Death Pool for 2011?

[swerb]

Anyone? Should we get one of these going?

[Erie Warrior]

Artie Lange

[GodHatesClevelandSport]

Art Modell -- first rounder.

[FUDU]

I'm in.

George Karl....I know it sounds mean.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

The Cavs Franchise. Oh wait..........

[swerb]

First overall pick has to be that deer that uses Peeker's back yard as a shortcut.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

First overall pick has to be that deer that uses Peeker's back yard as a shortcut.

I have deer in my goddamn yard every day. They climb over the chainlink fence, i've told Peek he can sit on my deck with a .50 cal and blast them all. I've thrown hammers, hatchets, rocks, grill tongs, flower pots, and a boot at them and nothing works.

[peeker643]

First overall pick has to be that deer that uses Peeker's back yard as a shortcut.

I have deer in my goddamn yard every day. They climb over the chainlink fence, i've told Peek he can sit on my deck with a .50 cal and blast them all. I've thrown hammers, hatchets, rocks, grill tongs, flower pots, and a boot at them and nothing works.

You grill one and eat it with onions and mushrooms while the rest of the herd looks on and you'll have sent a loud and clear message my man.

Don't over-cook that shit either.

I'm in for a dead pool. Screw karma. That whore ain't looked our way once in the last 40 years.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Ok so a deer got it's hoof caught going back over my fence, had I battered it to death with a shovel and ate it, would that be legal?


And i'll take Joe Paterno in the Death Pool.

[peeker643]

Ok so a deer got it's hoof caught going back over my fence, had I battered it to death with a shovel and ate it, would that be legal?


And i'll take Joe Paterno in the Death Pool.

We can't just throw names out there willy-nilly.

Did you cook the deer after you bashed it? If so you're fine.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

This old hillbilly hippie guy told me a story of how he poisoned like a dozen deer because they were eating the marijuana he was growing. He was pretty drunk, so he might be full of shit. And he only had one hand.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I know a guy who hit a deer one night with an old station wagon and threw it in the back thinking he killed it....

He didn't and it came to and tried to stand up in the back while he was driving

Afraid to stop for fear of being seen, he reaches down to a work belt, grabs a claw hammer and beats it to death without ever comming to a stop

He never did get all the blood stains out of the upolstery...

...and he never stopped bragging about killing a deer with a hammer

[Larvell Blanks]

I know a guy who hit a deer one night with an old station wagon and threw it in the back thinking he killed it....

He didn't and it came to and tried to stand up in the back while he was driving

Afraid to stop for fear of being seen, he reaches down to a work belt, grabs a claw hammer and beats it to death without ever comming to a stop

He never did get all the blood stains out of the upolstery...

...and he never stopped bragging about killing a deer with a hammer

If he called The Wolf, he'd have had that shit covered!


I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems

[peeker643]

I know a guy who hit a deer one night with an old station wagon and threw it in the back thinking he killed it....

He didn't and it came to and tried to stand up in the back while he was driving

Afraid to stop for fear of being seen, he reaches down to a work belt, grabs a claw hammer and beats it to death without ever comming to a stop

He never did get all the blood stains out of the upolstery...

...and he never stopped bragging about killing a deer with a hammer

If he called The Wolf, he'd have had that shit covered!


I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems

"I'm 15 minutes away. I'll be there in 10."

"Pretty please with a cherry on top, clean the fucking car."

"You like oak Jimmy?"

[skatingtripods]

I'm in. Are we doing this for fun or for money?

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I know a guy who hit a deer one night with an old station wagon and threw it in the back thinking he killed it....

He didn't and it came to and tried to stand up in the back while he was driving

Afraid to stop for fear of being seen, he reaches down to a work belt, grabs a claw hammer and beats it to death without ever comming to a stop

He never did get all the blood stains out of the upolstery...

...and he never stopped bragging about killing a deer with a hammer

If he called The Wolf, he'd have had that shit covered!


I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems

Excellence in posting ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[swerb]

I'm in. Are we doing this for fun or for money?

I say we throw in $20 a man ...

[motherscratcher]

I'm in. Are we doing this for fun or for money?

I say we throw in $20 a man ...

In

Dibs on Elizabeth Edwards.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

I aint paying no damn $20 to invisible internet people.

Coem down here and get my money like a normal human.

That's some 'ol bullshit.

[peeker643]

Dammit- Why is there no website or hot-line number for a National Celebrity Hospice Registrations??

[FUDU]

Dammit- Why is there no website or hot-line number for a National Celebrity Hospice Registrations??

By now I'm sure you've heard the story of the guy that used to make tens of thousands a year on these pools b/c of his connections.

He hit on such famous celeb deaths as Sonny Bono (skiing accident) b/c he heard Sonny was a God awful skier and yet he loved to ski. Hit on JFK Jr for the same theory, guy loved to fly but was a poor pilot so this guy knew John John's flight instructor who told him he was nervous every time JR get behind the controls. Also knew a hospital worker that notified him if a celebrity got admitted with serious conditions.

Kind of funny when you think about it.

Kind of sucks though now that CDT figured out we were just planning this to steal $20 from him.

[skatingtripods]

Who determines the definition of a celebrity?

[FUDU]

Who determines the definition of a celebrity?

JB isn't one, I know it sucks, but it sucks for all of us.

[skatingtripods]

Who determines the definition of a celebrity?

JB isn't one, I know it sucks, but it sucks for all of us.

Would you want to root for him to die?

[peeker643]

Who determines the definition of a celebrity?

JB isn't one, I know it sucks, but it sucks for all of us.

Would you want to root for him to die?

Hmm.....


I mean, no. Emphatically no.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

The jb you all knew and loved died a couple weeks ago

You'll need to put in a call to JPAC to find the remains

http://www.jpac.pacom.mil/

Put me down for Al Davis

[motherscratcher]

Put me down for Al Davis

You can't pick someone who's already dead, dumbdumb.

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Elvis?

[Cerebral_DownTime]

Is Keith Richards still alive?

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Is Keith Richards still alive?

Hard to tell. He could have been embalmed and we'd never be the wiser

[Ziner]

Since I see no one called dibs on Charlie Sheen I am in on this.

[FUDU]

bump

[Erie Warrior]

Amy Winehouse.