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What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby dulagree » Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:09 am

What is the most effective diet pill to control hunger and boost my metabolism ? I am asking for my daughter she is currently only seventeen , and has struggled with weight her whole life. She has tryed everything, now just wondering which diet pill is best to aid her in her quest of a healthy weight. Please do not answer with diet and exercise as the only way to go , i know that people say there are risks and i understand that.
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby waborat » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:44 am

A pill to control hunger?

Hmmm, cyanide?

Sorry, but caloric & sodium intake plus exercise are the only ways
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby jb » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:25 am

dulagree wrote:What is the most effective diet pill to control hunger and boost my metabolism ? I am asking for my daughter she is currently only seventeen , and has struggled with weight her whole life. She has tryed everything, now just wondering which diet pill is best to aid her in her quest of a healthy weight. Please do not answer with diet and exercise as the only way to go , i know that people say there are risks and i understand that.



Do NOT buy in as a parent to any pill, but only alli has any proven clinical value afaik.

http://www.amazon.com/Body-LIFE-Women-P ... pd_sim_b_3

No way she really commits to this approach and it won't work. Try to get through that it is alifestyle, not a pill. The self-esteem she'll get from doing this on her own will be invaluable.

Good luck. This must be very hard for you. Take care.
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby Ziner » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:18 am

jb wrote:
dulagree wrote:What is the most effective diet pill to control hunger and boost my metabolism ? I am asking for my daughter she is currently only seventeen , and has struggled with weight her whole life. She has tryed everything, now just wondering which diet pill is best to aid her in her quest of a healthy weight. Please do not answer with diet and exercise as the only way to go , i know that people say there are risks and i understand that.



Do NOT buy in as a parent to any pill, but only alli has any proven clinical value afaik.

http://www.amazon.com/Body-LIFE-Women-P ... pd_sim_b_3

No way she really commits to this approach and it won't work. Try to get through that it is alifestyle, not a pill. The self-esteem she'll get from doing this on her own will be invaluable.

Good luck. This must be very hard for you. Take care.


+1 Dude dont give your daughter those pills. It just isn't worth it. It isnt about some magic pill. Have you tried changing your entire family's lifestyle? Cook healthier food at home, take walks after dinner, maybe even consider a dog to walk.

JB suggest Alli, I believe even for that to work there needs to be a change in lifestyle, unless you want to be crapping your pants all the time. Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, P90X, Jillian Michaels 30 day shred. Consider buying your daughter all of those before taking some pill, I dont trust those pills. At least they took the ephedra out, was taking those during college and man that stuff is strange.
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:20 am

I wouldn't ask 95% of the people on these boards for directions to the zoo. Take your daughter to a professional man. And if you've already done that then take her to another one.
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:15 am

peeker643 wrote:I wouldn't ask 95% of the people on these boards for directions to the zoo.


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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:52 am

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peeker643 wrote:I wouldn't ask 95% of the people on these boards for directions to the zoo.


Damn Skippity.

Why Angry Bald One is smart and most of yous is idiots (see how I did that in Southern Speak so you would feel more at ease about me calling you names Peek?)


Yes. You are a manipulator of the highest order which is a rank I aspire to one day. I actually don't feel any anger at all given the southernese.

I might have gone with 'yins' but that's splitting hairs. ;-) ;) :wink:
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby waborat » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:06 pm

God, you guys are saps...

His daughter??? Sure...

That's why in the first line they write "my metabolism"...

Kinda like the guy who calls the ER "for a friend" and asks them how you remove a corn cob from your ass ::doh::
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Apr 28, 2010 6:22 pm

waborat wrote:
Kinda like the guy who calls the ER "for a friend" and asks them how you remove a corn cob from your ass ::doh::


Now that you mention it...
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:43 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:
waborat wrote:
Kinda like the guy who calls the ER "for a friend" and asks them how you remove a corn cob from your ass ::doh::


Now that you mention it...


Who the fuck would stick a corn cob up their ass?
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby leadpipe » Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:44 pm

dulagree wrote:What is the most effective diet pill to control hunger and boost my metabolism ? I am asking for my daughter she is currently only seventeen , and has struggled with weight her whole life. She has tryed everything, now just wondering which diet pill is best to aid her in her quest of a healthy weight. Please do not answer with diet and exercise as the only way to go , i know that people say there are risks and i understand that.


If you don't want anyone telling you diet and excercise is the only way to go, than anything we say is a lie.

There are a ton of rackets in this country, diet pills among the biggest.

Make an appointment with a nutritionist. Then follow the plan. It will work, the science is there. It ain't going to be close to easy, but you can have her spend years cockin' around chasing mirages, or you can get crackin' with a plan that will work.
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby mattvan1 » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:25 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Who the fuck would stick a corn cob up their ass?


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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:07 pm

dulagree wrote: I am asking for my daughter she is currently only seventeen , and has struggled with weight her whole life.


Just have her throw up 20 minutes after dinner. That should give her body a chance to metabolize some sugars and raise glucose levels, without absorbing many calories.

And if she gets below 6% body fat, you won't have to waste money on birth control pills.
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:15 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
dulagree wrote: I am asking for my daughter she is currently only seventeen , and has struggled with weight her whole life.


Just have her throw up 20 minutes after dinner. That should give her body a chance to metabolize some sugars and raise glucose levels, without absorbing many calories.

