Cleveland Indians & MLB

by **OldDawg** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:45 pm

I can't believe the post game talk after their sucky performance...

by **Dozen** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:44 am

(sorry pipes) :hide:

by **OldDawg** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:52 pm

Most separated at births are visual.
This is an audio separated at birth.

What are the odds that the two pro-bowl receivers from the Browns have actually been separated at birth????? Hard to imagine.
It turns out that Braylon Edwards utters the same thing to himself on every pass thrown to him that Kellen Winslow utters every time he gets on a motorcycle..........

"LOOK, MA, NO HANDS!!!"

by **CharacterIV** » Wed Nov 05, 2008 5:57 pm

OldDawg, that's totally raw. And brilliant.

This 'nanner's for you.

:nanner:

by **Erie Warrior** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:35 pm

by **Spin** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:17 pm

Two lame ducks

by **Erie Warrior** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 7:23 pm

Spectacular.

by **OldDawg** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:05 pm

CharacterIV wrote:

OldDawg, that's totally raw. And brilliant.

This 'nanner's for you.

Hey C4. Thanks for the props and the 'nanner.
I thought that audio presentation of BE's Separated at Birth referencing his pass-catching abilities was a bit more tasteful than, say...

THIS...

OR THIS...

So I stuck with the audio version.

by **hornet84** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:03 am

Brandon.jpgtoast.jpg

by **CharacterIV** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:01 am

OldDawg: true, the audio is more tasteful, but the visual is also quite fitting.

hornet84: Correct. We also would have accepted a picture of a rented mule.

by **OldDawg** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:52 am

CharacterIV wrote:hornet84: Correct. We also would have accepted a picture of a rented mule.

I had a visual of the comic character Beetle Bailey after he got beat up by Sarge. You know, a pile of body parts scrambled up in a mess. However, burnt toast is certainly quite appropriate. What does toast look like after it gets burnt over and over??

by **Larvell Blanks** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:44 am

What does toast look like after it gets burnt over and over??

by **OldDawg** » Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:35 pm

Two years in a row!!! Great job, men!

by **OldDawg** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:54 am

Not current, but appropriate as we start a new NBA season. Changing his stripes???

by **OldDawg** » Sun Nov 23, 2008 3:02 am

by **OldDawg** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:44 am

Taking auditions for the remake of the original "The Wizard of Oz"

Braylon Edwards - the Tin Man. Oh yeah, and you have to blow your top.

Brandon McDonald - the Lion.

Romeo Crennel - the scarecrow.

No heart, no courage, no..........., well, you know.

by **OldDawg** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:51 am

Oh, I almost forgot...

And our linebacker crew...

as the munchkins...

by **StewieG** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:01 am

So does that mean Phil Savage is the Wizard, the man behind the curtain?

by **Steve Buffum** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:06 am

No, he is a fungus.

by **OldDawg** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:50 pm

Steve Buffum wrote:No, he is a fungus.

..............?

by **Steve Buffum** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:56 pm

The one on the left is more intense, but the one on the right has more staying power. Call it a draw.

A ringworm is neither a ring nor a worm. It is a fungus.
Phil Savage is neither a wizard nor a man behind a curtain. He, too, is a fungus.

by **redneckofsc** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:16 pm

If a crap took a crap, then ate that crap, then vomitted that crap up, then that vomit crapped, the result is Phil Savage.

by **OldDawg** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:58 am

Happy Thanksgiving! Hope your turkey was well-stuffed!

by **pup** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 1:38 am

by **CharacterIV** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:38 am

That Phil photo is among the creepiest things I have ever seen. It's a mutated hybrid of "deer in the headlights" and "psycho-serial-killer."

I was trying to sort it out for at least a full minute, but it just creeped me out way too much.

by **Rusty** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:33 am

Nicely done, Pup. :clap:

by **The Tribe Zone** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:32 am

Rusty wrote:Nicely done, Pup.

I'll second that.......

by **hornet84** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 12:44 pm

Pup wrote:

Phil would have been better served if he would have kept those lips sealed tight. He tends to get in to trouble when he speaks. Of course he doesn't do himself any favors when he types.

I think the picture posted was taken as Phil was deciding whether or not to call K2 in the hospital.

Poor opie. No matter what he does, it seems to turn out badly :gah:

by **OldDawg** » Fri Nov 28, 2008 5:13 pm

Did any of you guys note the "Cleveland Clinic" logos on the backdrop??? Boy, if that isn't ironic. All the grief and hardship caused by the cleveland clinic staff(ph)... And there's our boy Phil sitting right there advertising them... Where's K2 at that podium??

by **Hoover** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 8:52 pm

by **BSchultz17** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:35 pm

Here's a seperated at birth...

by **BSchultz17** » Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:39 pm

Another... Mike Leach, Texas Tech head coach and Don Vito

by **Ziner** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:39 am

by **carnegie44115** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:59 am

Ziner wrote:

Where do you come up with that?

How about images of Hot Rod and Obama?

by **Stu** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:06 am

OldDawg wrote:Did any of you guys note the "Cleveland Clinic" logos on the backdrop??? Boy, if that isn't ironic. All the grief and hardship caused by the cleveland clinic staff(ph)... And there's our boy Phil sitting right there advertising them... Where's K2 at that podium??

It's not the Clinic thats the source, otherwise you'd have the Tribe and Cavaliers dealing with the same problem.

by **Ziner** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:18 pm

carnegie44115 wrote:
Where do you come up with that?

You dont see it? Last night I was watching the show and she kept reminding me of someone and then it came. Get rid of the hair and she could be a Manning brother... check that, just comb the hair differently

by **redneckofsc** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:27 pm

So is the person on the right a man or woman?

by **idoctribefan** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:54 pm

Its name is Rachel Maddow. But the answer to your question is "I don't know"

by **carnegie44115** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:56 pm

Ziner wrote:
carnegie44115 wrote:
Where do you come up with that?

You dont see it? Last night I was watching the show and she kept reminding me of someone and then it came. Get rid of the hair and she could be a Manning brother... check that, just comb the hair differently

Ok I see that, but my question was just more because I distaste that woman or whatever it is.

by **Hi Oktane** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:22 am

by **tribefan333** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:15 pm

Lokais wrote:How about:

Going through this thread I saw this little gem....

Cy Young, anyone? :git:

by **OldDawg** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 7:00 pm

by **redneckofsc** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:10 pm

idoctribefan wrote:I can't believe I didn't know this thread was on here. I can't help myself......

So is Lofton supposed to be Mr. Miyagi or Daniel Son

by **idoctribefan** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:35 am

I tried to find a picture of Shelton and Franklin Gutierrez but it was not to be.

Shelton is Miyagi. Our offense (and Gutierrez) was terrible early last season.

by **Damage** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:21 pm

by **OldDawg** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:31 am

..............."I get no respect"..............................................."I'm unappreciated"

by **CharacterIV** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:18 am

OldDawg: comparing Rodney Dangerfield (eternally awesome) to Braylon Edwards (in just about everybody's doghouse right now) is nigh unto blasphemy. You are pardoned based on your otherwise exemplary track record.

by **OldDawg** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:38 pm

CharacterIV wrote:OldDawg: comparing Rodney Dangerfield (eternally awesome) to Braylon Edwards (in just about everybody's doghouse right now) is nigh unto blasphemy. You are pardoned based on your otherwise exemplary track record.

Please forgive me for I know not what I do.
It is only to point out the BE himself has attempted to liken himself with Mr. Dangerfield in his feeble attempt to declare that he gets no respect. I myself, would never consider the comparison, I humbly submit.

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