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Funny Ohio Laws

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:30 pm

It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.


Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.


It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.


Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.


It is illegal to get a fish drunk.


The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.


No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.


Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.


Breast feeding is not allowed in public.


In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.


It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.


Bay Village
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.


Bexley
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.


Clinton County
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.


Cleveland
It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!


Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.


Columbus
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.


Fairview Park
It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor.


Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.


Ironton
Cross-dressing is against the law.


Lima
Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.


Lowell
It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.


Marion
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.


North Canton
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.


McDonald
Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.


Oxford
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.


Paulding
A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.


Toledo
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.


Strongsville
Catch 22 is banned.


Youngstown
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.

You may not run out of gas.


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Damnit! I was thinking of going whale fishing this sunday.
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Re: Funny Ohio Laws

Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:50 pm

It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.



should be a federal law
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Re: Funny Ohio Laws

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:30 pm

Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.


:lmfao:

What about in the privacy of my own property?
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Re: Funny Ohio Laws

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:51 pm

I just want to know the reasoning behind some of these laws. Who gets fish drunk? Has a police officer ever needed to bite a dog? Dem, any input on this? Is throwing snakes at people in Toledo really a problem? How many people have rode on the roof of a taxi cab in Youngstown? (JB i'm looking at you, did you go and ruin it for everyone?)

And FUDU on private property you can parade you goose all day and night, just not on Main street in McDonald.
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Re: Funny Ohio Laws

Unread postby waborat » Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:28 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Columbus
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.



But not corn vibrators? :hide:
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Re: Funny Ohio Laws

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:01 pm

waborat wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Columbus
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.



But not corn vibrators? :hide:


That Lion's Den place is always open......

The reason Corn flakes were banned on Sundays was because of the "Corn Flake Rascal Incident Of 1953" young men all hopped up on corn flakes proceeded to rampage the city on a quiet sunday afternoon, walking on flower beds, jaywalking, wearing their collars high, using excessive hair grease and hot rodding down Broad Street. It was a black day that will always hang like a shadow over the city.
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Re: Funny Ohio Laws

Unread postby waborat » Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:28 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
waborat wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Columbus
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.



But not corn vibrators? :hide:


That Lion's Den place is always open......

The reason Corn flakes were banned on Sundays was because of the "Corn Flake Rascal Incident Of 1953" young men all hopped up on corn flakes proceeded to rampage the city on a quiet sunday afternoon, walking on flower beds, jaywalking, wearing their collars high, using excessive hair grease and hot rodding down Broad Street. It was a black day that will always hang like a shadow over the city.


Ah, I thought it had something to do with them looking like the Virgin Mary
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Re: Funny Ohio Laws

Unread postby British_Pharaoh » Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:44 pm

I thought the whole law was that it is illegal to get a fish drunk for the purposes of sex
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Re: Funny Ohio Laws

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:36 pm

British_Pharaoh wrote:I thought the whole law was that it is illegal to get a fish drunk for the purposes of sex
No you're thinking of the law that states it is illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling, that law is in Springfield.
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Re: Funny Ohio Laws

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:42 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote: How many people have rode on the roof of a taxi cab in Youngstown? (JB i'm looking at you, did you go and ruin it for everyone?)


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