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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:05 pm

FUDU wrote:BTW JB your thread inspired me to pull the trigger on a home gym instead of wasting money on a gym membership.


It's only a waste of money if you don't use it. Or unless your home already has a pool and racquetball courts and an actual gym.

The good news is no one who buys a home gym ever lets it go to waste. ;-) ;) :wink:
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:18 pm

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FUDU wrote:BTW JB your thread inspired me to pull the trigger on a home gym instead of wasting money on a gym membership.


It's only a waste of money if you don't use it. Or unless your home already has a pool and racquetball courts and an actual gym.

The good news is no one who buys a home gym ever lets it go to waste. ;-) ;) :wink:


If I was a personal trainer named Jim, I'd start a business where I wnet to peoples houses for training sessions using easily transportable equipment like bands and swiss balls and mats and stuff. People would pay extra not to have a gym membership and have the convenience of not leaving their home.

I'd call it "Home Jim"


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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:25 pm

Do you wear goggles when you racquetball?
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby dmiles » Thu Aug 08, 2013 5:59 pm

Home gym, I was looking at having to get 4 memberships, at a place with no bumpers. So it's paid off in the end. I bought the bumper weights off a guy in Missouri who was selling a prepackaged crossfit kit. Kettlebells too. I've had a power rack for a while with just a standard weight set, but getting the bumpers allowed me to keep a deadlift bar (or power cleans or whatever) on the side, rather than taking the one out of the rack (bench or squat). Having a three-car garage is nice, but damn this sucker is hot in the summer.

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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby dmiles » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:03 pm

Hmm, I think that pic is too wide. Anyway if you double click it should zoom out to the power rack.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby peeker643 » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:31 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Do you wear goggles when you racquetball?


I wear glasses when I play racquetball and I wear goggles when I dismember big, tall dumb Germans with a bone saw. So as not to get their blood in my eyes.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby FUDU » Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:54 pm

peeker643 wrote:
FUDU wrote:BTW JB your thread inspired me to pull the trigger on a home gym instead of wasting money on a gym membership.


It's only a waste of money if you don't use it. Or unless your home already has a pool and racquetball courts and an actual gym.

The good news is no one who buys a home gym ever lets it go to waste. ;-) ;) :wink:


I hear ya peek but I'm way past those days. I just cannot justify paying those monthly fees when good home equipment is available and affordable, and pays for itself within 12-24 months. All I need to find now is a good deal on a CV/spinner and I'm gold, gold I tell ya.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:36 am

peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Do you wear goggles when you racquetball?


I wear glasses when I play racquetball and I wear goggles when I dismember big, tall dumb Germans with a bone saw. So as not to get their blood in my eyes.



Yeah. You don't do any of that and goggles are for pussies.

But back to racquetball, do you prefer the service or receiving line?
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:16 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
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Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Do you wear goggles when you racquetball?


I wear glasses when I play racquetball and I wear goggles when I dismember big, tall dumb Germans with a bone saw. So as not to get their blood in my eyes.



Yeah. You don't do any of that and goggles are for pussies.

But back to racquetball, do you prefer the service or receiving line?


Depends on how much I drank before playing.

You know what's funnier than wearing glasses in a racquetball court? Wearing an eye patch or removeable eye to work the next day.

Fucking donkey, you. I'm gonna saw through your fucking throat so I can count the rings and get an accurate age on just how stupid you are.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:30 am

I want to know what kind of utopian future world Peeker lives in where he can get a glass eye fitted and made in one day.

Tell me, future boy, who's the president of the United State in your world?
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:14 am

Fucking donkey, you. I'm gonna saw through your fucking throat so I can count the rings and get an accurate age on just how stupid you are.


This....doesn't even make sense. It's a whole cluster of fuck.

where he can get a glass eye fitted and made in one day.


This has to be the worst job ever. Sticking some instrument in someone's empty eye socket.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:26 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Fucking donkey, you. I'm gonna saw through your fucking throat so I can count the rings and get an accurate age on just how stupid you are.


This....doesn't even make sense. It's a whole cluster of fuck.

where he can get a glass eye fitted and made in one day.


