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People and Things I Hate (Holiday Version)

Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:37 pm

Art Modell

Chicks who think they know football; they don't

Barry McBride

The asshole who invented Valentine and Sweetest Day. Hope you're dead already and that someone has pissed on your grave multiple times.

Scout, Inc.

Non-Italians, with the exception of Swerbowski. Dude rules!

Fags

Guys who wear Crocs. See above (fags)

Anyone who doesn't agree with my worldly POV.

Republicans and Neocons

That little girl in the Pepsi commercials from years ago

CSI, Law and Order, ER, and all those other phony shows that solve crimes. Too bad we don't have those shitdicks in the real world solving shit. We couldn't figure out OJ and Jean Benet Ramsey, for Christ's sake, and those should have been cut and dry. Didn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out the mother killed that little girl. Larry Holmes could have figured that one out.

Ray Lewis, Bart Scott, Brian Billick

Todd Grantham

Roman Catholics, aka Catholics in general

Nuns who can score touchdowns and bench press more than I can

Queerboat shows like Will and Grace and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Ben Stiller

Russell Crowe

Nicholas Cage

Mitch Cyrus (just kidding, old man)

Mark Zickefoose

Cancer

Nurses who won't sponge bathe me after a gall bladder removal

Grade school teachers who think they're smarter than me. They're not.

Paying for pornography

Accidentally bleaching my colors because I was drunk from the game

Puke beers like Budweiser and Natural Light


I will think of more.
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Thought of more

Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:53 pm

Supervisors who don't know the product yet want immediate answers.

Supervisors who are admitted dykes.

Dykes with short hair and muscles.

Motorcyle riders without helmets. Hope you die and crack your heads wide open, free riders.

Dubya

Charlie Weis (over-rated and ND still stinks... incredible)

Ted Washington

My parents

Over 36 years of age women who are still holding out for that perfect person.
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Unread postby swerb » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:06 pm

Appropo opening salvo PBT. Nice to see you man.
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Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:17 pm

You must be doing great because McBride's fag lackey's are complaining you stole all his writers.

At least you didn't steal Passan or that Doc Gonzo hack. Those two dicks could lull a roomful of coke-heads into a coma. John Taylor is the only one worth his salt on that shitstorm of a board.

I am now devoted full time to making sure that my blend and brand of anger permeates every soul who comes here to read. I thought about writing for you, brother, but I can't be objective regarding this team.

Yesterday, I actually cheered on the Jets to beat us because I was so mad at us for playing them soft. Crennel is getting far too much credit for our record and far too little criticism for our pathetic defense. Seriously, wasn't this guy supposed to be a defensive guru? Looks like it was all Belichoke to me.

If they don't fire Grantham and get the defensive equivalent of Chud to coach this defense, this will be the last time we'll be talking playoffs for awhile. This magic has all belonged to Phil Savage. Crennel is just coaching well enough not to get fired.

Fuck the 3-4 defense. Go back to a 4-3, and get some fucking talent on that DL. The offense is almost set. We need to cut that wretch Carter and get 1 more wide out, but then the offense is set.

Draft defense and pick up defensive FA's.
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Unread postby BernieBrown » Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:58 pm

Nice post PBT, but who in the blue hell pays for porn anymore?
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Unread postby Guest » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:00 pm

Just wait until I start posting glowing reviews of chick-flicks on the front page, Pitbull...then you'll have a reason for hate.

(OK...not going to happen. Almost two years into this site, and I've not posted a single review of a romantic comedy or a horror flick. I plan to keep that record intact).
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DoW

Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:47 pm

I don't know what happened to my take I posted earlier as a response so I'll try it again:

There hasn't bee a horror movie that I can recall in the last 5 years, other than Saw, that was worth critiquing. The vampires have been played out, and it looks like "I Am Legend" is tapping the vampire circuit again.

Freddy, Jason, Jigsaw, and Leatherface have already played out the psychopathic killers.

Werewolves haven't been scary since The Howling or An American Werewolf In London.

And romantic comedies? There are none. There is nothing comedic in romance other than the bitter and tragic end.

