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Unread postby Rat_Tail » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:59 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100204/ap_on_bi_ge/us_heinz_ketchup

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Re: Ketchup

Unread postby Orenthal » Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:10 pm

You'd have to be a window licker to not be able to open a ketchup packet right. How is this going to be any better for those water heads? I can see that lil thing doesn't wanna pull easy, the grease on your fingers causing the tup to slip from your grasp just as the foil was pulling away, causing the whole thing to flip in the air and land entirely on your new slacks...
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Re: Ketchup

Unread postby hebner20 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:24 pm

Orenthal wrote:You'd have to be a window licker to not be able to open a ketchup packet right. How is this going to be any better for those water heads? I can see that lil thing doesn't wanna pull easy, the grease on your fingers causing the tup to slip from your grasp just as the foil was pulling away, causing the whole thing to flip in the air and land entirely on your new slacks...



Slacks? Dude...
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Re: Ketchup

Unread postby WarAdmiral » Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:03 am

Hunts>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Heinz. Fuck Pissburgh.
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Re: Ketchup

Unread postby Orenthal » Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:17 am

hebner20 wrote:
Orenthal wrote:You'd have to be a window licker to not be able to open a ketchup packet right. How is this going to be any better for those water heads? I can see that lil thing doesn't wanna pull easy, the grease on your fingers causing the tup to slip from your grasp just as the foil was pulling away, causing the whole thing to flip in the air and land entirely on your new slacks...



Slacks? Dude...


Trousers better for you? I got ketchup onmeh pants, skeeter... hu hu... I figured people who refer to their clothes in the most common term wouldn't be worried about them being stained. Considering they are probably unkempt anyway.
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Re: Ketchup

Unread postby hebner20 » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:23 pm

Orenthal wrote:
hebner20 wrote:
Orenthal wrote:You'd have to be a window licker to not be able to open a ketchup packet right. How is this going to be any better for those water heads? I can see that lil thing doesn't wanna pull easy, the grease on your fingers causing the tup to slip from your grasp just as the foil was pulling away, causing the whole thing to flip in the air and land entirely on your new slacks...



Slacks? Dude...


Trousers better for you? I got ketchup onmeh pants, skeeter... hu hu... I figured people who refer to their clothes in the most common term wouldn't be worried about them being stained. Considering they are probably unkempt anyway.


OK I got it. Slacks in the sense of nice pair of new dress pants vs. grubby old jeans. Funny how subtleties of the English language are misconstrued on these types of forum emails etc.

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Re: Ketchup

Unread postby motherscratcher » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:25 pm

Slacks on the ground. Slacks on the ground...

I don't think it's as much a matter of difficulty opening the packets. I think its the fact that you needed to open abou14 of them for a regular fry.

Plus, you can squeeze it OR dip in it. It's multifunctional. It's progress, people. Brave new world.

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Re: Ketchup

Unread postby Orenthal » Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:34 pm

hebner20 wrote:
Orenthal wrote:
hebner20 wrote:
Orenthal wrote:You'd have to be a window licker to not be able to open a ketchup packet right. How is this going to be any better for those water heads? I can see that lil thing doesn't wanna pull easy, the grease on your fingers causing the tup to slip from your grasp just as the foil was pulling away, causing the whole thing to flip in the air and land entirely on your new slacks...



Slacks? Dude...


Trousers better for you? I got ketchup onmeh pants, skeeter... hu hu... I figured people who refer to their clothes in the most common term wouldn't be worried about them being stained. Considering they are probably unkempt anyway.


OK I got it. Slacks in the sense of nice pair of new dress pants vs. grubby old jeans. Funny how subtleties of the English language are misconstrued on these types of forum emails etc.

Sorry for busting on you.


Sounds fair. Someone has to up the level of elitism on this forum. :twisted:
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Re: Ketchup

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:27 pm

A thread that started about ketchup then because about different things to call pants.... I neeed more alcohol in my system.
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Re: Ketchup

Unread postby Orenthal » Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:22 pm

Seems you have enough right now with how easy that sentence was to read...
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Re: Ketchup

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:21 pm

Orenthal wrote:Seems you have enough right now with how easy that sentence was to read...


Yeah........ I,m blitzed.
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Re: Ketchup

Unread postby FUDU » Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:25 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Orenthal wrote:Seems you have enough right now with how easy that sentence was to read...


Yeah........ I,m blitzed.


LOL, you seem more like you're sacked IMO.

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