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Party of the Year: Browns/Steelers (Videos added)

Unread postby swerb » Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:11 pm

Sweet Mother of Mary.

Just ironing out the final details of our tailgate for the Browns/Steelers game week two in the Muni Lot. This thing is going to be off the hook, and I almost feel bad using the "Mother of all Tailgates" moniker for our previous installments last year.

Cause this is gonna be the true Mother.

Disclaimer - Still more details to come, including price, which will be somewhere between $40 and $50 a person, but will be an all inclusive price.

Browns/Steelers - Week Two - Sunday, September 14th - 8:30 PM Game Time

Party starts at 8 AM in the Muni Lot. The B Lot, or the lot closer to the Stadium. Near the RTA waterfront line, on the side of the lot farthest from the freeway. It's right about halfway into that half of the Muni. Just get within 100 yards or so of us and you cannot miss it.

You need to bring nothing but yourself. Everything is provided. Alcohol, beer, non alcoholic drinks, a staggering array of professionally catered food from Chefs 4 Hire.

Let's start with the food ...

Noon - Pittsburgh Style Cheesesteaks. They soak the meat in aujus, then grill it, and serve it on robust sub rolls with onions, mushrooms, and melted cheddar.

2 PM - Wings, courtesy of The Wright Place in Willoughby.

5:45 - Full clam bake.

~New England clam chowder
~One dozen middleneck clams per person
~8 oz sirloin steaks
~sweet corn on the cob
~redskin potatoes
~clam broth & drawn butter
~assorted dinner rolls and butter
~warm apple crisp for dessert


Also, and it goes without saying, we will have an arsenal of beer and liquor. With professional bartenders working the event. This year we are also adding a vodka bar, with four different types of premium vodka and all applicable mixers. We will also have jello shots and some other foo foo stuff for Pup and the ladies. Part of the per person charge goes towards bartenders, and security that we will be bringing in just for our event.

The tailgate will also feature a live band, playing classic rock from 2-7 PM. They will play five 45 minute sets with 15 min breaks in between.

And yes, this will all take place in the Muni Lot. I know it's kinda hard to envision for those that didn't make it out last year. While the normal tailgaters will pay for one or two parking spots to set up, we buy about 25 of them, which is also included in the per person charge. $20 a spot, so it's a significant expense. The band alone takes up 5-6 spots. The RV and catering setup, another 6-7. The RV is huge, and has four bathrooms inside. Three mens and one womens. Reserved for just members of our tailgate.

We'll likely bring 75-100 (had 50 people each for the two we did last year), Lake Erie Browns Backers will bring another 75-100. And what ends up happening is several hundred, if not thousands of people end up kind of hovering around our party, especially when the band starts playing. That tends to horrify onlookers. Our peeps get wristbands so we know who is in on the food and alcohol.

You do not have to have tickets for the game to attend. Many who attend these go to a bar or back home for the games. We'll be tossing the football around, will likely do a cornhole tournament, and we do all kinds of raffles, giveaways, and contests.

Lastly, despite the fact the game does not start until 8:30 PM, both halves of the Muni Lot are likely to be filled by 10:00 AM. We're still toying with the idea of chartering a bus to pick people up at specific point and bring them to the tailgate at 12, 2:30, and 5:00 .. but it's looking cost-prohibitive. But there is a simple alternative for those of you who want to attend, but won't be there by 10 AM:

~Park at Tower City
~Take the RTA Waterfront line from Tower City, right to the Muni Lot
~After the game, take the train right outside the Stadium (West 3rd) westbound a couple exits back to Tower City. Trains will be running all night after the game.

As always, we need a head count, and you can just bring your money that day. Let me know in here if you plan on attending.

Also, keep an eye on this thread for additional details. I will post them in there as they come to me.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:59 pm

Jesus Rich. Last year wasn't good enough?

A vodka bar?

You gonna bring up a few Miami residents to roll hand-made cigars?

Last year there was a choice of clams or steak (different color wrist bands). Just wanted to make that clear unless everyone gets everything this year.

