Britney Spears

[General]

Is this goof the height of trailer trash or what? What is the over/under for her "Anna Nicole Smith" act.

[swerb]

Who would have ever thought KFed would become "the responsible parent".

The one to really feel bad for here is the child involved.

[General]

You know if you try to buy a house and apply for a mortgage loan you sign about 800 papers and they poke around up your ass with two hands and a flashlight, yet anyone can spend a few minutes (depending on stamina and other factors) and conceive a child. This event goes largely unsupervised and you are correct, the tragedy is that these kids didn't ask to be born to these two morons, sorry to say it was just their fate.

[General]

PS...don't forget the photos of her snapper when she got out of that car with the other denizen of humanity, Paris Hilton. That thing looked like an old catchers mitt I have in the garage.

[consigliere]

Over/under on how many years (or months) until Britney appears nude in Penhouse or Playboy? I'd say 2 years. She is heading for bankruptcy, and will need to make a quick buck down the line.

Amazing how fast she fell. And how hard. TO think her and Christina were once rivals.

[Guest]

She is loaded, made many good business moves, so I don't see that happening.
She was the sexiest chick in my eyes just a short while back.
Unreal that she is bald.
What a whacko

[mswerb]

Another waste, I don't understand all of these retards who make millions and flush themselves away. I feel bad for the children she has who are in the middle of this.

[Dozen]