Finally happened

[jb]

Ok, so if I have to take a 2 inpublic, I always camp out in the disabled stall. It is palacial and the cleanest. So for the first time I did my thing..... And a cat in a wheelchair was waiting. Guh.


Do I feel badly?

[Fubar]

It's not like you're taking up a parking space. If the stall is empty use it.

[Orenthal]

I'd love to twist this into a analogy of Ziner and unemployement, but I can't. It is a rough situation to be sure, but I have done the same thing. The clean and sapce factor may outweigh my guilt. As for parking spaces, thats a story for another day, but do you really need to park close when your about to go thru a 500,000 square foot Super Wal Mart...???

When I went to CSU the best spot to drop a duece was the basement of the Urban Affairs building. I could take all the time I wanted and not a soul would enter that bathroom...

[Ziner]

Typical liberal, you want the government to mandate that all handicapped people have access to handicapped facilities costing businesses tons of money throughout the years. However, when it comes to making a sacrifice of your own you can't sit in the smaller, dirty stall because you feel entitled.



(hows that OJ?)

[Ziner]

At least I am intellectually honest enough to just not care and just take the Handicrapper as it is by far the best spot to drop a deuce. So I feel for you a little bit.

[motherscratcher]

Well, it does seem to be quite a pickle you got yourself into, though I doubt it was very high on the list of inconveniences to the man.

I recommend you do what I do when out in public. I go the opposite way from the handicapped stall and use the urinal. The children's urinal if present. Makes it much easier to hover.

Time is money, gentlemen, and I consider mine valuable. And believe you me, when dropping a deuce in a public urinal, one does not dilly dally.

[peeker643]

Well, it does seem to be quite a pickle you got yourself into, though I doubt it was very high on the list of inconveniences to the man.

I recommend you do what I do when out in public. I go the opposite way from the handicapped stall and use the urinal. The children's urinal if present. Makes it much easier to hover.

Time is money, gentlemen, and I consider mine valuable. And believe you me, when dropping a deuce in a public urinal, one does not dilly dally.

You've vaulted into the lead for 'Peeker's Favorite Post of the Day' with that effort.

Now I need to scrub the images out of the mind's eye or simply run a sharp stick through the mind's eye.

[skatingtripods]

Perhaps Denis Leary will pen a lyric about this into his next song entitled, 'The Second Coming of Asshole'.

[waborat]

As long as you weren't doing the ol' Two-Toe-Jig under the door, hoping that said crip would get the hint and move on, you're divine

[That_Guy™]

I assume those signs to mean handi-crapper ACCESSIBLE, not RESERVED. They're always my first choice because of the extra room for my fat ass.

[jb]

As long as you weren't doing the ol' Two-Toe-Jig under the door, hoping that said crip would get the hint and move on, you're divine

Right. Then Z & OJ could go after me.


Kills ya I refuse to wear a red or blue jersey, doenst it young G's ?

I defy the label.

[e0y2e3]

Dude, seriously?

You should have locked the restroom door, banged out your duce, then taken a piss on the cripple.

[jb]

Dude, seriously?

You should have locked the restroom door, banged out your duce, then taken a piss on the cripple.

I just pretty much TCB.

It was PIA, so I only need to flush once, too

[e0y2e3]

I'm just hoping TCB doesnt mean Totally Crap Blood.

[Ziner]

As long as you weren't doing the ol' Two-Toe-Jig under the door, hoping that said crip would get the hint and move on, you're divine

Right. Then Z & OJ could go after me.


Kills ya I refuse to wear a red or blue jersey, doenst it young G's ?

I defy the label.

You dont need to wear the jersey, just because you refuse to wear the jersey doesn't mean you aren't on the team. Maybe I am dead wrong, but can you remember a single debate where we were on the same side where YOU held the conservative view besides your Tebow thread which was an easy cheap shot at the far left. Anytime we have agreed it is been I who held the liberal view. Yet you still parade around as a centrist. I could care less if you want to put the jersey on or not, you're sitting on the bench. If it helps you sleep at night thinking you are one thing, when most of your stated views and cheap shots fall right in line with the party line, it is no skin off my ass.

It's funny that you love to paint me as some far right, government hating GOP'er (I guess because bw is gone) and that is even more hysterical as I have been supported the liberal view on stem cells, gay marriage and abortion and am 50/50 on student vouchers. I'd love to hear any issues that big you actually agree with the right on. If they are out there you have sat on them. You can't claim health care, taxes, gov't spending, social spending, or enviroment that I know of so your list is pretty damn short already.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

This thread is dildos.

A serious lack of heavy metal.

