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Stupid Fucking Baby Names... Quit It Already!

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Unread postby consigliere » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:19 am

I suggest many of you re-read the description of this forum on the forums home listing:

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Need to get something off your chest? Have a topic that doesn't fit one of the other forums? Rant away in here. Mature audiences only, not for the easily offended.

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Unread postby FUDU » Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:37 pm

You're gonna need a big stack of newspapers before this puny little loudmouthed cowardly punk assed mutt is done pissing on your foor.....


We will get at least 2 classic "I love you guys... but please forgive me I have problems" apology posts before the pissing ends Audie.

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Unread postby Bayou Tribe » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:10 pm

I'm impressed that this has gone to page 2.

I guess it's a "mission accomplished" for PBT. Onto to the next thread.
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Unread postby Joey » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:35 pm

So the rumors are true! There is a thread of the stupidest names around.

Well friends, I stand before you a testimony of just how cruel and inhuman a parent can get.

Yes, I really am Joey. I still must stay in my basement apartment until nightfall hides my shame or the neighborhood kids rape me like a comfort girl on ecstasy. Fortunately, the internet has allowed me to live a life of gangster-killer man. I rock the web. Well, unless someone hurts my feelings. Then I have to cry threaten to kill everyone, like I will you fags soon enough. But more on that later.

Right now you are still my friends. For now.
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Unread postby Steve Buffum » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:51 pm

Wow, Albert Belle has Internet access!
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:03 pm

Jesus is a pretty gay name.
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Unread postby BernieBrown » Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:10 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:Jesus is a pretty gay name.


HEY NOBODY FUCKS WITH THEE JESUS!!!
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Unread postby General » Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:54 am

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Unread postby LINUS74 » Thu Jan 17, 2008 2:50 pm

Can you tell what posters have children with the names listed by PBT?
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Unread postby Bobby Mc » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:59 pm

Alright, if you've named your child after the following:

Anything flowery (Meadow, Blossom)
Fruit (Apple, Cherry)
Season (Summer, Autumn)
Real names spelled horribly wrong (Jessika, Crayg)
Military Rank (Major, Sergeant)

You're an assbag...
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Unread postby Joens » Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:05 am

Anything flowery (Meadow, Blossom)
Fruit (Apple, Cherry)
Season (Summer, Autumn)
Real names spelled horribly wrong (Jessika, Crayg)
Military Rank (Major, Sergeant)


i can agree with that.
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Unread postby Hi Oktane » Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:30 pm

Joens wrote:
Alright, if you've named your child after the following:

Real names spelled horribly wrong (Jessika, Crayg)

You're an assbag...


i can agree with that.


...says Joens. :lol:
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Unread postby Joens » Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:43 pm

Joens.


does not count.
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