This has to be the worst job ever. Sticking some instrument in someone's empty eye socket.


You have no idea how much sense that makes.

Hazmat Diver is the worst job ever. Easily. Followed by lumberjack and Progressive Insurance Customer Service Rep.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby mattvan1 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 11:21 am

peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
Fucking donkey, you. I'm gonna saw through your fucking throat so I can count the rings and get an accurate age on just how stupid you are.


This....doesn't even make sense. It's a whole cluster of fuck.

where he can get a glass eye fitted and made in one day.


This has to be the worst job ever. Sticking some instrument in someone's empty eye socket.


You have no idea how much sense that makes.

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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:23 pm

Racquetball court cleaner is probably a shitty job.

I hope you tip them well.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:24 pm

When you play racquetball, do you use the Burgundian stance or the Hibernian?
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:28 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:When you play racquetball, do you use the Burgundian stance or the Hibernian?


He always plays in the Buffalo Stance and does a dive every time he dances.

So don't get fresh with Peek, CDT.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:32 pm

Listen, fuck you, I glossed over the racquetball Wikipedia page for at least 7 minutes. Now i'm testing the expert's knowledge of his own sport.

This is serious business.

So go take a hike, and don't forget the trail mix, bitch.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby motherscratcher » Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:59 pm

Well, you've clearly done e research, but I don't know how you can claim to be an expert in anything when you are apparently unaware of Neneh Cherry's seminal work, Audio Guide to Modern Raquetball Theory where she discusses the Buffalo Stance at length.

I mean, Hibernian stance? Are you fucking serious with that shit? What is this, 1947? ::doh::
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:02 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:When you play racquetball, do you use the Burgundian stance or the Hibernian?


More of a Mickey Rivers/Joe Morgan stance where I menacingly wave my racquet and and make threatening motions with my free hand.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby HoodooMan » Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:44 pm

peeker643 wrote:
motherscratcher wrote:Tell me, future boy, who's the president of the United State in your world?


Ryan Gosling.


Ryan Gosling! The actor? Then who's Vice President? Miley Cyrus?!?!



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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby peeker643 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:56 pm

There's pretty much nobody here I don't hate any more.

You guys are lucky I stay to keep you informed, educated and grounded.

I mean, now you guys are even having multi-partied conversations with fake quotations that also include Rickey Davis references.

With yourselves.

I have a lot of work to do. But when I read HooDoo's post I'm convinced I've done so much.

And I'm equally convinced that HooDoo needs intensive therapy. And maybe an intervention.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:59 pm

I'll give your face an intervention with my fist.
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Unread postby e0y2e3 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:12 pm

Take a bow HooDoo!

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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby jb » Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:59 pm

FUDU wrote:BTW JB your thread inspired me to pull the trigger on a home gym instead of wasting money on a gym membership.


Did you set it up like a bowling pin?

If a fat fuck like me can drop the weight anyone can.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby FUDU » Fri Aug 09, 2013 4:09 pm

jb wrote:
FUDU wrote:BTW JB your thread inspired me to pull the trigger on a home gym instead of wasting money on a gym membership.


Did you set it up like a bowling pin?

If a fat fuck like me can drop the weight anyone can.


LOL, I'm not looking to drop a single lb.

Got my hands on a 3 year old Vectra, never used, pennies on the dollar. Been sitting on the fence on doing this for nearly 2 years. Then I thought there's no way in hell an Iggy grad is getting over on me.
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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:13 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Do you wear goggles when you racquetball?


I wear glasses when I play racquetball and I wear goggles when I dismember big, tall dumb Germans with a bone saw. So as not to get their blood in my eyes.


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Re: Sups and sorts

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill 2.0 » Fri Aug 09, 2013 10:15 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Listen, fuck you, I glossed over the racquetball Wikipedia page for at least 7 minutes. Now i'm testing the expert's knowledge of his own sport.

This is serious business.

So go take a hike, and don't forget the trail mix, bitch.


Trail mix?

Bleah....

Tell her to make you sum eggs
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