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Unread postby Joens » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:26 pm

Ted Washington


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Re: DoW

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:33 pm

PitbullTerrier wrote:I don't know what happened to my take I posted earlier as a response so I'll try it again:

There hasn't bee a horror movie that I can recall in the last 5 years, other than Saw, that was worth critiquing. The vampires have been played out, and it looks like "I Am Legend" is tapping the vampire circuit again.

Freddy, Jason, Jigsaw, and Leatherface have already played out the psychopathic killers.

Werewolves haven't been scary since The Howling or An American Werewolf In London.

And romantic comedies? There are none. There is nothing comedic in romance other than the bitter and tragic end.

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Try 30 Days of Night it was a really good vampire movie......I have to be honest "Saw" had no redeemable features other than Cary Elwes I saw that pos in the theater and 5 minutes in I turned to my friends and said "its the guy on the floor" I ended up winning $20 on a bet that it wasnt. Also "Shaun of the Dead" was a stellar Horror/Comedy movie. Have you seen it?

:lol: You hate non-Italians. Nice! My girlfiend is 100% Italian so I admire the view you people have on your cutlure. By the way do you wear tracksuits? Do you drive a IROC Camaro? When is the last time you had a hit done on someone? If you have any great anti-German jokes I would love to hear them.
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Unread postby BRlovestheTribe37 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:59 pm

with all those things you hate, you should probably live in some kind of a cave and stick to yourself because if you think those things are going to go away you need a reality check.
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Unread postby Guest » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:48 pm

Shaun of the Dead was great...but I consider that more satire than horror.

I'm actually geeked to seeing "I Am Legend"...it's not a horror movie at all, just an adaptation of the excellent Heston movie "Omega Man".

Oh...and unfortunately, I still have to WATCH romantic comedies every now and then, the wife insists...I just won't review them.

Football;

Pitbull, if you haven't already, you need to read Nick Allburn's great artcle "Where Credit Isn't Due"

http://www.theclevelandfan.com/article_ ... blgId=2654

He is spot on with what you were saying about none of the Browns success being due to Romeo.
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Thank DoW

Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:04 pm

I just did read it.

It's good to see that others notice what is so painfully obvious.

I Am Legend looks like it's going to be a good one. It's coming to IMAX up here and I think a film like that deserves a good viewing like that. It's getting good reviews, from what I read.

I'll be interested in reading your analysis of it. I usually agree with most of your stuff, although I disagreed with you on Van Helsing. I really liked that movie!

God Bless, DoW.

PBT

PS. I now know why you shit-canned the WWR a long time ago. What a wasteland of sad tards.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:06 pm

Mitch wrote:Shaun of the Dead was great...but I consider that more satire than horror.

I'm actually geeked to seeing "I Am Legend"...it's not a horror movie at all, just an adaptation of the excellent Heston movie "Omega Man".

Oh...and unfortunately, I still have to WATCH romantic comedies every now and then, the wife insists...I just won't review them.

Football;

Pitbull, if you haven't already, you need to read Nick Allburn's great artcle "Where Credit Isn't Due"

http://www.theclevelandfan.com/article_ ... blgId=2654

He is spot on with what you were saying about none of the Browns success being due to Romeo.


I thought I Am Legend was based on a great novel that Will Smith decided to shit all over. What was once social commentary looks to now be nothing more than an action flick, especially since they turned the "civilized" vampires from the book into monster type things.

http://www.amazon.com/I-Am-Legend-Richard-Matheson/dp/031286504X
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German jokes

Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:10 pm

Cerebral:

Ask, and you shall receive.

PBT's German and anti-German jokes:

Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?

Germans like to march in the shade

After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be -- Bonn or Berlin -- a compromise was struck: Paris.

Anti Polack and German joke:

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?

A: Only the first one can make you smile.

Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini ?

A: About 25000 if you've got a shovel

Q: Have you heard about the new German microwave ?

A: It's got ten seats inside.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?

A: They give them gas.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

A: A Beaner-Schnitzel

Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?

So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.

Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.

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Re: German jokes

Unread postby BRlovestheTribe37 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:33 pm

PitbullTerrier wrote:Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?

