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by Lubber » Sun Dec 20, 2009 6:40 pm
by Guest » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:08 pm
by e0y2e3 » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:10 pm

by jb » Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:34 pm
by Triple-S » Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:42 pm
Fired the single most prolific coach in football history, Paul Brown, for refusing to play a man dying from lukemia only two years into his ownership of the team.
If it was about the trade, who the hell was Modell to question it? Brown was a 6% team owner, too.
If it was about not playing Davis, well he died a year after being diagnosed and Modell is a bastard.
Drove arguably the greatest running back of all time, Jim Brown, out of town and into retirement at only 29 years of age
Because he wanted to come late to training camp. Great trade off, Art.
World's largest hypocrite
Brooklyn Dodger fan who "felt saddened and betrayed" when the team left in 1958
Criticized the Raiders move to LA in 1982
Criticized Robert Irsay for moving the Colts in 1984
Lied to a city and stole its team in 1996
Incredibly, claims he was "losing money" owning a NFL franchise in the 1990s in a city with the most loyal fan base in the NFL [1]
VOLUNTARILY PASSED on the Gateway project and then cited his lack of a new stadium as a reason for the move.
Moved during the day not in the middle of the night which eliminates any possibility of it being betrayal
Initially wanted to steal the team history, too, until fans and public pressure from both Cleveland AND Baltimore convinced him to leave it.
Hasn't visited Cleveland since 1996 and won't until after he dies if he knows what's good for him
Will never, ever make it into the Hall of Fame because the drive from Cleveland to Canton is short enough that there's still plenty of gas left in the tank to torch the entire fucking building
Seriously, no way in hell
When asked why he didn't just sell the franchise, claimed he wanted to leave it to his family
Then sold the franchise years later in Baltimore, to someone not in his family
Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.

by Triple-S » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:00 pm
Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.

by Lubber » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:10 pm
by Triple-S » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:12 pm
Lubber wrote: Secondly, the headquarters of your company (lets call it the City of Cleveland) is shelling out all kinds of money and new buildings to your peers around town (Jacobs Fields, Gund Arena, Science Center, Rock N Roll Hall of Fame).
Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.

by Lubber » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:14 pm
e0y2e3 wrote:You gotta admit though Mitch, hiding this post here was somewhat clever.
Just enough to get the masses riled but not obvious enough trolling to get the insta-lock.
And all the trolls give lubs a golf-clap.
by Guest » Sun Dec 20, 2009 11:21 pm
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