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I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Shadow Scars » Wed May 12, 2010 11:20 am

Despite my lack of quality contributions here on the The Cleveland Fan, I’m actually a decent writer. I feel compelled to share with you that if it weren't for the The Cleveland Fan, I would most certainly be attempting to showcase my "talents" throughout the internets.

If it weren't for The Cleveland Fan, I would undoubtedly have a Cleveland Sports blog that I would tirelessly update daily with items I deem "interesting" and "note worthy" while crafting my own "creative" and "humorous" opinions to make my point which I would feel is more valid then everyone else’s but, because of The Cleveland Fan, I don't have to do this.

I come here and I read what everyone is saying about our favorite sports teams and I realize that all my best ideas have already been thought of or out done. In the rare case that I would actually have a step on the sports blogging community, there always seems to be a post so ridiculously absurd that I temporarily lose all my inspiration and drive to articulate my point long enough to formulate it. It's then that I realize that no one cares about what I have to say anyways. It's also in these moments that I question my own sanity. I know that I’m crazy enough to continually root for the chronically disappointing and depressing sports franchises in this cursed city but now I know that I'm not crazy enough to document it for the world to see (yes I am aware of the irony here).

So, I would like to thank The Cleveland Fan members for being both so intelligent and clever that it leaves me without a need for an original thought and also for being so moronic at times that it leaves me to scared and confused to form my own opinion. This place is the filter that keeps the World Wide Web free from my disturbing and unnecessary ramblings. The internets thank you The Cleveland Fan and so do I. God speed.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed May 12, 2010 1:03 pm

Fuck Zarma and fuck you to.

"I'M A GOOD WRITER W/ NO ORIGINAL IDEAS!!!"

WTF is this garble?
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Shadow Scars » Wed May 12, 2010 1:34 pm

lol! You're still going on about Zarma?? Move on with your life dude! I love you man. Your stuff always cracks me up. My point was, I have nothing original because everything I come up with that I think is original has actually already been thought of, I just don't know it yet. So yes, I have nothing original.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed May 12, 2010 3:56 pm

I'm original.

I should be the writer.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Shadow Scars » Wed May 12, 2010 4:06 pm

"truckload of dicks" is your least favorite player? Amazing lol.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Ziner » Wed May 12, 2010 4:13 pm

Strange, I'd woulda thought it would be his favorite player.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed May 12, 2010 4:28 pm

Ziner wrote:Strange, I'd woulda thought it would be his favorite player.



Hurrrr! Gay inference durrrrr!

SSS came up with it, not me, it's what he catagorized Boston's players to be.

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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby jb » Wed May 12, 2010 4:31 pm

Ziner wrote:Strange, I'd woulda thought it would be his favorite player.





:lmfao: :lmfao:

Only thing funnier was reading "duuuuuuurrrrrrrr" in print.

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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed May 12, 2010 4:41 pm

AHHHH HORSESHIT! I'M NOT TO BE THE BUTT OF THE JOKE EVER! OH shit caps stuck on sorry about that anyway, i'm make the butts of jokes, not you.
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Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Wed May 12, 2010 5:58 pm

I’m actually a decent writer.


Well, if this is your TCF resume then, no, you're not.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Shadow Scars » Wed May 12, 2010 6:45 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
I’m actually a decent writer.


Well, if this is your TCF resume then, no, you're not.


Yes, this is my resume. My point in thanking this forum for inspiring me NOT to be a writer was to get a job writing on this website. Think it through man. You can do it.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Orenthal » Wed May 12, 2010 7:12 pm

The name is The Cleveland Fan...

phucking a
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby jack_tors » Wed May 12, 2010 8:19 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:AHHHH HORSESHIT! I'M NOT TO BE THE BUTT OF THE JOKE EVER! OH shit caps stuck on sorry about that anyway, i'm make the butts of jokes, not you.


Talkin about butts and bags of dicks.. no idea where Ziner came up with that gay inference.. :hide:
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed May 12, 2010 8:46 pm

I'm a good righter to.

Also, I'm not sure why all of the hate for a bag of dicks. It's not like if someone hands you a bag of dicks you have to start doing...uh...gay stuff. You could, like, throw them at people or something.

That's sounds like it might be fun.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed May 12, 2010 8:49 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:I'm a good righter to.

Also, I'm not sure why all of the hate for a bag of dicks. It's not like if someone hands you a bag of dicks you have to start doing...uh...gay stuff. You could, like, throw them at people or something.

That's sounds like it might be fun.



You can wear gloves I assume? And maybe a welder's mask and a hazmat suit. Might be an 'alternative' to paint ball.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed May 12, 2010 8:52 pm

jack_tors wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:AHHHH HORSESHIT! I'M NOT TO BE THE BUTT OF THE JOKE EVER! OH shit caps stuck on sorry about that anyway, i'm make the butts of jokes, not you.


Talkin about butts and bags of dicks.. no idea where Ziner came up with that gay inference.. :hide:


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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed May 12, 2010 9:01 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Motherscratcher wrote:I'm a good righter to.

