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N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby peeker643 » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:08 am

Tuesday we eat trees, there are no birds and thank God for hot cups of melted snow.

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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:19 pm

I'm very offended that they just assume the guy sleeping on chairs, scratching his balls, is a heroin addict.

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North Korean propaganda might just be the funniest thing going.
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:26 pm

The best was the random "and homosexuals" thrown in referencing sleeping conditions.

Just totally out of left field.

Well that and all of the random "Yummys".
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:33 pm

I don't even think that's propaganda, they're just trolling us huuuurd.

Even the guy narrating thinks it's funny.
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Unread postby HoodooMan » Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:03 pm

Our houses do blow over rather easily.

They've got us there.
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby peeker643 » Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:09 pm

Kinda pissed I haven't received any strong N Korean coffee or N Korean cakes.

No idea where these benevolent bastards are but they haven't made it to my neck of the woods yet.
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:38 pm

Does anyone actually believe that was filmed in America?

North Korean Propaganda Minister; "Hahah, look at those dumb poor roundeyes, they so stupid and imperialistic. NORTH KOREAR IS BEST!"
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Tue Aug 13, 2013 5:44 am

Drinking cups of warm snow- and they are grateful for it.
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby Love child of shawn kemp » Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:30 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Does anyone actually believe that was filmed in America?


That was my first thought. The people did not even look American. With global warming, we are gonna have a hard time finding a nice cup of snow in a few years.
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:19 pm

I'll just drop this here and thank the GOOD LORD GEEZES this didn't happen before this video was put together:

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories ... oting.html

fucking gun lovers, can't even run a safety class right.
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Aug 14, 2013 10:29 am

e0y2e3 wrote:I'll just drop this here and thank the GOOD LORD GEEZES this didn't happen before this video was put together:

http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories ... oting.html

fucking gun lovers, can't even run a safety class right.


Got any ironic ones with US soldiers dying in training?

Focus on the hot fucking cups of snow, dude.

That's a non-sequitir of the highest order.
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby FUDU » Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:24 am

That looked like it was filmed in Europe, or looked like scenes from some crappy B rate cold war movie from the early 80s.
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:47 am

FUDU wrote:That looked like it was filmed in Europe, or looked like scenes from some crappy B rate cold war movie from the early 80s.


Very astute. Can't slip anything past you.

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Unread postby motherscratcher » Wed Aug 14, 2013 12:48 pm

Who knew snow was so fucking useful. That's some yummy stuff right there.
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby e0y2e3 » Wed Aug 14, 2013 1:32 pm

Until they showed the working subway I just figured it was filmed in Cleveland.

*shrug*
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby peeker643 » Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:02 pm

e0y2e3 wrote:Until they showed the working subway I just figured it was filmed in Cleveland.

*shrug*


Nuh uh.

Had two ducks sitting on the hood of my truck this morning. The presence of birds and fowl suggests more than snow as food source.

Can't be here.
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Wed Aug 14, 2013 5:59 pm

Terry J. Dunlap Sr., who runs a shooting range and training center at 6995 Coonpath Rd. near Lancaster, was demonstrating a handgun when he fired a .38-caliber bullet that ricocheted off a desk and into student Michael Piemonte’s right arm.

Dunlap, 73, also is a long-time Violet Township trustee who is running for re-election in November.


I have questions. How the fuck did he hit a desk, and 73? Really? You're letting a 73 year old man teach firearm safety?
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby skatingtripods » Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:05 pm

peeker643 wrote:Had two ducks sitting on the hood of my truck this morning.


I hope they shit all over it.
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Re: N Koreans Expose USA Lies & Deceipt!!

Unread postby leadpipe » Wed Aug 14, 2013 6:52 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Terry J. Dunlap Sr., who runs a shooting range and training center at 6995 Coonpath Rd. near Lancaster, was demonstrating a handgun when he fired a .38-caliber bullet that ricocheted off a desk and into student Michael Piemonte’s right arm.

Dunlap, 73, also is a long-time Violet Township trustee who is running for re-election in November.


I have questions. How the fuck did he hit a desk, and 73? Really? You're letting a 73 year old man teach firearm safety?


If you're going to let a 73 year old drive to the range, ya mine as well let him handle the heat. Can't let political reasoning get in the way of a cat in that voting demographic.

Guy probably had a better chance of running over a 6 year old in a Big Wheel en route than picking off a student at the range.
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