I need to thank TCF

[Shadow Scars]

Despite my lack of quality contributions here on the The Cleveland Fan, I’m actually a decent writer. I feel compelled to share with you that if it weren't for the The Cleveland Fan, I would most certainly be attempting to showcase my "talents" throughout the internets.

If it weren't for The Cleveland Fan, I would undoubtedly have a Cleveland Sports blog that I would tirelessly update daily with items I deem "interesting" and "note worthy" while crafting my own "creative" and "humorous" opinions to make my point which I would feel is more valid then everyone else’s but, because of The Cleveland Fan, I don't have to do this.

I come here and I read what everyone is saying about our favorite sports teams and I realize that all my best ideas have already been thought of or out done. In the rare case that I would actually have a step on the sports blogging community, there always seems to be a post so ridiculously absurd that I temporarily lose all my inspiration and drive to articulate my point long enough to formulate it. It's then that I realize that no one cares about what I have to say anyways. It's also in these moments that I question my own sanity. I know that I’m crazy enough to continually root for the chronically disappointing and depressing sports franchises in this cursed city but now I know that I'm not crazy enough to document it for the world to see (yes I am aware of the irony here).

So, I would like to thank The Cleveland Fan members for being both so intelligent and clever that it leaves me without a need for an original thought and also for being so moronic at times that it leaves me to scared and confused to form my own opinion. This place is the filter that keeps the World Wide Web free from my disturbing and unnecessary ramblings. The internets thank you The Cleveland Fan and so do I. God speed.

[e0y2e3]

Fuck Zarma and fuck you to.

"I'M A GOOD WRITER W/ NO ORIGINAL IDEAS!!!"

WTF is this garble?

[Shadow Scars]

lol! You're still going on about Zarma?? Move on with your life dude! I love you man. Your stuff always cracks me up. My point was, I have nothing original because everything I come up with that I think is original has actually already been thought of, I just don't know it yet. So yes, I have nothing original.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I'm original.

I should be the writer.

[Shadow Scars]

"truckload of dicks" is your least favorite player? Amazing lol.

[Ziner]

Strange, I'd woulda thought it would be his favorite player.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Strange, I'd woulda thought it would be his favorite player.

Hurrrr! Gay inference durrrrr!

SSS came up with it, not me, it's what he catagorized Boston's players to be.

I'm still a great writer.

[jb]

Strange, I'd woulda thought it would be his favorite player.

Only thing funnier was reading "duuuuuuurrrrrrrr" in print.

Thanks for making me feel better today.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

AHHHH HORSESHIT! I'M NOT TO BE THE BUTT OF THE JOKE EVER! OH shit caps stuck on sorry about that anyway, i'm make the butts of jokes, not you.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I’m actually a decent writer.

Well, if this is your TCF resume then, no, you're not.

[Shadow Scars]

I’m actually a decent writer.

Well, if this is your TCF resume then, no, you're not.

Yes, this is my resume. My point in thanking this forum for inspiring me NOT to be a writer was to get a job writing on this website. Think it through man. You can do it.

[Orenthal]

The name is The Cleveland Fan...

phucking a

[jack_tors]

AHHHH HORSESHIT! I'M NOT TO BE THE BUTT OF THE JOKE EVER! OH shit caps stuck on sorry about that anyway, i'm make the butts of jokes, not you.

Talkin about butts and bags of dicks.. no idea where Ziner came up with that gay inference..

[motherscratcher]

I'm a good righter to.

Also, I'm not sure why all of the hate for a bag of dicks. It's not like if someone hands you a bag of dicks you have to start doing...uh...gay stuff. You could, like, throw them at people or something.

That's sounds like it might be fun.

[peeker643]

I'm a good righter to.

Also, I'm not sure why all of the hate for a bag of dicks. It's not like if someone hands you a bag of dicks you have to start doing...uh...gay stuff. You could, like, throw them at people or something.

That's sounds like it might be fun.

You can wear gloves I assume? And maybe a welder's mask and a hazmat suit. Might be an 'alternative' to paint ball.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

AHHHH HORSESHIT! I'M NOT TO BE THE BUTT OF THE JOKE EVER! OH shit caps stuck on sorry about that anyway, i'm make the butts of jokes, not you.

