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Mother - Daughter Threesome

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Mother - Daughter Threesome

Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:27 pm

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked

"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No" - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night".

So I went back to her place and she put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:30 pm

Tell them to take their dentures out first, then commence with the rainbow party.....
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Unread postby Joens » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:33 pm

Tell them to take their dentures out first, then commence with the rainbow party....


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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:13 am

This was one of those threads that made me do a double look. Thats a great joke Bayou im guessing its a joke if not do you what you gotta do son.
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Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:34 am

This was one of those threads that made me do a double look


Haha, sorry. Yeah it's a joke. Not a good one, but it's Wednesday so that's about as good as it'll get.
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Unread postby General » Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:27 am

I was ready to begin construction on the shrine honoring Bayou in my backyard.
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