A: They give them gas.






oh thats awful. rofl. but it made my night.
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Unread postby BradyQuinnsHair » Mon Dec 10, 2007 11:49 pm

Wow, didn't take long for some fag to obsess over PBT and ghost him. Nothing shows you're an obsessed pussy like ghosting a poster....BWAAHAAWAA
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:00 am

BradyQuinnsHair wrote:Wow, didn't take long for some fag to obsess over PBT and ghost him. Nothing shows you're an obsessed pussy like ghosting a poster....BWAAHAAWAA


Don't you find yourself ironic? I mean ripping someone for ghosting when you obviously were too big of a pussy to take your original handle over here?
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Unread postby Fixedgearrider » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:04 am

Christmas anything.

My Dispatchers, but nothing personal

the guy who double charges me for Bacon on my Pizza, what does he think the terrorists deserve to win?
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Unread postby BradyQuinnsHair » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:11 am

e0y2e3 wrote:Don't you find yourself ironic? I mean ripping someone for ghosting when you obviously were too big of a pussy to take your original handle over here?


Ironic? I do not think it means what you think it means. Obsessing over another poster by ghosting them is somehow the same as using a handle that has never been used before?

Why are you even here...shouldn't you be preparing for the OBR's millionth controlled crash over the past year?
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Re: German jokes

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:45 pm

PitbullTerrier wrote:Cerebral:

Ask, and you shall receive.

PBT's German and anti-German jokes:

Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?

Germans like to march in the shade

After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be -- Bonn or Berlin -- a compromise was struck: Paris.

Anti Polack and German joke:

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?

A: Only the first one can make you smile.

Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini ?

A: About 25000 if you've got a shovel

Q: Have you heard about the new German microwave ?

A: It's got ten seats inside.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?

A: They give them gas.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?

A: A Beaner-Schnitzel

Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?

So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.

Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.

PBT


Thats Great! (clap)
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Oh well..

Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:45 pm

Fuck it, some Italian Jokes. I can rip on my own peep...

Why don't Italians have freckles?
They all slide off.

How do you brainwash an Italian?
Give him an enema

What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180?
Sicily.

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Q. Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottomed boats?
A. So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy.

Q. Why is Italian bread so long?
A. So they can dip it into the sewer.

Q. How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
A. One Mary, one Jesus, and 32 Wise guys.

Q. Who really killed John F. Kennedy?
A. Two hundred Italian sharpshooters.

Q. How does an Italian get into an honest business?
A. Usually through the skylight.

Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?
A. A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand.

Q. If Tarzan and Jane were Italian, what would Cheetah be?
A. The least hairy of the three.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mothers.

Q. How do you make an Italian?
A. Put a black in one hand, a Jew in the other, and slam them together. WOP!!

Enjoy

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More from the mind of PBT

Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:54 pm

Pollack jokes are next. So far, we've covered the Deutch-bags and my goodfellas, so next are the Poles. If you're offended by these, tough fuck. I laughed at ALL of them, and if you can't laugh at yourself or your stereotypes, you're too wound up:

Did you hear about the Polish fish?
It drowned.

A Pollack walked into a bar with dogshit in his hand and said to the bartender, "Look what I almost stepped in!"

"Have you heard the Polish knock knock joke?"
"No."
"Say `knock knock'."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"

How can you tell a Polish neighborhood?
By the toilet paper hung out to dry.

How do you know when a Pollack has been in your back yard?
Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant

How do you sink a Polish battleship?
Put it in water.

The first Polish spacecraft was put into orbit with two astronauts. One of them took a space walk to repair something on the exterior of the spacecraft. When he was done he knocked on the airlock's inner door. And the other Pollack asked, "Who's there?"

The first prize in a certain contest was a week in Poland. The second prize was two weeks in Poland.

Sign on a toilet seat protector dispenser: "Polish T-shirts."

What does the bride wear at a Polish wedding?
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue, something orange, something green, something yellow, something purple . .

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same?
Because Webster couldn't tell shit from Shinola.

Why are there only two pallbearers at a Polish funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles.

Why do they they throw shit on the walls at a Polish wedding?
To keep the flies off the bride.

Why do Polish airplanes fly so low?
So the pilots can read the street signs.

Why were the Polish troops sent to Iraq all women?
They thought it was the battle of all mothers.

Try the veal...
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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:03 pm

Im pure German and kraut jokes never get old. I showed my girlfriend your Italian jokes and she loved them.

