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For everyone else, Here's some facts to get you started on your Chuck Norris obsession:
1. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
3. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
4. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
5. A Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.