Dear Mr. Fergus

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THANK YOU for the pre-draft football rankings of position players you published on TCF this season.

I've been in the same 8 person league for 13 years, and let's just say that my play has inspired the league has renamed it's "Sh*t Bowl" playoffs for the bottom four teams after me. This year, I brought your rankings to the draft and deferred to them on close call picks. And now, I AM KILLING. Kismet? Coincidence? Blind luck? I don't think so.

Gracias.

[Bob Fergus]

I hope you know that since you sighted my expert advice for your success that you are legally binded by Ohio State law pertaining to fantasy football winninngs to paying to the charity of your choosing the sum of (holding pinkie to my mouth ALA Dr. Evil)

ONE DOLLAR!

I'm glad I could provide assistance and plan to update the fantasy rankings in the off-season and then see how badly I did.

Post script: For anyone who followed my expert advice and lost money by odd coincidence Ohio State law states that you pay the charity of your choosing two dollars.