Just shit in the regular stalls like a normal human being.

[Orenthal]

Have you ever noticed he always comes in with all guns blazing and attacks you, and your point of view. He called out my post saying I was all about name calling, yet not a single line in my post had any name calling, but his reply was hostile and claimed that I need to realize it was NHB. Quite the oxymoron calling out invisible namecalling, then throwing down NHB smack while drooling invective...

People like JB can't be helped. They just believe they are always right, and in their mind are always coming at it from the rational center ground, even if he always takes on a left leaning POV.

Then agin he liked Lee Van Cleef, so guy can't be all bad...

[Orenthal]

This thread is dildos.

A serious lack of heavy metal.

Just shit in the regular stalls like a normal human being.

Oh, back on topic now...

On this one JB has it dead nuts on. Be a true evil conservative take the HC stall and all comfort it affords...

[Cerebral_DownTime]

This thread is dildos.

A serious lack of heavy metal.

Just shit in the regular stalls like a normal human being.

Oh, back on topic now...

On this one JB has it dead nuts on. Be a true evil conservative take the HC stall and all comfort it affords...

Comfort? It's a public restroom, there's nothing comfortable about it. If I can shit in the regular stall with my knees in my chest, so can every other able bodied person.

[Ziner]

This thread is dildos.

A serious lack of heavy metal.

Just shit in the regular stalls like a normal human being.

Oh, back on topic now...

On this one JB has it dead nuts on. Be a true evil conservative take the HC stall and all comfort it affords...

Comfort? It's a public restroom, there's nothing comfortable about it. If I can shit in the regular stall with my knees in my chest, so can every other able bodied person.

Just keep the door open

[Orenthal]

Given the choice I am taking the larger stall. The point of it being a public restroom only makes my case stronger. Poopin' in a public restroom isn't a leisure sport for me; it is usually done only in those times I am about to crap myself. With something that creates that kind of backdraft I may need the grab bars to support myself.

I don't like to see any group get special treatment. It is why I remain an evil capitalist.

[waborat]

A public restroom is like a beach resort...

Shuffle yourself into a construction porta and hover over some Amish puddin...

Bonus points for summer activity

[FUDU]

Ok, so if I have to take a 2 inpublic, I always camp out in the disabled stall. It is palacial and the cleanest. So for the first time I did my thing..... And a cat in a wheelchair was waiting. Guh.


Do I feel badly?

I call those Cadillac stalls, luxurious, wide open, can really stretch the legs out.

Almost happened to me once, I was walkin out he was rollin in, he didn't see which stall I came out of so I was like phew!

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Curb Your Enthusiasm had a whole episode about this very scenario.

[jb]

This thread is dildos.

A serious lack of heavy metal.

Just shit in the regular stalls like a normal human being.

Oh, back on topic now...

On this one JB has it dead nuts on. Be a true evil conservative take the HC stall and all comfort it affords...

Comfort? It's a public restroom, there's nothing comfortable about it. If I can shit in the regular stall with my knees in my chest, so can every other able bodied person.

The wheelchair stalls are way better. I can't help it. Is what it is. Why leave it empty ?

I love the hotel room for the wheelies, too.

[waborat]

I love the hotel room for the wheelies, too.

All the extra towel racks are a plus

[FUDU]

Story that falls in line with JB's, sort of.

My employer offers facilities for people to shower if need be. The men's shower is right next to the urinals. So you walk into the locker room, take a right, walk around bath room stall type divider to the urinals and pass the shower as you approach the urinals.

Been working here for a number of years now, once in a while I hear somebody using the shower. So I walk in the locker room, make the right turn and POW, there is Big Jim and the twins starin at me. What can you do, regardless of taking group showers in HS etc... you can never avoid the awkwardness when this happens. I mean if there is one thing I do not need in my life, it is to see a fellow male co-worker buck naked.

So now every time I have seen this guy on the premise we just kind of give one of those looks when you raise your eyebrows. It sucks more for him than it does me obviously, but damn, I mean it has to be this way forever now right? No way in hell either of us could ever offer the other guy tickets to a Browns game, or even think about having a beer after work.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I used to love dropping one off a bridge and wiping my ass with a Maple leaf when out vandalizing, stealing and raising hell as a youngin'

[motherscratcher]

I used to love dropping one off a bridge and wiping my ass with a Maple leaf when out vandalizing, stealing and raising hell as a youngin'

you're weird, dude.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I used to love dropping one off a bridge and wiping my ass with a Maple leaf when out vandalizing, stealing and raising hell as a youngin'

you're weird, dude.

Oh yeah