5? Friday- Fall Foliage Edition

[peeker643]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?

2. What do you like best about me?

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?

5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?


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[motherscratcher]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?

Clean livin baby. Clean livin.

2. What do you like best about me?

The way you can write stuff on your computer, and then I can see it on my computer. It's awesome. How the hell do they do that?

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?

I always kind of pictured you as a Baldwin. Billy. From Sliver.

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?

Clambake. For sure. Me, you, elvis, CDT, and the cast of Harem Scarem.

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?

I'd add an inch. (wait, did I type that out loud?)

5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?

David Sedaris.

[mattvan1]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?
You are blessed

2. What do you like best about me?
You are smarter than Pup and JB

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?
Sinead O'Connor

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?
Dinner cruise on the Nautica Queen. We would smuggle in a flask of Wild Turkey.

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?
Hair growing contest


5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?
Hemmingway. JB is Faulkner. Clearly.


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[Love child of shawn kemp]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

2. What do you like best about me? ummmmmmmmmmm...

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman? Lou Gosset Jr. from Enemy Mine

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where? GLBC

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be? Your hubris

5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad? They should compare themselves to you as you set the standard.

[FUDU]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xi9kgnvjQE

2. What do you like best about me? That I know you through the Internet.

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman? David Caruso http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where? Miami, of course.

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be? Just one thing....I'll get back to you.

5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad? Charles Shultz


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[jb]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?

Multiple drops on yer face by Momma McPeek.

2. What do you like best about me?

Your humility

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?

telly savalis' corpse.

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?

bar that serve everclear so i could mercifully end the night in under 2 hours. But this is hypotherical as you never have a night out when invited. Or maybe/definately it is just me

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?

That you'd stop mudering wildlife and pretending you are Ted Nugent


5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?

PBfan

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Fuck wabo, where are you dammit? You are seriously screwing with my weekly routine.

[skatingtripods]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?

The glow of your head when the sun shines off it. Jesus would be jealous.

2. What do you like best about me?

Your snarky never-ending cynicism.

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?

More like Vin Diesel in The Pacifier

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?

Bar. I don't like clams and you wouldn't stand on the Porch for a Tribe game and you wouldn't be caught dead at a Monsters game.

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?

I would make you like Lou Marson

5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?

Artie Lange

[hermanfontenot]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?

You're bald and white. (Coincidentally, so am I.)

2. What do you like best about me?

That every time you'd try and high-five Webster Slaughter or Reggie Langhorne when you were a ball boy, they'd leave you hanging. You kept trying though. Gotta admire the persistence.

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?

Paul Giamatti

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?

Strip club. (That's where I'd like to hang out with most people, though.)

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?

I'd make you twenty years younger, but with the same hairline.

5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?

Eeyore sans the latent Boston fanhood.

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[Fire Marshall Bill]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?

You haven't met me yet

2. What do you like best about me?

You shit in the woods and wipe your ass with poison ivy

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?

Mini-Rambo

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?

Gun club in Kentucky with 3000 rounds...and lots of beer

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?

I'd make yu taller

5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?

Marquis de Sade


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[General]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?
If it weren't for us blah folks all of you supermodels would never know who you are.
2. What do you like best about me?
Your balding pate gleaming in the fall sun at a tailgate party.
3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?
More like "Guido the Killer Pimp"
4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?
Any time with you is quality time.
5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?
I would give you an Italian last name like Bonpiccio, then you would be the essence of perfection.
5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?
Harold and his purple crayon.

[British_Pharaoh]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?

2. What do you like best about me?

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?

5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?


There. I've contributed to the 5? Fridays and I think it's safe to say that Wabo's excellent idea and thread has officially run out of subject matter.

Well you certainly ain't Faulkner, because I can understand what the hell you are saying.

[Cerebral_DownTime]

1. How did I get so effing good looking when so many of you are so....blah?

2. What do you like best about me?

3. Do I remind you more of John Wayne, Kid Rock, Batman, Mickey Rourke from 'Pope of Greenwich Village' days or a young Paul Newman?

4. Where would you most like to hang out with me: clambake, sporting event, bar that serves micro-brews and wings? Or, more likely, it just doesn't matter where?

5. If you were dumb enough and had the audacity to try and change one thing about me (secretly so no one would realize how stupid you were) what would it be?

5A. Which of the greats would you more compare my writing style to: William Faulkner, John Steinbeck or Norman Chad?


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1) I don't know, radiation?

2) Your sense of humor. You really know how to stick it to that damn Wedge.

3) Kid Rock is a fag.

4) Shellfish is disgusting so it wouldn't be that. I guess it would be the Wings and Beer, even though the microbrew craze is for retards and creeps.

5) You should be my neighbor.

a) Sylvia Plath.

[waborat]

There. I've contributed to the 5? Fridays and I think it's safe to say that Wabo's excellent idea and thread has officially run out of subject matter.

Fuck wabo, where are you dammit? You are seriously screwing with my weekly routine.

On break, F@#kin Browns made me take a holiday...

With subject matter like Peeks, this thread will nevah die