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Epic bar tab

Unread postby skatingtripods » Thu May 12, 2011 7:48 pm

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Blame it on the $8 waters and the $60 for 6 beers.
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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby rebelwithoutaclue » Fri May 13, 2011 3:30 pm

http://twitpic.com/4wqv5j


I couldn't see anything but I'm guessing this is a link to the bar tab? 31 bottles of Fiji water for $248 and 1 bottle of Grey Goose is $475. Of course 1 bottle of Grey Goose wasn't enough, they also got 55 shots at $14 apiece for $770 total. Seems like the individual shots would be cheaper than buying an entire bottle at those prices.... and it is:

A regular bottle of Grey Goose (750 mL) has roughly 25 shots in it. At that price ($14), the shots would total $350, while a bottle at an Ohio liquor store goes for $30-40.

I think the tab is photoshopped; I don't think even Vegas would rip you off that much. These people supposedly spent almost $200,000 on 29 bottles of luxury wine and 58 shots + a bottle of booze.... all before midnight? Not buying it.
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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby skatingtripods » Fri May 13, 2011 4:20 pm

Tryst is a definite high roller bar. James Jordan and friends rolled up a $50,000 tab a few months back, but I don't think it was at a place like Tryst, I think it was something a little less upscale.

Darren Rovell (CNBC sports guy) was trying to track down whose tab it was. We'll see if he finds anything.
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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Fri May 13, 2011 11:14 pm

And that's why I prefer real people bars. I don't need no Armani suit to get a beer. I'd rather go out to a bar filled with drunk west side Steeler fans, than one filled with man tan dooshfarts and stuck up bitches paying waay too much for average booze.
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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Sat May 14, 2011 7:32 am

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:And that's why I prefer real people bars. I don't need no Armani suit to get a beer. I'd rather go out to a bar filled with drunk west side Steeler fans, than one filled with man tan dooshfarts and stuck up bitches paying waay too much for average booze.


You mean like paying $6 for a draft beer at a football game?
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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby Orenthal » Sat May 14, 2011 10:02 am

$7.75 at yesterday's Indians game. That's for a medium???
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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby FUDU » Sat May 14, 2011 11:08 am

Orenthal wrote:$7.75 at yesterday's Indians game. That's for a medium???


Doesn't that medium fill up the slightly taller large cup as well, and they get another $1.50 from you for the exact same amount of alcohol?

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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby General » Sat May 14, 2011 11:10 am

I once had a $385 tab at The Golden Coins over the course of a year.
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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Sat May 14, 2011 12:09 pm

General wrote:I once had a $385 tab at The Golden Coins over the course of a year.


Ya know, I didn't ask if this included titty bars....cuz I've dropped 5 bills a few times at one of those
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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby General » Sat May 14, 2011 12:17 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
General wrote:I once had a $385 tab at The Golden Coins over the course of a year.


Ya know, I didn't ask if this included titty bars....cuz I've dropped 5 bills a few times at one of those


I don't even count those damn places. I get "china syndrome" in my wallet. Among other things.
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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby Cease » Sat May 14, 2011 12:52 pm

The beers at "Your Dad's Beerstand" are $4.50, I think :hic:. 12 oz. Genny, High Life, Blatz, others- Section 119 at the Prog.

And, F this bar tab.

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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Sat May 14, 2011 6:03 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:
Cerebral_DownTime wrote:And that's why I prefer real people bars. I don't need no Armani suit to get a beer. I'd rather go out to a bar filled with drunk west side Steeler fans, than one filled with man tan dooshfarts and stuck up bitches paying waay too much for average booze.


You mean like paying $6 for a draft beer at a football game?



I have a choice in bars, beer stands at Browns game not so much. Watching the Browns sober is not an option.
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Re: Epic bar tab

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Mon May 16, 2011 8:01 am

Not one bottle of Cristal. These guys are amateurs.
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