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#1 public health problem in America today

Unread postby WarAdmiral » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:11 pm

I will probably go to hell for it, but I have to share this.


http://www.truechristian.com/masturbation.html
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Unread postby Bill the Butcher » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:30 pm

Hahahahaha.

Gotta love religion.
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Unread postby Ziner » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:49 pm

That is a joke. It has to be. No group, religious or not is that dumb.

Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Christianity proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

Damn, I was wondering why I forgot to be sad about not being able to read.
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Unread postby Bill the Butcher » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:56 pm

Ziner wrote:That is a joke. It has to be. No group, religious or not is that dumb.


I disagree. People in general, no matter religious or not, are dumb. I shit you not. Humans are f'n DUMB.
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Unread postby WarAdmiral » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:00 pm

Ziner wrote:That is a joke. It has to be. No group, religious or not is that dumb.

Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Christianity proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

Damn, I was wondering why I forgot to be sad about not being able to read.


I was wondering why our eyes tend to go bad with age. Maybe it isn't age that causes the need for reading glasses.

:-) :smile: :)
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Unread postby General » Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:34 am

I would reply but pressing the keys are just too hard and I don't really want to go on anymore and what the hell am I replying to?
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Unread postby jfiling » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:02 am

Trust me, you're not going to hell. There is no such place.

That site has to be a joke. The further on you read the more whack it gets.

3. Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to Masturbate.
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Unread postby jfiling » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:04 am

http://www.truechristian.com/timeofmonth.html
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:16 am

Awsome, almost as good as the flying spaghetti monster.
This natural coozy comes free with every Miller Time
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Unread postby SteelersStillSuck » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:39 am

Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate.

a-ha-ha-ha!
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Unread postby 4thQtrGlory » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:57 pm

causes forgetfulness ehh? Maybe thats why I cant remember my fiance's work schedule... :P :-P :razz:
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Unread postby winker » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:03 pm

jfiling wrote: The further on you read the more whack it gets.


Best pun of the day! :mrgreen:
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Unread postby Stu » Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:51 am

General wrote:I would reply but pressing the keys are just too hard...


are the keys a little, umm, sticky??? :P :-P :razz:
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Unread postby Bill the Butcher » Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:39 pm

Stu wrote:
General wrote:I would reply but pressing the keys are just too hard...


are the keys a little, umm, sticky??? :P :-P :razz:


Ugh. Funny remark... but the emoticon just made go "yuck."
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