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19 Action News

Unread postby Shadow Scars » Wed May 12, 2010 8:09 pm

Why does 19 Action News insist on being the sensationalist tabloid of local news? You all know what I'm talking about.

Here's the latest example. Earlier today they did a story on why your homes wireless network should be secure (duh) and they said that if you're wifi isn't secure then people will use your internet to look at kiddy porn. Really? That's what will happen? So, all my neighbors are checking my wireless security, hoping they can find a hole so then can look at kiddy porn? Not the news, sports, videos, music... kiddy porn.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby jack_tors » Wed May 12, 2010 8:15 pm

8 year olds dude.


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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed May 12, 2010 8:20 pm

My favorite are the monthly "Hey parents, here is the latest way that YOUR kids are getting high that should SCARE THE BEJESUS OUT OF YOU!"

"And (pay attention kids) this is exactly how it's done."

"You will feel an extreme sense of euphoria so DON'T DO IT!!!"
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Triple-S » Wed May 12, 2010 8:33 pm

don't know what is worse, Channel 19's tabloid news or Fox 8's obsession with "glee" and "american idol" (both shows suck donkey dick)

it's a shame with Channel 19 though, I feel their pregame show on 11 for the Browns is very good and a can't miss for me every sunday.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby mswerb » Wed May 12, 2010 9:36 pm

My question is, why do they have news on at 4,5, and 6? WTF?
Sharon Reed is kinda hot, though.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby metalhead9x9 » Wed May 12, 2010 11:52 pm

My favorite was when they gave Nipplegate the Zapruder treatment.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Thu May 13, 2010 9:14 am

Triple-S wrote:don't know what is worse, Channel 19's tabloid news or Fox 8's obsession with "glee" and "american idol" (both shows suck donkey dick)



Fox 8 is shilling for the 2 highest rated shows on the mother network.

I sent an email to 19 news asking Ed Galic to do a story on hipster mayo flooding the market and promo it 10x during the Browns pre game. All this with the hopes it'll make your head explode.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Thu May 13, 2010 9:16 am

mswerb wrote:My question is, why do they have news on at 4,5, and 6? WTF?
Sharon Reed is kinda hot, though.


Have you also noticed that down in the studios on East 12th and Chester that the female anchors/reporters all share a common attribute. Kinda resembles a period of Monk's Diner on Seinfeld.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby waborat » Thu May 13, 2010 4:59 pm

Larvell Blanks wrote:
mswerb wrote:My question is, why do they have news on at 4,5, and 6? WTF?
Sharon Reed is kinda hot, though.


Have you also noticed that down in the studios on East 12th and Chester that the female anchors/reporters all share a common attribute. Kinda resembles a period of Monk's Diner on Seinfeld.


Tanchak shares in as well ;-) ;) :wink:
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby skatingtripods » Sat May 15, 2010 2:06 pm

Best thing about 19 is their wordage when describing criminals.

"This punk needs to be put behind bars."

Very professional. It's up to us to decide who is a punk or a scumbag.


Jeff Tanchak is a total douche bag.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 15, 2010 4:18 pm

Yeah your news is full of douches and retards.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Triple-S » Sat May 15, 2010 4:53 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Yeah your news is full of douches and retards.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odDU2819qeI

this coming from someone who's newscast begin with shirtless guys doing cartwheels in front of the horseshoe? ;-) ;) :wink:
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 15, 2010 4:57 pm

Triple-S wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Yeah your news is full of douches and retards.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odDU2819qeI

this coming from someone who's newscast begin with shirtless guys doing cartwheels in front of the horseshoe? ;-) ;) :wink:


Yes from the 70's. When every one was on coke.

Dave Layman is dead too.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Triple-S » Sat May 15, 2010 4:59 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Yes from the 70's. When every one was on coke.

Dave Layman is dead too.


He OD'd?
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 15, 2010 5:04 pm

Triple-S wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Yes from the 70's. When every one was on coke.

Dave Layman is dead too.


He OD'd?


Sure, if you can OD on cancer.

But that's ok we have the whitest blackman on Earth. Jerry Revish.

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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat May 15, 2010 7:19 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Triple-S wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Yes from the 70's. When every one was on coke.

Dave Layman is dead too.


He OD'd?


Sure, if you can OD on cancer.

But that's ok we have the whitest blackman on Earth. Jerry Revish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK7YE-6gRj8


You're full of shit CDT. Jerry Revish isn't black.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 15, 2010 9:14 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Triple-S wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Yes from the 70's. When every one was on coke.

Dave Layman is dead too.


He OD'd?


Sure, if you can OD on cancer.

But that's ok we have the whitest blackman on Earth. Jerry Revish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK7YE-6gRj8


You're full of shit CDT. Jerry Revish isn't black.


Oh no you didn't. Does Jerry Revish have to smack a bitch?
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Madre Hill, Superstar » Sun May 16, 2010 6:20 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:But that's ok we have the whitest blackman on Earth. Jerry Revish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK7YE-6gRj8


Not possible unless he can do the 'Carlton'.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby MartyM » Fri May 21, 2010 1:49 pm

mswerb wrote:Sharon Reed is kinda hot, though.


Looks even better in person.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Orenthal » Sat May 22, 2010 5:42 pm

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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby BruceK » Wed May 26, 2010 10:38 pm

Don't forget, Action 19 News is the station that hired the anchorwoman who was fired after being taped stripping down on stage after a wet t-shirt contest.
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Re: 19 Action News

Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Thu May 27, 2010 9:19 am

[quote="Triple-S You're full of shit CDT. Jerry Revish isn't black.[/quote]
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To confirm his blackness for the viewers, he wears those pinstriped zoot suits. All he needs is a feathered fedora to go with them.
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