Mitch banning bw

[Shadow Scars]

wait, what's bw stand for? I can't figure out who you're talking about..

[danwismar]

...hey, I missed the weekend too, and now two full pages into the thread, I have no idea what bw was banned for. (DIMSCUM?)

Someone help me out...so I can watch my step.

[e0y2e3]

wait, what's bw stand for? I can't figure out who you're talking about..

Blog Wiggah

[Cerebral_DownTime]

...hey, I missed the weekend too, and now two full pages into the thread, I have no idea what bw was banned for. (DIMSCUM?)

Someone help me out...so I can watch my step.

I think Mitch shit canned him originally for having an epic melt where he called Mithc just about every name he could. I might be wrong.

Somehow he got unbanned and returned. Hence the "re-ban".

[Guest]

...hey, I missed the weekend too, and now two full pages into the thread, I have no idea what bw was banned for. (DIMSCUM?)

Someone help me out...so I can watch my step.

I think Mitch shit canned him originally for having an epic melt where he called Mithc just about every name he could. I might be wrong.

Somehow he got unbanned and returned. Hence the "re-ban".

Pretty close...just learn to spel my name, um-kay?

In truth, there really isn't a good way to "ban" someone from one forum unless you boot them from all of them, and I frankly didn't think that was called for, because the AAAANNNGGGGGRRRRYYYYYY old koot doesn't behave like a rabid monkey on the football forum.

Hence the only way to handle it is to nuke anything on site.

As he often does, he takes his ball and runs away for several months, and then comes back and thinks that everyone has alzheimers as bad as he does, and they would totally forget about his douchebaggery. See also his several tearful exits on the OBR, vowing "never to come back"...but he always did.

[danwismar]

so...it was the rabid monkey thing that did it. Got it.

[jb]

so...it was the rabid monkey thing that did it. Got it.

Only one rule on the boards Dan, and it isn't don't be a conservative. It's don't be an asshole.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

so...it was the rabid monkey thing that did it. Got it.

Only one rule on the boards Dan, and it isn't don't be a conservative. It's don't be an asshole.

That's right. Take it from moi. I'm a 'perfect asshole'....physically due to two hemroidectomys and mentally from my time at the WWR.....in addition, I'm recovering from a triple hernia operation... my balls dropped so far I had to have a safety net installed

There is defintely an adjustment period between being and asshole and being a 'dick', which is the goal here at NHB

I am personally on a mission to be considered for entry into the "Biggest Dicks Club" here at NHB in addition to possesion of the biggest dick

[jordan kramer]

so...it was the rabid monkey thing that did it. Got it.

Only one rule on the boards Dan, and it isn't don't be a conservative. It's don't be an asshole.

That's right. Take it from moi. I'm a 'perfect asshole'....physically due to two hemroidectomys and mentally from my time at the WWR.....in addition, I'm recovering from a triple hernia operation... my balls dropped so far I had to have a safety net installed

There is defintely an adjustment period between being and asshole and being a 'dick', which is the goal here at NHB

I am personally on a mission to be considered for entry into the "Biggest Dicks Club" here at NHB in addition to possesion of the biggest dick

i love it. one day i will write my thesis on the difference of being a dick, a "complete" dick, an asshole, and a "complete" asshole. but that day isn't today...

[leadpipe]

so...it was the rabid monkey thing that did it. Got it.

Only one rule on the boards Dan, and it isn't don't be a conservative. It's don't be an asshole.

That's right. Take it from moi. I'm a 'perfect asshole'....physically due to two hemroidectomys and mentally from my time at the WWR.....in addition, I'm recovering from a triple hernia operation... my balls dropped so far I had to have a safety net installed

There is defintely an adjustment period between being and asshole and being a 'dick', which is the goal here at NHB

I am personally on a mission to be considered for entry into the "Biggest Dicks Club" here at NHB in addition to possesion of the biggest dick

You have Fergus in your possesion?

[Fire Marshall Bill]

You have Fergus in your possesion?