The big question: Is The General travelling north for this one?

BTW, anyone enlisting my services in the corn hole tourney is a guaranteed co-champ. :P :-P :razz:

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Unread postby waborat » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:22 pm

Pretty sweet Swerb

Looking forward to it!!!!
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Unread postby mistero » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:40 pm

Count me in for 2...although that may escalate.
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Unread postby Hi Oktane » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:49 pm

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Unread postby swerb » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:56 pm

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Unread postby swerb » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:59 pm

Peeker643 wrote:Jesus Rich. Last year wasn't good enough?

A vodka bar?

You gonna bring up a few Miami residents to roll hand-made cigars?

Last year there was a choice of clams or steak (different color wrist bands). Just wanted to make that clear unless everyone gets everything this year.

The big question: Is The General travelling north for this one?

Peeker, that's a helluva idea on the cigars. I'm legitimately going to look into that.

And you are correct, steak or clams, plus everything else listed.

And The General is coming up from Fla. That is already confirmed.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:10 pm

Swerb wrote:
Peeker643 wrote:Jesus Rich. Last year wasn't good enough?

A vodka bar?

You gonna bring up a few Miami residents to roll hand-made cigars?

Last year there was a choice of clams or steak (different color wrist bands). Just wanted to make that clear unless everyone gets everything this year.

The big question: Is The General travelling north for this one?

Peeker, that's a helluva idea on the cigars. I'm legitimately going to look into that.

And you are correct, steak or clams, plus everything else listed.

And The General is coming up from Fla. That is already confirmed.


If the guys that roll 'em fresh aren't available, check out cigarbid.com

I used to get all my stuff there. Haven't in a while because I have enough potentially deadly/unhealthy habits.
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Unread postby osucrazy18 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:28 pm

damn . . . . . just . . . .damn, count me in for at least 3, willll i be able to sneak a beer out, (only 19) lol sorry, but ya either way mark me down for at least 3.
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Unread postby mistero » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:39 pm

Side question...
Who in the hell can tailgate for 10 hours?

I'm got about 3 hours of tailgating in me before I'm reduced to a stumblin' fool.

Never learned how to pace myself.
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Unread postby ThisIsNat » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:44 pm

Who can tailgate for 10 hours? Parrotheads, Nascar fans, and BROWNS FANS!!! I would love to be there, gonna see if I can get Monday off for the 500 mile drive home with a hangover that won't matter 'cause we'll have just kicked Shittsburgh's ass!!
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Unread postby leadpipe » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:36 pm

The Lead Man is IN. His weekend looks like this;

Saturday A.M., He'll be pickin' em up and puttin' em down at the Race for the Cure downtown.

Saturday Mid Day and Evening, he'll be SSSSWWWWEEEEPPPPIIIINGG the college football board.

Then Sunday, the tailgate. Beautiful.

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Unread postby hermanfontenot » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:46 pm

In. Probably my brother too.
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Unread postby swerb » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:02 pm

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Unread postby FUDU » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:12 pm

Peeker643 wrote:
Swerb wrote:
Peeker643 wrote:Jesus Rich. Last year wasn't good enough?

A vodka bar?

You gonna bring up a few Miami residents to roll hand-made cigars?

Last year there was a choice of clams or steak (different color wrist bands). Just wanted to make that clear unless everyone gets everything this year.

The big question: Is The General travelling north for this one?

Peeker, that's a helluva idea on the cigars. I'm legitimately going to look into that.

And you are correct, steak or clams, plus everything else listed.

And The General is coming up from Fla. That is already confirmed.


If the guys that roll 'em fresh aren't available, check out cigarbid.com

I used to get all my stuff there. Haven't in a while because I have enough potentially deadly/unhealthy habits.


Rich you haven't been watching too much Seinfeld lately have you? Hate to see you wind up with a bunch of Cuban refugees working in some kitchen when this is all said and done.

I am hoping to make it.
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Unread postby swerb » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:15 pm

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Unread postby FUDU » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:24 pm

I knew you were good for it.

