By Popular Demand- Get to Know that Asshole CDT

[peeker643]

In order to take the heat off of JB's sudden and distasteful meltdown CDT has volunteered to answer any of your questions.

Not only will this hopefully convince everyone that JB is indeed a centrist and thus calm him down, but many are alos of the hope it will cause e0y2e3 a massive melt-down of his own.

I'll go first.

CDT- Does gigantism and lack of pizza knowledge run in your family?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I hate you.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

CDT- Does gigantism and lack of pizza knowledge run in your family?

My pizza knowledge is immense. I think we can all agree on that.

And no I don't come from a clan of giants.

[peeker643]

Some claim they have seen you pick squirrels out of tree tops and eat them whole.

True?

Or do you rip them in half and then eat them?

Which one?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Well my people didn't take much to civilized life unit about the mid 1700's, before that we roamed the woods of Germany. Usually we ate wild game and any root vegetables we could dig up with a pointy stick.

[Larvell Blanks]

Timmah once went off on a tirade and exclaimed he hoped that you'd get killed by a rabid polar bear. Is this a reason why you haven't visited the Arctic?

[fundamentals]

CDT,

Would you shake hands with LeBron James?

[Bayou Tribe]

How is the weather at the top of your beanstalk?


How long has your family been in the canned vegetable business?


Who's your favorite historical military figure?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Timmah once went off on a tirade and exclaimed he hoped that you'd get killed by a rabid polar bear. Is this a reason why you haven't visited the Arctic?

I have no fear of any bear, despite their prefrence in climate.

CDT,

Would you shake hands with LeBron James?

No. He fucked us. So fuck him.

How is the weather at the top of your beanstalk?


How long has your family been in the canned vegetable business?


Who's your favorite historical military figure?

Beanstalk weather is cruel mistress. If it's cloudy I can't see shit.

At least 2,000 years.

Scipio Africanus or Julius Caesar.

[Cease]

Have you been to a Crew game yet?

[pup]

If you had a choice, would you rather the midget was the hammer or the nail?

[peeker643]

CDT- If I was standing next to myself which one of me would be the one you'd most want to be like?

[Larvell Blanks]

'fess up. Where are Rat_Tail's keys at?

[Erie Warrior]

F, Marry, Kill:

Daryl Hannah as the 50ft Women, Bridget the Midget, Ann Coulter

[peeker643]

CDT- Do you think this thread is diverting the attention of many or most from JB's epic melt down in the Bin Laden thread that is located right here: index.php?f=9&t=20297&rb_v=viewtopic ?

Also, simple true or false- JB is a high-wire walking centrist.

[Ziner]

If you had to give up Beer, Smoking of any kind, or guns which would you give up.

[skatingtripods]

Attila the Hun v. Brian McPeek in a cage match. Who do you bet on and why?

In terms of TCF users:
Smoke a bowl with?
Pound beers with?
Would want beside you in a fight?
Be your best man if none of your friends or brother could make it?
Would let bang your wife if for some reason you couldn't?

Why the hell does it rain every god damn day?

[motherscratcher]

1. If you happened upon Clint Howard drinking alone in a bar, would you buy him a beer?

2. Have you ever pretended to surf while standing on the hood of a moving car, and if so, how fast was the car going?

3. Who is your favorite member of Rainbow?

[skatingtripods]

3. Who is your favorite member of Rainbow?

Semi-related follow-up question:

Who is your favorite Care Bear?

[Bayou Tribe]

Alligator clips -- on the nipple or the scrotum?

[Love child of shawn kemp]

[quote="Cerebral_DownTime"CDT,

Would you shake hands with LeBron James?[/quote]

No. He fucked us. So fuck him.

So, no shakey hands but you would have sex with him?

Did you ever get revenge on David after he killed your uncle Goliath?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Have you been to a Crew game yet?

Nope. I have friends who are fans, just not my cup of tea.

If you had a choice, would you rather the midget was the hammer or the nail?

I direct no violence towards dwarfs, I just choose not to consort with the midget persuasion.

CDT- If I was standing next to myself which one of me would be the one you'd most want to be like?

Good god, man, one of you is enough.

'fess up. Where are Rat_Tail's keys at?

The question you must ask is "Where is Rat Tail in relation to his keys?"

F, Marry, Kill:

Daryl Hannah as the 50ft Women, Bridget the Midget, Ann Coulter

I don't know who Bridget the Midget is, and I would never bang one.

F Ann Coulter

Marry Darly Hannah

Kill BtM

CDT- Do you think this thread is diverting the attention of many or most from JB's epic melt down in the Bin Laden thread that is located right here: index.php?f=9&t=20297&rb_v=viewtopic ?

Also, simple true or false- JB is a high-wire walking centrist.

I don't think JB was melting, and he's an obvious centerist of notorious fairness.

If you had to give up Beer, Smoking of any kind, or guns which would you give up.

smoking.

Attila the Hun v. Brian McPeek in a cage match. Who do you bet on and why?

In terms of TCF users:
Smoke a bowl with?
Pound beers with?
Would want beside you in a fight?
Be your best man if none of your friends or brother could make it?
Would let bang your wife if for some reason you couldn't?

Why the hell does it rain every god damn day?

Atilla The Hun would be stupified by the raquetball prowess of the Irish Assassin.

Not sure on the others, makes me sound like a dick.

1. If you happened upon Clint Howard drinking alone in a bar, would you buy him a beer?

2. Have you ever pretended to surf while standing on the hood of a moving car, and if so, how fast was the car going?

3. Who is your favorite member of Rainbow?

1. Sure.

2. Nope.

3. Dude...... DIO!

3. Who is your favorite member of Rainbow?

Semi-related follow-up question:

Who is your favorite Care Bear?

Apathybear.

Alligator clips -- on the nipple or the scrotum?

Roaches?

[quote="Cerebral_DownTime"CDT,

Would you shake hands with LeBron James?

No. He fucked us. So fuck him.

So, no shakey hands but you would have sex with him?

Did you ever get revenge on David after he killed your uncle Goliath?[/quote]


I ain't no goddman Philistine, he that's almost a Persian.

And no I would not have sex with LBJ.