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Monday after loss humor

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:51 am

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/09/27 ... test=faces

The multi-millionaire owner of the Segway company died Sunday when he fell off a cliff while riding the famous motorized scooter
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Re: Monday after loss humor

Unread postby jb » Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:51 pm

Wow.

Like Daimler dying in a car crash or Orville in a plane wreck.

Remember what a hush hush buzz it was when this thing first came out? How is was going to threaten the auto in warm weather areas?

It's been great for mall cops.

Make it for $49.99 and sell it at wall mart and some under 16 kids might buy some.
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Re: Monday after loss humor

Unread postby Ziner » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:48 pm

One could say he just made his segway to the after-life.

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Re: Monday after loss humor

Unread postby skatingtripods » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:29 pm

Best Fox News reader comment: "Now I know what I'm getting my mother-in-law for Christmas".
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Re: Monday after loss humor

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:51 pm

It was a new X-country model...they should name it Ledgeway
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Re: Monday after loss humor

Unread postby peeker643 » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:54 pm

Fire Marshall Bill wrote:It was a new X-country model...they should name it Ledgeway



And you!?! You bastard!!! You killed THIS guy-

http://bit.ly/cCqUK1

Don't play dumb either. You had him dead and buried a month ago and now he's, well, halfway there.

Bastard.
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Re: Monday after loss humor

Unread postby skatingtripods » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:57 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:It was a new X-country model...they should name it Ledgeway



And you!?! You bastard!!! You killed THIS guy-

http://bit.ly/cCqUK1

Don't play dumb either. You had him dead and buried a month ago and now he's, well, halfway there.

Bastard.


Did he get sacked while riding a Segway?

Edit: do you ride or drive a Segway?
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Re: Monday after loss humor

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:28 pm

peeker643 wrote:
Fire Marshall Bill wrote:It was a new X-country model...they should name it Ledgeway



And you!?! You bastard!!! You killed THIS guy-

http://bit.ly/cCqUK1

Don't play dumb either. You had him dead and buried a month ago and now he's, well, halfway there.

Bastard.



BWAH!!!

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So, I was a couple months early....big deal. I'm still right. Farve still can't carry his jock...

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