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Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby stonepm » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:09 pm

inspired by Peeker (and since I didn't want to hijack his thread)...

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/355838/BBCNEWSWorldLionMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm


and...

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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby jb » Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:51 pm

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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:36 pm

I love you both.

There. I said it.
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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:38 am

I knew a dude that kept a midget log, which is exactly what it sounds like.
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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby stonepm » Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:38 am

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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby stonepm » Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:41 am

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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:02 pm

Monkeys and instruments made for great tv way back when...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VxO2AUhH9o&feature=related[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RCZbvGpQBA&feature=related[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWAltDukbaU&feature=related[/youtube]
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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby exiledbuckeye » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:24 pm

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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:29 pm

Priceless.

Danger lurks everywhere for those little heros.

Especially if you subject yourself to thousands of screaming people, trampolines and nearby hippos when you're not even 3 feet tall.

Hippo probably still needed to be fed three hours later. Especially if the midget was chinese.


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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby rebelwithoutaclue » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:55 pm

The best part of this thread of endless awesomeness is the advertisements for the MWF, the Micro-Wrestling Federation, at the bottom of the page.
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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:51 pm

exiledbuckeye wrote:Image


This is just plain stupid. When a hippo opens his mouth, the last thing you want to do is jump in. What you want to do is jack him square in the face to stun him and then go to work on the body.

Everyone knows that.
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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:07 pm

Motherscratcher wrote:
exiledbuckeye wrote:Image


This is just plain stupid. When a hippo opens his mouth, the last thing you want to do is jump in. What you want to do is jack him square in the face to stun him and then go to work on the body.

Everyone knows that.



It was destined to happen like that.

A dwarf named Od never really had a chance.

Poor guy saw a trampoline as his means to be at eye level with people and it led to his untimely yet unavoidable death.

As an aside, it must be terribly difficult to raise kids in Bangkok. That place is Tijuana on roids. Sex rings, midget-eating hippos.... Christ. Quite a gauntlet to run if you're interested in a simple associates degree and a customer service job with the phone company.
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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby stonepm » Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:23 pm

this is funny in a "Borat" sorta way. If it offends you, I'm sorry...

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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby stonepm » Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:56 pm

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Re: Monkeys and midgets...

Unread postby dem425 » Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:06 pm

Midget and fart jokes, movies with boobs and monsters, peas and carrots.............

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