Screw TBS from now on, I'll just find you in here.
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Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:39 pm

Tailgate sounds awesome, count me in.... but sadly in spirit only. I'll be looking forward to checking out the evidence, errrr, pics from the monumental event. It sounds like it'll be a blast.

Drink a few for me fellas, and if there's anyway I can be there live via satellite then we'll hook it up. I'll be the Sal Paolantonio of the TCF Tailgate.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:44 pm

Bayou Tribe wrote:Tailgate sounds awesome, count me in.... but sadly in spirit only. I'll be looking forward to checking out the evidence, errrr, pics from the monumental event. It sounds like it'll be a blast.

Drink a few for me fellas, and if there's anyway I can be there live via satellite then we'll hook it up. I'll be the Sal Paolantonio of the TCF Tailgate.


No cameras. Everyone's avatar would look like JB's. :lol:
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Unread postby 4thQtrGlory » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:46 pm

Well, i just blew my load. This is going to be the party of all parties. Put me down for two (fiance and I).
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Unread postby jb » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:49 pm

mistero wrote:Side question...
Who in the hell can tailgate for 10 hours?



Like, all at one time, or with 3 pass outs & rallies included ?

Vodka bar is really unnecesarry.

Does this package include bail bonds?

There a big screen for the game in Muni in case ducats are lacking?

Because THIS YEAR is gonna be different.

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Unread postby consigliere » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:47 pm

I'm in for two.

And I second JB's request for the possibility of a big screen TV hookup to at least have the 1pm and 4pm games on.
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Unread postby OldDawg » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:48 pm

Anyone selling a couple of tickets for that game?? Fat chance but, PM if you are.
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Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:24 am

Consigliere wrote:I'm in for two.

And I second JB's request for the possibility of a big screen TV hookup to at least have the 1pm and 4pm games on.


You want the satellite hookup too? Maybe NFL Ticket? Should the Big Screen be behind the vodka bar, near the band or behind the hand-rolled cigar guys?
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Unread postby General » Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:41 am

A tailgate of this magnitude needs two things...

1. A hookers tent to keep the steam valves clear.

2. A fully staffed medical tent, preferably not the Clinic.
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Unread postby neoleo » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:02 am

Chances are pretty high that I'll be there Swerb. Seeing as this is my brother's 30th BDay, we may have a few more to bring along. Is there a limit?
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Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:00 am

No cameras. Everyone's avatar would look like JB's


Good call, either that or it would be a Gary Busey mugshot look-a-like album.
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Unread postby swerb » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:56 am

NEOLeo wrote:Chances are pretty high that I'll be there Swerb. Seeing as this is my brother's 30th BDay, we may have a few more to bring along. Is there a limit?

I don't forsee a limit. I mentioned the chance of us bringing over a hundo, and my boy didn't even flinch. I will double check though. You confirm now though, you're locked in. I'll put you down for four until I hear otherwise.
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Unread postby swerb » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:01 am

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13. " "
14. " "
15. Stan Foraker & 2 buds
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17. " "
18. Jeff Kolenic & a friend
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22. " "
23. " "
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Unread postby 4thQtrGlory » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:12 am

TVs at the party would be very sweet....
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Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:31 am

Rich- You made an obvious error on #27. A typo or something. If you or JB could fix that it would make the thread a lot easier to read. :lol:
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Unread postby diminishingskills » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:36 am

Count me in.
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Unread postby swerb » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:45 am

DiminishingSkills wrote:Count me in.

That's what I'm talkin' bout. Great news Hnat.
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Unread postby diminishingskills » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:07 pm

That's what I'm talkin' bout. Great news Hnat.


The only issue was getting somebody to watch the kids. I suppose I could bring them, but I fear that would be permanently scarring, in a "Two Girls, One Cup" kind of way.

And let me add my voice to those wanting a TV or three. Gotta have a way to check out the 1 PM and 4 PM action.
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Unread postby swerb » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:09 pm

I won't let my kids within a 10 mile radius of these tailgates till they're at least 16.
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Unread postby General » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:36 pm

Swerb wrote:I won't let my kids within a 10 mile radius of these tailgates till they're at least 16.