And if she gets below 6% body fat, you won't have to waste money on birth control pills.


Just make sure she is brushing thoroughly and often. Not a bad idea to get a high fluoride mouthwash like ACT. If you do that this is a great suggestion.
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:38 pm

mattvan1 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Who the fuck would stick a corn cob up their ass?


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Haha. Your search history now has "corn cob sex toy" in it.
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:04 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Who the fuck would stick a corn cob up their ass?


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Haha. Your search history now has "corn cob sex toy" in it.


Maybe it did before today CDT. Who are any of us to judge? ;-) ;) :wink:

Goddamn these boards amuse me. I can just see mattvan typing that into google images, glancing nervously over his shoulder at work, or home or at the library, and then quickly getting the image url, closing the screen and taking one more nervous glance around.

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Unread postby FUDU » Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:39 pm

This has thread of the year potential written all over it.
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby waborat » Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:44 am

peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Who the fuck would stick a corn cob up their ass?


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Haha. Your search history now has "corn cob sex toy" in it.


Maybe it did before today CDT. Who are any of us to judge? ;-) ;) :wink:

Goddamn these boards amuse me. I can just see mattvan typing that into google images, glancing nervously over his shoulder at work, or home or at the library, and then quickly getting the image url, closing the screen and taking one more nervous glance around.

:salute:


And how do we know that isn't Matt's hand while he's shooting his Nikon in the other?

Quite interesting packaging going on there:

-Got the 2 dudes in the embrace
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-Got "Wrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy" being asked
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-Hyper Wank?!?!

Someone, somewhere, sat around in a marketing meeting and decided their company needed to make this. Can you imagine what that discussion was like?

“We're missing an entire marketing segment, one that wants to stick vibrating corn up their rears”

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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Apr 29, 2010 7:40 am

lol... I love it when threads like this get sidetracked. I mean we actually took a thread about diet pills and turned into a running joke about corn cob vibrators. How is that possible? Are we sick in the head?

Fucking great.

I wonder if those are sold to Nebraska fans.
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:14 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote: I wonder if those are sold to Nebraska fans.


They are inserted at birth, kinda like the footballs in the cribs in Canton.
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:04 am

Erie Warrior wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote: I wonder if those are sold to Nebraska fans.


They are inserted at birth, kinda like the footballs in the cribs in Canton.


I always wondered if that was true (the football in the cribs not the corn cob in the ass of Husker fans).
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Unread postby mattvan1 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:40 am

peeker643 wrote:Goddamn these boards amuse me. I can just see mattvan typing that into google images, glancing nervously over his shoulder at work, or home or at the library, and then quickly getting the image url, closing the screen and taking one more nervous glance around.

:salute:


It's a dangerous job, sir. But someone has to to it.

waborat wrote:And how do we know that isn't Matt's hand while he's shooting his Nikon in the other?


Canon EOS Rebel. The hardest part was getting the damn thing back into the original package.


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Unread postby swerb » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:06 pm

I love this website.

Do need to move this to NHB though.
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Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:24 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
mattvan1 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Who the fuck would stick a corn cob up their ass?


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Haha. Your bookmarks now have "corn cob sex toy" in it.




Fixed. I'm glad I decided to catch back up on this thread. Gold.
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Unread postby mattvan1 » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:32 pm

swerb wrote:I love this website.

Do need to move this to NHB though.


C'mon man. Corn and butter don't belong in Eat, Drink and Be Merry? Sheeeesh.
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:56 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Motherscratcher wrote:
waborat wrote:
Kinda like the guy who calls the ER "for a friend" and asks them how you remove a corn cob from your ass ::doh::


Now that you mention it...


Who the fuck would stick a corn cob up their ass?


:lmfao:

Fletcher Jones, Sr, one of the biggest car dealership owners on the West coast who was once admitted to a Las Vegas hospital with a dildo stuck up his ass...

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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:06 pm

We've got a similar story round here about Fred Ricart, legend has it his wife found out he was cheating so she waited till he was sleeping and stuck a hot curling iron up his ass.

It sounds too far fetched to be true, but you never know.
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:14 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote: stuck a hot curling iron up his ass.


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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:34 pm

Out of sheer boredom I googled "Fred Ricart Curling Iron". These came up, the version is different from mine, but that's the way with urban legends.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/revenge/curliron.asp

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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby jb » Thu Apr 29, 2010 1:56 pm

waborat wrote:God, you guys are saps...

His daughter??? Sure...

That's why in the first line they write "my metabolism"...

Kinda like the guy who calls the ER "for a friend" and asks them how you remove a corn cob from your ass ::doh::



Reminds me...

I have afreind, and he was experimenting with this gerble and the duct tape came loose....
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby waborat » Thu Apr 29, 2010 6:07 pm

jb wrote:
waborat wrote:God, you guys are saps...

His daughter??? Sure...

That's why in the first line they write "my metabolism"...

Kinda like the guy who calls the ER "for a friend" and asks them how you remove a corn cob from your ass ::doh::



Reminds me...

I have afreind, and he was experimenting with this gerble and the duct tape came loose....


As long as said gerbil was declawed, then everything should be dandy...

I, uh, heard this while eating in Birdtown, ok?
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Re: What is the most effective diet pill

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:19 pm

Reminds me...

I have afreind, and he was experimenting with this gerble and the duct tape came loose....


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