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New Golf Terms

Unread postby Guest » Wed May 06, 2009 7:20 pm

Some of you may have seen this going around the Internet...but I had to share anyway.


1. A “Paris Hilton,” an expensive hole
2. A “James Joyce,” an impossible read
3. A “Rock Hudson,” looked straight, but wasn’t
4. A “Cuban,” needed one more revolution
5. An “Elton John,” a big bender that lips the rim
6. A “Lou Gehrig,” a dead Yank
7. A “German,” a hookenfucker
8. An “Adolf Hitler,” two shots in the bunker
9. A “Saddam Hussein,” from one bunker straight into another bunker
10. A “Yasser Arafat,” ugly and in the sand
11. A “Kate Winslett,” a little fat but otherwise perfect
12. A “JFK, Jr.,” didn’t make it over the water
14. A “Rodney King,” over -clubbed
15. An ” O.J. Simpson,” got away with it
16. A “Princess Grace,” should have taken a driver
17. A “Princess Di,” shouldn’t have taken a driver
18. A “George W.,” steadily fading
19. A “Condom,” safe, but didn’t feel very good
21. A “Brazilian,” shaved the hole
22. A “Rush Limbaugh,” too far to the right
23. A “Nancy Pelosi,” too far to the left

Note: I used "it was a JFK, Jr. last week on the course. I thought my golf buddies were going to hyperventilate.
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Re: New Golf Terms

Unread postby 4thQtrGlory » Thu May 07, 2009 8:00 pm

That Princess Di one is terrible. Just classless. The rest of the list is pretty funny.
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Re: New Golf Terms

Unread postby MartyM » Mon May 11, 2009 10:32 pm

The Lou Gehrig hits too close to home for me (lost my dad to Lou Gehrig's Disease). Got any other dead Yanks that can be subbed instead?
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Re: New Golf Terms

Unread postby Guest » Thu May 28, 2009 8:59 am

MartyM wrote:The Lou Gehrig hits too close to home for me (lost my dad to Lou Gehrig's Disease). Got any other dead Yanks that can be subbed instead?


Out of all of those that were listed, I had only used one variation before.

For years, I always called my "dead Yanks" a "Thurman Munson". Although I think you could probably use "Cory Lidle" now.
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