These things scare me so much that I had a vasectomy twenty years ago to ensure that no offspring of mine would witness the out and out debauchery :lol:

I wouldn't miss this for my own funeral.

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Unread postby swerb » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:00 pm

General wrote:
Swerb wrote:I won't let my kids within a 10 mile radius of these tailgates till they're at least 16.


These things scare me so much that I had a vasectomy twenty years ago to ensure that no offspring of mine would witness the out and out debauchery :lol:

I wouldn't miss this for my own funeral.

I AM FRIGGIN PUMPED!!!!!!!

You bringing the rest of the Florida posse this year Dean?
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Unread postby osucrazy18 » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:06 pm

DiminishingSkills wrote:
That's what I'm talkin' bout. Great news Hnat.


The only issue was getting somebody to watch the kids. I suppose I could bring them, but I fear that would be permanently scarring, in a "Two Girls, One Cup" kind of way.

And let me add my voice to those wanting a TV or three. Gotta have a way to check out the 1 PM and 4 PM action.



did this guy just suggest a two girls one cup tent. that would obviously be for JB's girlfriend
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Unread postby General » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:35 pm

Swerb wrote:
General wrote:
Swerb wrote:I won't let my kids within a 10 mile radius of these tailgates till they're at least 16.


These things scare me so much that I had a vasectomy twenty years ago to ensure that no offspring of mine would witness the out and out debauchery :lol:

I wouldn't miss this for my own funeral.

I AM FRIGGIN PUMPED!!!!!!!

You bringing the rest of the Florida posse this year Dean?


They are a strong probable plus some homegrown knuckleheads. Sort of a mixing of empires.
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Unread postby Apex777 » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:59 pm

you mentioned live entertainment, who is the band?
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Unread postby swerb » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:03 pm

Apex777 wrote:you mentioned live entertainment, who is the band?

Should know that this weekend Apex.
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Unread postby 4thQtrGlory » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:32 pm

this party is the only thing i thought about all day....
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Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 01, 2008 9:57 am

Peeker643 wrote:Rich- You made an obvious error on #27. A typo or something. If you or JB could fix that it would make the thread a lot easier to read. :lol:


Now you just changed it 28. That ain't my idea of fixing the problem sir.
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Unread postby Hi Oktane » Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:46 pm

Apex777 wrote:you mentioned live entertainment, who is the band?


The way this thing is blowing up, my guess is the Foo Fighters.
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Unread postby swerb » Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:09 pm

Hi Oktane wrote:
Apex777 wrote:you mentioned live entertainment, who is the band?


The way this thing is blowing up, my guess is the Foo Fighters.

Foo Fighters wanted to play the tailgate, but they travel with their own strippers and hand rolled cigar guy, and we've already got commitments out there in those areas. A big mess. Trying to land Springsteen as the fall back.
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Unread postby Apex777 » Fri Aug 01, 2008 5:35 pm

Trying to land Springsteen as the fall back.

IF that were possible, it wouldn't be the mother of all tailgates, it would be THE tailgate party of the 21st century. . . :lol:
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:19 pm

Wow, just wow. I'm gonna have to make the journey back for at least one of these. Way to go Swerb...
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Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 01, 2008 7:57 pm

I just met JB's Steeler-fan lady (see #27/28 above) this afternoon at the GLB (thank you Swerb and good to meet Mitch and see Nick again as well).

Not only does JB's lady have a full set of teeth and eat with a fork, but she has a vocabulary that puts most of ours to shame and she's attractive and engaging as well.

So you'll understand why I'm deeply confused.

I still think there's a Felix-Oscar thing here, but I'm now down with allowing her to partake in the festivities. You'll hear no more complaints from me on that front.

She appears to be quite intelligent. We just might be able to save her from that Steeler fandom thing yet.
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Unread postby swerb » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:21 pm

Yeah, JB's girlfriend is ultra-cool.

Good times at Great Lakes Brewery and the Stadium tonight fellas.
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