Talkin about butts and bags of dicks.. no idea where Ziner came up with that gay inference..

No one mentioned a bag of dicks, Mr. Freud.

[motherscratcher]

I'm a good righter to.

Also, I'm not sure why all of the hate for a bag of dicks. It's not like if someone hands you a bag of dicks you have to start doing...uh...gay stuff. You could, like, throw them at people or something.

That's sounds like it might be fun.

You can wear gloves I assume? And maybe a welder's mask and a hazmat suit. Might be an 'alternative' to paint ball.

Sure. Absolutely. I wound't presume to tell anyone what to wear while tossing dicks at people.

On a semi-related note, I knew a guy in gross anatomy who liked to play a game he called "hide the glans penis" in other student's lab coats. True story.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I wonder what they would charge you with.

"Hello, 911 what's your emergency?"

"yes there is a crazed man on the corner yelling about LeBron James throwing dicks at people!"

"Can you describe him?"

"He's wearing missmatched gloves, a paintball mask and covered in Hefty bags!"

"Help will be there soon, just stay calm and out of his dick throwing range.

[peeker643]

I'm a good righter to.

Also, I'm not sure why all of the hate for a bag of dicks. It's not like if someone hands you a bag of dicks you have to start doing...uh...gay stuff. You could, like, throw them at people or something.

That's sounds like it might be fun.

You can wear gloves I assume? And maybe a welder's mask and a hazmat suit. Might be an 'alternative' to paint ball.

Sure. Absolutely. I wound't presume to tell anyone what to wear while tossing dicks at people.

Well you can't have some poor, dumb, defenseless bastard out there having dicks thrown at him. I think we give the guy on the receiving end a baseball glove and a wiffle ball bat so he fend off the attack.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

[Doc]

Is this bag of dicks like a bag of baguettes? Are they all squished in a plastic bag like chicken parts? You could say LeBron sucked a bag of dicks last night.

[Doc]

F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

[swerb]

F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.

[Erie Warrior]

You can wear gloves I assume?

No, he'd go barebac.... too easy.

[jb]

Yeah man, better to be part of something than an obscure blogger no one knows / cares about yelling at clouds. IMhO Swerb sets the standard for that, and this place understands what fan community is and cultivates it on a really high level.

[jb]

F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.

Can I get some love for Mitch Fatel ?

[WarAdmiral]

I get what Shadow is eluding to. I got a blog, that has one viewer. I really can't promote it, because, I certainly don't want my family or friends reading it. The content, might be interesting to some, but I am a butcher with spelling, paragraphs, plots, themes, and whatever is deemed to substantiate good quality articles. I am to much of a rambler, to offer anything valuable enough to profit from.

I know my place, and my place is reading the articles, and offering an occasional response to a thread, or linking up something that might be interesting to others in this community.
I love it here, and think it is one of thee best communities on the internet.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

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[Loo]

F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.

Ditto on Bill Burr, and ditto later in the thread on Mitch Fatel.

Let me add John Pinnette, Mitch Headberg and Christopher Titus, although many don't like Titus.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.

Ditto on Bill Burr, and ditto later in the thread on Mitch Fatel.

Let me add John Pinnette, Mitch Headberg and Christopher Titus, although many don't like Titus.

Well Hedberg is really "going" anymore. Since he's dead and all.

[Loo]

Whoops...didn't mean to say he was still running.

By the way I somehow forgot my favorite comedian of all-time, Craig Ferguson. Watching his show and own his book.

[Orenthal]

F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.

Very true, love the cringe humor guys. Jimmy Norton, Patrice O'neal, Burr, CK, and even Rich Vos.

[jb]

F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.

Ditto on Bill Burr, and ditto later in the thread on Mitch Fatel.

Let me add John Pinnette, Mitch Headberg and Christopher Titus, although many don't like Titus.

Titu's stand up is way, way, way better than his show was on Fox. He's f'n hillarious. His family bits are his best.

I am 99% sure Mitch Hedberg is dead, and yeah, he's an aboslute freaking stich.