Barry Bonds is not going to play in the World Baseball Classic. He is afraid he is going to get hurt, which would not be fair to his teammates and the Giants organization. Here are some other things Barry should avoid so he can, in the immortal words of Peyton Manning, "be a good teammate".
1. Cross the street without looking both ways.
2. Pedro Gomez
3. Shower...that floor can get pretty slippery.
4. Break a mirror
5. Open an umbrella indoors.
6. Go hunting with Jeff Kent
7. Tug on Superman's cape
8. Inject himself with human growth hormone
9. Rub on the "clear"
10. Get out of bed.