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Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby geetah » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:28 am

Can anyone give me diet tips to get me more energy? When I get home from school, I just want to go to sleep. I don't want that. I go to sleep at 10 every night and wake up at 7 am! That's 9 hours of sleep and I still don't feel like doing anything when I get home. Maybe it's what I am eating?
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Re: Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:34 am

geetah wrote:Maybe it's what I am eating?



Yes. You need more lead in your diet.

Try putting this in your mouth.

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Re: Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby StewieG » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:17 am

Try sleeping 7 or 8 hours instead of 9. Sleeping too much can make you tired just like sleeping too little can. Try eating an apple in the morning.
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Re: Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby Erie Warrior » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:30 pm

StewieG wrote:Try sleeping 7 or 8 hours instead of 9. Sleeping too much can make you tired just like sleeping too little can. Try eating an apple in the morning.


Or the gun. Whichever.
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Unread postby motherscratcher » Thu Sep 16, 2010 2:34 pm

Damn, that's cold.
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Re: Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby Fire Marshall Bill » Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:52 pm

Ask jb...he's the stud muffin 'rount here
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Re: Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Sep 16, 2010 4:56 pm

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:
geetah wrote:Maybe it's what I am eating?



Yes. You need more lead in your diet.

Try putting this in your mouth.

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Was my first thought, beaten to the post...

Stop eating?
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Re: Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby hebner20 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 8:30 pm

geetah wrote:Can anyone give me diet tips to get me more energy? When I get home from school, I just want to go to sleep. I don't want that. I go to sleep at 10 every night and wake up at 7 am! That's 9 hours of sleep and I still don't feel like doing anything when I get home. Maybe it's what I am eating?


Really? Why are you posting at 2:28 AM?

Who is the joker that is posting these topics? every month or two a new poster comes up with a question to the board that is ridiculous. I think peeker is behind this.
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Re: Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby skatingtripods » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:08 pm

I heard cyanide is good for giving you energy. Try that.
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Re: Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby Orenthal » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:27 pm

^or AIDS...
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Re: Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby Larvell Blanks » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:36 am

Jim Jones had his Kool-Aid diet which might work well, just add vodka

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Re: Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby dem425 » Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:14 pm

Cerebral_DownTime » Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:34 am
geetah wrote:
Maybe it's what I am eating?


Yes. You need more lead in your diet.

Try putting this in your mouth.



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Re: Can anyone give me diet tips

Unread postby waborat » Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:57 pm

Erie Warrior wrote:
StewieG wrote:Try sleeping 7 or 8 hours instead of 9. Sleeping too much can make you tired just like sleeping too little can. Try eating an apple in the morning.


Or the gun. Whichever.


:lmfao:

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