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Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:41 pm

Been awhile since we've had a west side v. east side rant, so I'll go ahead and blame you fucks from the east side for the traffic mess on our main arteries connecting the two sides of our city this fine day. 90 west backed up from the DMC till as far east as E152 at one point, and the alternate route of 480 west just had an accident at Miles, bringing all 4 lanes to a complete halt.

Thanks dicks.
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby davemanddd » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:53 pm

when you're a jet you're a jet all the way. play it cool, boy. i like to be in america. maria, i just met a girl named maria. i feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty, witty and . . . hey!!!

you do realize it's been almost 50 years since that movie came out??? such blanket generalizations like this does nobody any good. what's the point???
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby Ziner » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:55 pm

I am impartial as I dont live there anymore, and even when I did I lived in little italy and everyone knows that place is better than anywhere on the west side. However, since they were heading west isn't there good probability that the dicks in the accidents and tying up 90 were going home to the west side?
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby waborat » Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:55 pm

Don't know? Traffic usually flows very nicely after all you WS asswipes get home?

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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:06 pm

Ziner wrote:I am impartial as I dont live there anymore, and even when I did I lived in little italy and everyone knows that place is better than anywhere on the west side. However, since they were heading west isn't there good probability that the dicks in the accidents and tying up 90 were going home to the west side?
Logistics, just like possession, is 9/10ths the law. The problems all occurred on their side of the divider so they get the blame.

Not only that they drive like crap, take your blue haired, varicose veined, AARP and Buckeye card carrying asses to Florida if you cannot hit the gas. Not to mention the apocalyptic landscape seen from driving their F'd up east side highways.
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:07 pm

I grew up on the east side and now reside on the west side. I'm not sure where to throw my allegiance.
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby Ziner » Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:10 pm

They should build a wall like Berlin, that'd be sweet.
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:14 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:I grew up on the east side and now reside on the west side. I'm not sure where to throw my allegiance.

West side, after all you left the east side, so at some point in your life you became an intelligent man, glad to have you aboard.

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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby General » Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:19 am

FUDU wrote:Been awhile since we've had a west side v. east side rant, so I'll go ahead and blame you fucks from the east side for the traffic mess on our main arteries connecting the two sides of our city this fine day. 90 west backed up from the DMC till as far east as E152 at one point, and the alternate route of 480 west just had an accident at Miles, bringing all 4 lanes to a complete halt.

Thanks dicks.



At least you have detour options. Down here if there is a traffic stoppage, unless your car floats, you wait.
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby waborat » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:03 am

General wrote:
FUDU wrote:Been awhile since we've had a west side v. east side rant, so I'll go ahead and blame you fucks from the east side for the traffic mess on our main arteries connecting the two sides of our city this fine day. 90 west backed up from the DMC till as far east as E152 at one point, and the alternate route of 480 west just had an accident at Miles, bringing all 4 lanes to a complete halt.

Thanks dicks.



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Unread postby pup » Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:20 am

There is a west side? I thought that was the east side of Toledo over there.
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Mar 25, 2010 3:14 pm

The west side? That's where The Melt is, right? That and softball complexes (but rarely solidsoftball teams) are all I know about that hole.

You should definitely enjoy all the sporting events on the west side of the river though ;-) ;) :wink:
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:20 pm

Yeah you fuckers should be shot for makin me late for work everyday. Stupid assholes with your Hondas and Starbucks lattes.
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby jack_tors » Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:46 am

Bunch of Pansies on the West Side

http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2010/03/some_west_park_residents_worri.html

I literally live directly in the flight path of Life Flight based out of Portage County Airport. It buzzes my house almost daily if not more. My neighborhood has not seen the "quality of life deteriorating". Wow, 50 landings a year, that area would be practically uninhabitable.

So sad, my heart goes out to these folks.. I would hate to see tea and crumpets interrupted in West Park...
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby jb » Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:04 pm

The east side / west side debate used to be phresh.

Now? The way Cuy County is its like arguing about who has the nicest house in East Cleveland.
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Re: Hey East siders, you suck!

Unread postby FUDU » Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:17 am

JB wrote:The east side / west side debate used to be phresh.

Now? The way Cuy County is its like arguing about who has the nicest house in East Cleveland.

LMAO.

The East siders won't even get it.
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