obvious that science has concluded that gyms are gay. You can't argue it, it's science.

by **waborat** » Wed May 26, 2010 7:43 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Listen, i'm not a "real" scientist, but I did have a chemistry set when I was a kid.

I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express this past weekend...

(They had a gym)

by **Erie Warrior** » Wed May 26, 2010 8:01 pm

waborat wrote:I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express this past weekend...

(They had a gym)

Does that make them a Handjob Express?

by **Lubber** » Thu May 27, 2010 11:38 pm

CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! wrote:Thinking about joining a gym after not getting any physical activity (other than sex)for about a year. Played some ball last week for the first time in a while and was sore for 3 days after, so I decided its about time I got myself back in shape.

Any gym rats here have any recommendations of a good regimen to start out with? My objectives have nothing to do with weight loss - I have no issues with that - just strictly to get myself in decent enough shape that I can get up and down the court for a full game, and put on some muscle tone at the same time.

P90X!!

by **Cease** » Fri May 28, 2010 12:13 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:And no. I have a weight bench in my garage.

Something tells me this guy's routine isn't too far from the CDT regimen.

by **CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07!** » Tue May 24, 2011 1:03 am

CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! wrote:Thinking about joining a gym after not getting any physical activity (other than sex)for about a year. Played some ball last week for the first time in a while and was sore for 3 days after, so I decided its about time I got myself back in shape.

Any gym rats here have any recommendations of a good regimen to start out with? My objectives have nothing to do with weight loss - I have no issues with that - just strictly to get myself in decent enough shape that I can get up and down the court for a full game, and put on some muscle tone at the same time.

Exactly 1 year later, and I still haven't done anything yet. But now I'm fo real!

So I've had 2 things recommended to me as good at-home starting points: Perfect Pushup and/or Pullup, and Power 90. Any thoughts on these? Anyone see results, negatives?

by **Erie Warrior** » Tue May 24, 2011 2:32 pm

CAVSTRIBEBROWNSin07! wrote: Any thoughts on these?

Save your money for beer and cheese burgers. Take out a life insurance policy. You ain't going to no gym.

by **Larvell Blanks** » Tue May 24, 2011 2:55 pm

Shake Weight

you don't even have to leave home

by **Triple-S** » Tue May 24, 2011 4:20 pm

Pitcha beer, fried jalapenos, nachos and 50 wings extra hot and keep the ranch coming.

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