Never met the man and the closest I can come is War and Peace and The Stand

Let me put it this way...I once walked into a donut shop naked and walked out with a dozen glaze donuts and a cup of coffee in each hand

[Ziner]

Let me put it this way...I once walked into a donut shop naked and walked out with a dozen glaze donuts and a cup of coffee in each hand

Impressive. How were you able to stack 11 donuts on 2 cups of coffee?

[peeker643]

Let me put it this way...I once walked into a donut shop naked and walked out with a dozen glaze donuts and a cup of coffee in each hand

Impressive. How were you able to stack 11 donuts on 2 cups of coffee?

Almost good enough to make up for you starting the "Get to Know Ziner" thread.

Almost.

[e0y2e3]

If that stoopid get to know Ziner thread's failure stands as a testament to anything it is just how boring Ziner is.

Maybe, just maybe he'll finally get the hint and stop posting.

[Guest]

I'm just anxiously awaiting the "Getting to know Dr Poove" thread.

[Ziner]

If that stoopid get to know Ziner thread's failure stands as a testament to anything it is just how boring Ziner is.

Maybe, just maybe he'll finally get the hint and stop posting.

As opposed to your fabulous life of stewing over fantasy basketball trades, contemplating which 'peeps' to follow on twitter, and senseless bitching over Peyton Manning.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

If that stoopid get to know Ziner thread's failure stands as a testament to anything it is just how boring Ziner is.

Maybe, just maybe he'll finally get the hint and stop posting.

As opposed to your fabulous life of stewing over fantasy basketball trades, contemplating which 'peeps' to follow on twitter, and senseless bitching over Peyton Manning.

Bwahahahahahahahah!

It's tiny penis syndrome (TPS). This causes the person afflicted to lash out at the tiniest thing they find objectional, no matter how big of a dick it makes them appear. Other symptoms of TPS are tribal tattoos, excessive work outs, and living in Massachusetts.

[olecowboy]

say, lads, who does this eO guy think that he is?

[e0y2e3]

I'm just a lonely Texan stuck in Presidio and tasked w/ protecting the United States of Texas from the Mexicans w/ the help of my trusty pig... Clemson! Geez OC.

And CDT, we are fighting to the death next time I am in Ohio. I vote for a one armed stapler fight to the death.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I'm just a lonely Texan stuck in Presidio and tasked w/ protecting the United States of Texas from the Mexicans w/ the help of my trusty pig... Clemson! Geez OC.

And CDT, we are fighting to the death next time I am in Ohio. I vote for a one armed stapler fight to the death.

It's going to be an old fashioned fist fight, one where I punch you more than you punch me.

[e0y2e3]

That's going to be hard considering 99% of your waking hours you seem to be under the influence of WIld Turkey.

Just sayin'

[skatingtripods]

I'm just a lonely Texan stuck in Presidio and tasked w/ protecting the United States of Texas from the Mexicans w/ the help of my trusty pig... Clemson! Geez OC.

And CDT, we are fighting to the death next time I am in Ohio. I vote for a one armed stapler fight to the death.

It's going to be an old fashioned fist fight, one where I punch you more than you punch me.

I'd pay good money to see this. Please make it happen.

[jack_tors]

I'm just a lonely Texan stuck in Presidio and tasked w/ protecting the United States of Texas from the Mexicans w/ the help of my trusty pig... Clemson! Geez OC.

And CDT, we are fighting to the death next time I am in Ohio. I vote for a one armed stapler fight to the death.

It's going to be an old fashioned fist fight, one where I punch you more than you punch me.

I'd pay good money to see this. Please make it happen.

+1 , this would be an epic fight. We could help Rich fund the site by filming the fight and selling copies of it like those people did with the Bumfight videos a few years back.

[jb]

so...it was the rabid monkey thing that did it. Got it.

Only one rule on the boards Dan, and it isn't don't be a conservative. It's don't be an asshole.

That's right. Take it from moi. I'm a 'perfect asshole'....physically due to two hemroidectomys and mentally from my time at the WWR.....in addition, I'm recovering from a triple hernia operation... my balls dropped so far I had to have a safety net installed

There is defintely an adjustment period between being and asshole and being a 'dick', which is the goal here at NHB

I am personally on a mission to be considered for entry into the "Biggest Dicks Club" here at NHB in addition to possesion of the biggest dick

Holy shit , Ron.