A Polish 2 seater airplane crashed in a polish cemetary rescue crews on the scene said that after serveral hours of digging thru the wreckage they have uncovered 21 bodies They also expect the number to rise as the effort goes on.
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Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:05 pm

Irish Jokes:

Have you heard about the Irish boomerang?

It doesn't come back, it just sings songs about how much it wants to

Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink. Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

An American lawyer asked, "Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question? "Who told you that?" asked Paddy

Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty." "That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?"

Q. What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control a wife? A. A bachelor.

You can't kiss an Irish girl unexpectedly. You can only kiss her sooner than she thought you would..

Sign in an Irish pub:
"This establishment closes at 11 o'clock sharp. We are open from 10 a.m. until 11 p.m. and if you haven't had enough to drink at that hour the management feels that you haven't really been trying."

Ba dum dum
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Wow...

Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:13 pm

"I showed my girlfriend your Italian jokes and she loved them"

You're with an Italian woman? You're brave. I know they say you'll marry a woman like your mother, but I'm afraid that if I do she'll smack me in the head constantly and pester me to stop swearing while watching a Browns game.

I have a bad fucking mouth.

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Re: Wow...

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:46 pm

PitbullTerrier wrote:"I showed my girlfriend your Italian jokes and she loved them"

You're with an Italian woman? You're brave. I know they say you'll marry a woman like your mother, but I'm afraid that if I do she'll smack me in the head constantly and pester me to stop swearing while watching a Browns game.

I have a bad fucking mouth.

PBT


Yeah have been with her for 6 years and have the scars to prove it im going to propose when I take her to Italy in Feb. There is no good reason to ever stop swearing during Browns game my god they will give your Ulcer an Ulcer.
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Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:52 pm

Fucking fuckers had my stomach spewing blood after almost committing a 4th qtr meltdown against The Jets. I found myself pacing, swearing, and throwing the nearest shit I could find. I always wonder what other Browns fans are doing while this shit goes on.

I actually wanted to reach into my TV set and choke Todd Grantham for going conservative. That guy shouldn't have a job come end of the season.

If we play that way against the Bills, we're going to lose. If we play our style of ball, we can annihilate those idiots and send them home looking forward to next season.
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More things I hate

Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:32 pm

Mariah Carey (squeaky singing whore)

Celine Dion (every time I hear that hag sing, I want to shove my balls in her mouth)

Metallica since they've sold out and produced nothing but shit since the late 90's

People who say that Las Vegas is a "family town". If that's true, then Orlando, FL is a gambler's Mecca. Douchebags.

Women who want me to get to know their inner person, as if it matters, ever.

Gay people who march, like I give a fuck if they're gay. You don't see us in a heterosexual march.

Human Resources. Seriously, is there a more useless and demeaning department created to give fat chicks and fags jobs so that they can fuck up my benefits and interview me asking me why I hate my fucking job so much? I don't condone going postal and committing brutal murder on co-workers, but I understand it.

People who call handicapped yokels "physically disabled". No, they're fucking cripples. If that's the case, everyone has some sort of physical disability. I can't juggle my balls with my dick, so give me a fucking parking spot up front.

The Country Music Awards. Everyone knows that Country music isn't actually music and that it sucks, which is why hillbillies like it so much.

Fucknut shitdicks who name their kids "Connor", "Delaney", "Cooper", "McKenzie", "Kyle", and "Alana". You and your nouveau riche dickbag names can shove it up your ass. I hope your kids grow up retarded.

Robin Williams. Guy was never funny on any level.

The VIC-20. I got that computer, only to be upended by Commodore when they released the awesome legendary Commodore 64 with better games, better graphics, and better peripherals.

Films by M. Night Shamalamadumbfuck That "Signs" movie made me demand my money back at gunpoint.

Women who don't shave their legs or cut their toenails and impale me in bed, then when I wake up, my legs look like they went through a car wash full of steel wool bristles.

The IRS. Anyone and everyone who works for the IRS should fucking die a horrible death by being subject to waterboarding then thrown into a tank of Piranha.

Jimmy Buffett. No, he's not vogue, his music isn't hip, and he fucking blows whale balls. I prefer Pina Coladaberg by Coconut Pete. If you haven't seen Club Dread yet, this joke escapes you.

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Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:28 pm

I prefer Pina Coladaberg by Coconut Pete.


CP: "whats the secret to Coconut Petes Piaya Surprise?"

