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Everyone Needs A Laugh - Stupid 911 Calls

Unread postby jfiling » Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:25 pm

Also, people just being idiots with the cops. I enjoyed it.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SFpZlKBvY8[/youtube]
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Unread postby Stu » Sat Sep 13, 2008 2:41 pm

the police chase had me :lol:
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Unread postby davemanddd » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:59 pm

i swear the funniest 911 call i've ever heard was the one where this guy hit a deer and thinking the deer was dead, he put it in the backseat of his car and tried to take it home to either eat it or stuff it, whatever. anyway, it turns out the deer wasn't dead, just knocked out and when it came to, it kicked him and bit him on the back of the neck and then started destroying the inside of the car as it tried to get out. the man then went to the closest phone booth and called 911 and called for a "bambalance" and the thing he kept saying was "i'm standing here in the mother-f'in phone booth and the mother-f'in deer bit me on the back of my mother-f'in neck. now he's tearing up my mother-f'in car and somebody needs to send me a mother-f'in bambalance". funny stuff.
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Unread postby davemanddd » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:03 pm

there was another one where this one guy called in about his wife having an allergic reaction and passing out and the 911 operator asked him for his address and he said "123 eucalyptus street" and the 911 operator asked him to spell it and the guy says "how about if i just drag her down to oak street". hee-hee!!!
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Unread postby Mr. MacPhisto » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:00 pm

The police chase is brilliant and I love the lady who was locked inside her car and hyperventilating because of it.

My faith in humanity is hereby shaken just a little bit, though it was worth it because of the laughs. Just like the annual Darwin Awards.
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Unread postby Ziner » Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:41 pm

Here is the best 911 call of all time

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9WiX-Bu5GA&mode=related&search=[/youtube]
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Unread postby projectmayhem » Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:31 am

Ziner wrote:Here is the best 911 call of all time

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9WiX-Bu5GA&mode=related&search=[/youtube]


forgive. :P
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