I feel like I just attended an amzing lecture in a few sentances.

I have been schooled.

[jb]

If that stoopid get to know Ziner thread's failure stands as a testament to anything it is just how boring Ziner is.

Maybe, just maybe he'll finally get the hint and stop posting.

As opposed to your fabulous life of stewing over fantasy basketball trades, contemplating which 'peeps' to follow on twitter, and senseless bitching over Peyton Manning.

Bwahahahahahahahah!

It's tiny penis syndrome (TPS). This causes the person afflicted to lash out at the tiniest thing they find objectional, no matter how big of a dick it makes them appear. Other symptoms of TPS are tribal tattoos, excessive work outs, and living in Massachusetts.

What's a tribal tatoo ?

[jb]

I'm just a lonely Texan stuck in Presidio and tasked w/ protecting the United States of Texas from the Mexicans w/ the help of my trusty pig... Clemson! Geez OC.

And CDT, we are fighting to the death next time I am in Ohio. I vote for a one armed stapler fight to the death.

It's going to be an old fashioned fist fight, one where I punch you more than you punch me.

Hit him in the shoulder first. Even up the odds early. Say mean things about Simmons to effect him emotionally as well.

[e0y2e3]

You gonna tell him to kick me in the ankle too?

Dick.

[danwismar]

Say mean things about Simmons to effect him emotionally as well.

Richard or Bill?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I'm just a lonely Texan stuck in Presidio and tasked w/ protecting the United States of Texas from the Mexicans w/ the help of my trusty pig... Clemson! Geez OC.

And CDT, we are fighting to the death next time I am in Ohio. I vote for a one armed stapler fight to the death.

It's going to be an old fashioned fist fight, one where I punch you more than you punch me.

Hit him in the shoulder first. Even up the odds early. Say mean things about Simmons to effect him emotionally as well.

I hate Bill Simmons and I hope he dies fucking Emienem in the butt.

Like that?

[jb]

You gonna tell him to kick me in the ankle too?

Dick.

Or Asshole?

TWIST !

[jb]

Say mean things about Simmons to effect him emotionally as well.

Richard or Bill?

There is a dif?

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"CUTE LITTLE RONDO. LOVE HIS LITTLE TUTTTTHHIE!"

[Jennifer]

Always interesting to see how much misinformation is posted here.

[pup]

Always interesting to see how much misinformation is posted here.

Goody goody gumdrops

[swerb]

Always interesting to see how much misinformation is posted here.

Not nearly as interesting as your inability to stay away from this site.

[Jennifer]

Swerb explains it in the 7/7 game thread in the library.

I just discovered the 7/7/ game thread had been moved to the library forum. I guess I do get banned now.

Ome of the problemws with message boards are that board owners get to play "god." They can make anything up about a poster they please and prevent any defense by deleting a reply post or banning the poster. It is a no win situation for the defamed.

Someone wrote me a week or two after the 7/7 thread to tell me about it and I then promptly wrote Swerb about it. Never received a reply. I subsequently wrote three of the mods on the Tribe board and none of them "wanted to get involved."

Y'all can believe whatever you want but I'm deeply disappointed and hurt by those of you who I have known and exchanged emails/PMs with over the last five years either believing Swerb or those not believing him but failing to come to my defense.

[swerb]

I'd ban you, but it's too fun watching you come back every 3-4 months.

And you can say what you want, I've got the emails from you saved that prove that you are either a couple sammiches short of a picnic ... or are perfectly sane, but just take all this internet sports talk stuff a hair too seriously.

Either way, I miss the pink teddy bear and encourage you to stay around and talk Tribe, knowing full well you will decline publicly and then lurk.

[Erie Warrior]

Y'all can believe whatever you want but I'm deeply disappointed and hurt by those of you who I have known and exchanged emails/PMs with over the last five years either believing Swerb or those not believing him but failing to come to my defense.

It's the interweb. No one cares. Really.

[skatingtripods]

I've got the emails from you saved that prove that you are either a couple sammiches short of a picnic

Then as a woman, she should make some.

[Stu]

im still not sure if shes a woman or not.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I wonder what David Delluci is up to.