CP: " COCONUT........ PIAYA..... SURPRISE"

Mexican cook: "Coconut?"

CP "YES!!!! GODDAMNIT YES!!!!!!!!!"
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Unread postby Guest » Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:55 pm

Ah...Irish jokes.

We'll get get you for that one.

(My 2rd generation Irish wife thought the Irish boomerang was great).
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Ah, a person who worships Coconut Pete!!!

Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:40 pm

Cerebral,

Club Dread is one of my favorite movies, along with Super Troopers and Beerfest. You either like Broken Lizard or you don't, no in between.

Still, Coconut Pete (Bill Paxon) made that movie. The songs (Naughty Cal, Pina Coladaberg) were hilarious, and that scene with Coconut Pete's Paella was hilarious.

"Coconut?"

"YES! COCONUT!! COCONUT, GOD DAMN IT! COCONUT PETE'S PAELLA!"

The Human Pac-Man game is still a gut buster.

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Unread postby Joens » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:29 pm

Ray Lewis, Bart Scott, Brian Billick


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Unread postby General » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:48 pm

I hate the douche bags that are INSTANTLY into the holiday mode. I don't come around until Dec 14-15...somewhere in there.
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Unread postby fundamentals » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:08 pm

people who scream at their kids while you are waiting to check out
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Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:36 pm

people who unnecessarily park so close that I can't get in my driver side door.

A nice spritz of WD-40 on their windshield helps make all my anger disappear.
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More things I hate

Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:18 pm

People with two carts filled to the brim with all sorts of succulent food and then paying with Food Stamps. They then proceed to the counter and pay cash for their cigarettes.

Having your boss tell you that you're not being a team player when you complain about ANYTHING, even though you're the most productive employee that shitdick has in his arsenal.

Not having a raise in 5 years due to it not being economically feasible.

Mitch Cyrus not giving me the 4-11 on I Am Legend. Son-a-Bitch better hurry up.

People who know you're waiting for a parking spot, then whip into it before you get in it, even though you've been there for 5 minutes with your turning signal on.

Women with tongue rings, eyebrow rings, and tattoo's all over their body and look like they resemble the graffiti under the 12th Street bridge.

Having to watch my co-workers, whom I deplore, act like first time teen/drunken dicks at the Christmas party and then do Karaoke. I fucking go out and fire up a big fat joint so I can numb the pain of the party, my co-workers, and my nagging date who could stand for some pot herself but doesn't smoke it because it kills braincells. Nevermind that she drinks like a fish; that's good for your braincells.

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Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:26 pm

Old people.

Women that drive.

Any mope who ignores the directional arrows in the Marc's parking lot.

Marc's.

Marc's employees.

The Marc's paper scroll list of the thousands of people who are no longer allowed to write checks there.

Blue tooths. Take that goddamn thing outta yer head you pretentious prick.

The 460lb Victoria's Secret clerk. That dude's just wrong.
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Unread postby Joens » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:36 pm

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Unread postby FUDU » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:53 pm

Women that drive.


I've not met one yet.
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Unread postby MadDawgJimmyMac » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:02 pm

Holiday Sales that are simply price reductions from an inflated price.

Freezing Rain versus tons of snow.

Old people my age who act old.

Slow people who all of a sudden move fast to cut in front of you just to walk slow and hold you up.

Lack of college football before the bowls start.

Rude shoppers who think they have the xmas spirit.

Drivers who think they can drive.

People who say Happy Holidays versus Merry Christmas and Happy New Years.

Holiday trees versus Christmas trees.

Amateurs who think they can drink and drive on New Years.
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Re: More things I hate

Unread postby Guest » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:25 am

PitbullTerrier wrote:Mitch Cyrus not giving me the 4-11 on I Am Legend. Son-a-Bitch better hurry up.


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Sorry, dude...plans have screwed up enough that I won't get to see it until Monday afternoon.

My best guess?

Great popcorn flick...entertaining as hell...but not quite a "300"

What I'm hearing is that Will Smith is da bomb, and you won't be disappointed.

Tell ya more Monday night.
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Unread postby Guest » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:29 am

Peeker643 wrote:Women that drive.



Ya never met my wife.

Only woman that wasn't only more sarcastic than I am, but also is one of the best (scariest) drivers anywhere. And not scary/stupid...scary/TopGun fighter pilot good/wacko.