Also, I'm not sure why all of the hate for a bag of dicks. It's not like if someone hands you a bag of dicks you have to start doing...uh...gay stuff. You could, like, throw them at people or something.

That's sounds like it might be fun.



You can wear gloves I assume? And maybe a welder's mask and a hazmat suit. Might be an 'alternative' to paint ball.


Sure. Absolutely. I wound't presume to tell anyone what to wear while tossing dicks at people.

On a semi-related note, I knew a guy in gross anatomy who liked to play a game he called "hide the glans penis" in other student's lab coats. True story.
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed May 12, 2010 9:05 pm

I wonder what they would charge you with.

"Hello, 911 what's your emergency?"

"yes there is a crazed man on the corner yelling about LeBron James throwing dicks at people!"

"Can you describe him?"

"He's wearing missmatched gloves, a paintball mask and covered in Hefty bags!"

"Help will be there soon, just stay calm and out of his dick throwing range.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed May 12, 2010 9:15 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:
peeker643 wrote:
Motherscratcher wrote:I'm a good righter to.

Also, I'm not sure why all of the hate for a bag of dicks. It's not like if someone hands you a bag of dicks you have to start doing...uh...gay stuff. You could, like, throw them at people or something.

That's sounds like it might be fun.



You can wear gloves I assume? And maybe a welder's mask and a hazmat suit. Might be an 'alternative' to paint ball.


Sure. Absolutely. I wound't presume to tell anyone what to wear while tossing dicks at people.



Well you can't have some poor, dumb, defenseless bastard out there having dicks thrown at him. I think we give the guy on the receiving end a baseball glove and a wiffle ball bat so he fend off the attack.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed May 12, 2010 9:18 pm

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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Doc » Wed May 12, 2010 9:28 pm

Is this bag of dicks like a bag of baguettes? Are they all squished in a plastic bag like chicken parts? You could say LeBron sucked a bag of dicks last night.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Doc » Wed May 12, 2010 9:29 pm

F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.
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Unread postby swerb » Wed May 12, 2010 9:55 pm

Doc wrote:F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Wed May 12, 2010 10:05 pm

peeker643 wrote:
You can wear gloves I assume?


No, he'd go barebac.... too easy.
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Unread postby jb » Thu May 13, 2010 7:39 am

Yeah man, better to be part of something than an obscure blogger no one knows / cares about yelling at clouds. IMhO Swerb sets the standard for that, and this place understands what fan community is and cultivates it on a really high level.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby jb » Thu May 13, 2010 7:42 am

swerb wrote:
Doc wrote:F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.



Can I get some love for Mitch Fatel ?



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Unread postby WarAdmiral » Thu May 13, 2010 9:26 am

I get what Shadow is eluding to. I got a blog, that has one viewer. I really can't promote it, because, I certainly don't want my family or friends reading it. The content, might be interesting to some, but I am a butcher with spelling, paragraphs, plots, themes, and whatever is deemed to substantiate good quality articles. I am to much of a rambler, to offer anything valuable enough to profit from.

I know my place, and my place is reading the articles, and offering an occasional response to a thread, or linking up something that might be interesting to others in this community.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Thu May 13, 2010 9:28 am

You want funny?


http://www.crabrevenge.com/


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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Loo » Thu May 13, 2010 9:49 pm

swerb wrote:
Doc wrote:F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.


Ditto on Bill Burr, and ditto later in the thread on Mitch Fatel.

Let me add John Pinnette, Mitch Headberg and Christopher Titus, although many don't like Titus.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu May 13, 2010 10:00 pm

Loo wrote:
swerb wrote:
Doc wrote:F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.


Ditto on Bill Burr, and ditto later in the thread on Mitch Fatel.

Let me add John Pinnette, Mitch Headberg and Christopher Titus, although many don't like Titus.


Well Hedberg is really "going" anymore. Since he's dead and all. ;-) ;) :wink:
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby Loo » Fri May 14, 2010 1:10 am

Whoops...didn't mean to say he was still running.

By the way I somehow forgot my favorite comedian of all-time, Craig Ferguson. Watching his show and own his book.
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Unread postby Orenthal » Fri May 14, 2010 5:55 pm

swerb wrote:
Doc wrote:F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.


Very true, love the cringe humor guys. Jimmy Norton, Patrice O'neal, Burr, CK, and even Rich Vos.
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Re: I need to thank TCF

Unread postby jb » Mon May 17, 2010 11:12 am

Loo wrote:
swerb wrote:
Doc wrote:F me for not refreshing. My favorite Louis CK bit.

Best comics going right now are Louis CK and Bill Burr IMO.


Ditto on Bill Burr, and ditto later in the thread on Mitch Fatel.

Let me add John Pinnette, Mitch Headberg and Christopher Titus, although many don't like Titus.



Titu's stand up is way, way, way better than his show was on Fox. He's f'n hillarious. His family bits are his best.

I am 99% sure Mitch Hedberg is dead, and yeah, he's an aboslute freaking stich.
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