Hell on wheels driving her Mini Cooper...just glad I didn't let her get the turbo charged version, or our insurance rates would be obscene.
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Unread postby Joens » Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:29 am

Drivers that think by cutting u off is ok. its the same as a line would u cut someone off in a food line? NO. so dont do it on the road dumb shits
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Unread postby Fixedgearrider » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:37 am

Joens wrote:Drivers that think by cutting u off is ok. its the same as a line would u cut someone off in a food line? NO. so dont do it on the road dumb shits


Drivers that hit me. Thank Michael Stanley for Beer.

Seriously, who doesn't even bother to hint at stopping at a stop sign.
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Unread postby General » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:34 am

What about people who are pulling out of their driveway and are already on the cellphone?
How about 100 pound soccer moms driving HU-U-U-U-UGE SUV's and are clueless as to their surroundings?
People at the ATM that act as if this is brand f***ing new technology!!!!!
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Unread postby ProgRocker » Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:08 pm

ESPN. Once they let Olbermann go and replaced him with Stuart Scott and the odious Stephen A. Smith, they've never recovered.

Sportscasters that SCREAM! AT! ME! EVERY! TIME! THEY! TALK! TO! ME! Shut up alredy, willya?

Paula Deen. Just looking at her recipes puts me in a sugar coma.

Rachael Ray. Weebles aren't sexy. Neither are shills for Dunkin Donuts.

Any network that runs promos for their own shows 3x per hour (are you listening, TBS and Fox)?

The Boston Red Sox. They are the new New York Yankees.

Likely to be really controversial, but truth is truth: FAMILY GUY. A fourth-rate SIMPSONS knockoff that never should've been revived in the first place, AFAIC.

Congressional Democrats. The only creatures capable of making jellyfish look strong and courageous.

People who refuse to read or interpret the truth when it stares them straight in the face ... in other words, your typical Rush Limbaugh listener or Bush-defending poster on The OBR.com.

Pope Benedict XVI. This scumbag was one of the people responsible for covering up the sexual abuses of priests, and he's now in charge of the Vatican? I know I'm not stepping foot in a church until he's six feet under.

Jay Leno. Forget Letterman, Conan, or Kimmel -- I'll even take Craig Ferguson over Leno. I would've said Carson Daly, but f that scab.

Scabs.

Carson Daly.

Roger Clemens. I'm so glad he got exposed for the cheat that he is.

Barry Bonds. Possibly even worse of a human being than Ty Cobb.

The New York Yankees. Still hateful as ever.

Winter after January 3. I love snow and cold through the holidays, but after that, I'm ready for beaches.

Clear Channel Communications. I love radio, and these bastards singlehandedly ruined it for all of us. Thank God for satellite radio!
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Unread postby PitbullTerrier » Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:28 pm

"Pope Benedict XVI. This scumbag was one of the people responsible for covering up the sexual abuses of priests, and he's now in charge of the Vatican? I know I'm not stepping foot in a church until he's six feet under."

Rack him. That statement is huge.

I don't understand your disdain for Family Guy, but the show is hilarious. The Simpsons will always be remembered as the Father of the Cartoon Sitcom, but Family Guy is funny in its own right.

Stewie and Peter are my favorites.

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Unread postby General » Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:00 pm

Even though he is dead...I thought I would get a posthumous hate out to .....George Burns. I got so tired of his countdown to 100 years old. On the living end Jackie Mason, who ever told this vinegar bag that he is funny.
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Unread postby Joens » Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:53 pm

how can you not like family guy? it childish but at the same time they say jokes that only adults would get. love it
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Unread postby Erie Warrior » Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:05 am

People who say babies are cute- have you ever seen or heard or lived on the same block as a baby, they're awful in every sense of the word.

People with Escalades and 20 inch chrome wheels who live in apartments

People who think beerfest is a good movie

Any person who thinks walking is exercise- it's a mode of transportation you fat fucks

Parents who don't beat their kids, especially in public when they deserve it the most

Cards of any kind -birthday, christmas, wedding and most importantly thank you cards.

Presidents who couldn't run a baseball team

Laws that require a liscence for my dog, but not one for procreation

Anyone who doesn't think evolution is real
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